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Record : 0-0 People Involved : Triple H
Achievements : None Yet People Mentioned : Royal Rumble Participants
I AM THE GAME...I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!!

{--The scene opens up on an airplane, after the big Mayhem event. The passangers are just boarding onto the airplane, taking their seats. The camera is in 1st class, so we see a lot of people in classy suits and women with nice dresses. But there's one man that doesn't look to be apart of the crowd. A big man with long hair. It's none other than HHH. He's wearing a black leather jacket with the jean tank top over it, and blue jeans. He boards the plane, carrying his suitcases and his gym bag. He sits down in his seat, and uses the seat next to him to hold his suitcase. He puts the smaller suitcase in the top carrier thing, and it barely fits. He keeps his gym bag next to his feet. Everyone is looking at him, but he doesn't seem to notice. HHH sits down, buckles his seat-belt. Than he holds onto the arm rest. HHH looks pretty tense, as a VERY HOT Stewardess comes by.--}

{..::Stewardess::..}Hell sir. Are you ready for your flight.

{..::HHH::..}Am I ready for this flight? Of course I'm not. I'm never ready. I hate flying. I'm scared of flying, and you're not helping. Luckily, I'm in a good mood.

{..::Stewardess::..}Well you don't have to worry about anything. This flight has been voted "Most Safe" by the Academy of Flight Engineers.

{..::HHH::..}Good, because I frankly don't wanna die on this plane. I need to make it to Incarnation so I can beat Bret Hart for MY World Title.

{..::Stewardess::..}Don't worry. I promise you'll make it back to solid land in one piece.

{..::HHH::..}I better. Or I'll be making sure someone get's my foot up their ass. Even if my foot is rotting.

{--The stewardess smiles, than leaves to attend to someone else. Before she could get very far though, HHH yells to her.--}

{..::HHH::..}HEY! MISS! COME BACK!

{..::Stewardess::..}Yes?

{..::HHH::..}Uh yeah. Do you have any magazines?

{..::Stewardess::..}Yes sir. It's right there in front of you.

{..::HHH::..}Uh..I don't see them. Could you possibly pull them out for me?

{--The Stewardess obliges, and heads back to HHH's seat. She bends over in front of him, her butt right in his face. HHH has the biggest smile on his face right now, as she pulls all the magazines from the chair, stands back up, and plops them right down on HHH's...err...significant other. HHH let's out a grunt, as she smiles slyly, and walks away. HHH looks back to see her walk away, and he smiles again.--}

{..::HHH::..}I think she wants me.

{--As HHH looks through the magazines to see what he likes, he notices a wrestling magazine, called "WOW!". He heard of this magazine, and decides to look through.--}

{..::HHH::..}....Incarnation. That is what everyone is geared up for now and personally I think it will live up to and perhaps beyond expectations....blah blah blah...AH! The Main Event! This should be good. Bret Hart versus Triple H...Both men have showed me that they are major players...a match that NEW-ites can look back and say, set the tone for the future...got that right. And now because of Bret I can tell ya that much....Prediction: Bret Hart, NEW Champion...WHAT?! Un-f'n-beleivable!

{--HHH get's a little steamed at the comments from the magazine, and throws the magazine behind him. HHH just so happens to hit a dorky little guy with big glasses, and is wearing a "I'M WITH CAPTAIN KIRK" shirt on. This little guy doesn't like being hit with a magazine like that, and goes up to the front of the plane to confront Triple H about hitting him.--}

{..::Geek::.}Exuse me, sir.

{..::HHH::.}Yeah? What do ya want?

{..::Geek::.}Uh, I beleive you hit me with this magazine here.

{..::HHH::..}Oh, what, you want it signed? Here sure. What's your name kid?

{..::Geek::..}No, I want you to say your sorry right now. Please...

{..::HHH::..}You want me to say sorry over a stupid magazine? How bout you go sit your ass down, before I sit your ass down for ya.

{..::Geek::..}Fine. I was hoping I could do this in the air, but I guess I'll just do it now.

{--As HHH looks on in shock, the geek opens up his shirt and a huge bomb is seen strapped to his body. HHH looks scared out of his mind, and people around all let out yells.--}

{..::Geek::..}I HAVE A BOMB!! AND IF ANYBODY MOVES...BOOOOM! YOU ALL DESERVE THIS!! Well...actually only this fellow right here deserves it.

{..::HHH::..}What? What did I do?

{..::Geek::..}Threw this magazine at me. It's a crappy magazine by the way. And--

{..::HHH::..}Yeah, it is a crappy magazine. They couldn't admit the fact that "The Game" is by FAR better than that pencil necked bitch, Bret Hart.

{..::Geek::..}Wait...who are you?

{..::HHH::..}Hunter Hearst Helmsley. I wouldn't expect you to know that.

{..::Geek::..}You're Triple H?!

{..::HHH::..}Yeah. What's it to ya?

{..::Geek::..}Oh man! I can't beleive this! I'm standing in front of Triple H! This is just neat-o!

{..::HHH::..}Neat-o?...

{..::Geek::..}I have to admit though. I don't think you'll be beating Mr. Hart anytime soon, like at Incarnation. I mean, he's the best there ever was, is, and ever will be.

{..::HHH::..}Whoa, what did you just say?

{..::Geek::..}I said Bret Hart is gonna beat you at Incarnation.

{--Triple H doesn't look too happy with the comment made by this "geek". Triple H stands up and gets in the face of the Geek. Triple H doesn't even worry about the bomb strapped on the guys chest. He's too fumed about being put down.--}

{..::HHH::..}Ya know, it's funny. I went through 20 some guys, and I beat em' all. And your gonna go and tell me that Bret FUCKING Hart can beat me?! Did Bret Hart win every single title when he was with Vinnie Mac?

{..::Geek::..}Well...err...

{..::HHH::..}No you dumb bastard. And you know what? Just for thinking Bret Hart could beat me, let me give something to Bret's biggest fan...

{--With that, Triple H kicks the man in the stomach, than puts his head between his legs. He hooks his arms and Pedigrees him right there on the airplane. Triple H stands over the fallen Geek, and notices he's unconcious. The passangers all cheer for Triple H, and turns to them with an angry look. They all stop clapping. A Stewardess walks in, and looks bewildered as to why the geek is laying on the ground. Triple H takes his stuff and leaves the plane. Obviously he's got other things on his mind. What could be on his mind? Is it that obvious? It should be. .....Bret Hart. The camera than fades out.--}

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