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Record : 0-0 People Involved : Triple H and Johnathan Coachman
Achievements : None Yet People Mentioned : Matt Hardy, Lita
I AM THE GAME. . .I AM THAT. . .DAMN. . .GOOD!!

[--The scene opens up an arena. The fans in attendance, wait patiently for whatever to happen next happen. They're expecting the unexpected. And what they get next is definitely unexpected. "HAHAHA! TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAME!!" The opening sounds of Triple H's music, "The Game" by Motorhead starts to beat on the speakers. The fans immediately begin to boo. They don't really like Triple H, and hearing the music can only mean they boo. Triple H eventually steps out, and stands on the stage, with lights flashing on him. He's wearing a "I Am The Game" t-shirt, with black pants that have white stripes down the legs. He has a water bottle, and he takes a sip of it as he walks down the ramp.--]

[--He reaches the ring, and he climbs onto the apron, and takes a sip of water. He than proceeds to spray the water out. He looks off into the fans, a look of anger on his face. He throws the water bottle, than slips one leg into the ring, followed by the other leg, and his whole body. He stands in the middle of the ring, but heads over to the ropes to the right of him, and gets a mic from the time-keeper. He stands in the middle of the ring, staring off into the fans booing him. He doesn't look happy. He lifts the mic to his lips, to make the fans stop booing, but instead, they just boo louder. Triple H lowers the mic, and he looks really pissed off now. Finally, after a few minutes, they stop. And Triple H lifts the mic, and he begins.--]

[Triple H]Matt Hardy[--fans boo--]...Matt Hardy, I've got some things to talk to you about. First and foremost Matt Hardy, let me rephrase what I've been saying to you. On Monday, at Raw Is War, I'm going to beat you single-handedly. One way or another, I'm going to walk out of Raw is War, with a win under my belt. There ain't a damn thing you can do about that Matt Hardy. You can put up the biggest fight of your life, but the fact is, you're not better than me. You never will be Matt. I've won the World Title multiple times Matt. And where have you been this whole time? Winning the tag-team championship with your brother Jeff. A title I've won already. And you also have been chasing after the European Championship. The title I've won ages ago. And do you know what's funny Matt? Your actually thinking that I'm afraid of you. You think I'm pissing my pants? Matt, I've fought far more brutal matches, than you'll ever come close to! You think your TLC matches with The Dudley Boyz and Edge and Christian are hard to take and brutal? Try fighting Cactus Jack in a Street Fight, when he busts you wide open with Barbed Wire! Try fighting Steve Austin, The Rock, Kurt Angle, Rikishi, and The Undertaker in a hell in a cell match! Not one of these matches I pissed my pants about, and these matches are far more worse than any match you've fought in. And you're actually expecting me to piss my pants at the sound of "Triple H vs. Matt Hardy"? If anything, I should be throwing up at the sound of "Triple H vs. Matt Hardy". Because hearing my name in the same sentence with your name, makes me sick. And what makes me even more sick, is that your thinking your walking out of the match on your feet, and with me being pinned. Well Matt, that just ain't happening.

But do you want to know what will happen? I'll tell you. The match will go as planned. We'll both come out of the curtain, we'll walk to the ring. The people will be cheering your name, and I won't really give a damn. We'll start the fight when the bell rings, and I'll get the advantage. You'll try to fight back, but it won't happen. I'll be too good of a wrestler for you Matt. To strong. After a few minutes, you'll be so tired, you won't even want to move. You'll be so hurt, you'll be wishing you never came to the ring to fight me...or you'll be wishing your dead. And after a swift kick to the stomach, and a pedigree, you'll be out for the count. That's the way I see it Matt. And that's what's gonna be happening. You can spend every hour, of every day up until Raw to prepare for this match, but it won't match to me Matt. And do you know what's funny Matt? You don't think I'll actually be going to the gym? You don't think I'll be working out everyday? Of course I will Matt. It's my JOB. And I do my job, and I do it correctly. So why don't you smarten up Matt, and realize, that there's a better chance that Hell will freeze over, than you beating me. I am unstoppable. Especially to you Matt. I'm not filling my head with dreams. I'm crushing YOURS. I'm telling the reality of what will happen. And if there's anybody going to be proved wrong, it's you Matt. I think your making a big mistake Matt. Your under-estimating me, and your doing it big-time. Like I said Matt, I'm a former World Champion. And if you don't think I'll beat a little bitch like you, you've got another thing coming. I've beaten way tougher competitors than you. So you can bet, I'm ANYTHING but scared of you beating me.

Which reminds me. Do you want to know why I wanted Vince to cancel my match with you? Not because I'm scared of losing. But because it's a damn disgrace to have to face you. Your the bottom of the barrel, and I'm on the very top. I'm top quality, and your the low quality, that no one gives a damn about. So you can imagine, me wrestling you doesn't make my name look too good. And you know...you used the story of David and Goliath to try and compare me and you together. Basically saying, that you can beat bigger people, because of this story. Well, did you ever hear of Adam and Eve? Supposedly the first people in the world. Well, if they exist, why is there Neanderthals? Were Adam and Eve Neanderthals? Scientists continue to prove the bible wrong. And on Raw, I'll prove it wrong. Your David, and I'm Goliath. And your not going to beat me. I don't care if you have the strongest desire to beat me...I'll still come out the victor. Because I'm bigger, stronger, and better. Simple as that. And if you somehow DO end up beating me Matt...it's a pure fluke. No one at your level will ever be better than me. Because I won't let it. You don't deserve it Matt. You think you spent years of busting your ass? I don't think you did. Matt, your still beginning in the WWF. You've been in wrestling since when? 18? And your only 22 or something. Well I'm 32, and I started when I was in my young 20's. So that makes around 12 years of wrestling, and you only 4. And you think that you can still beat me? You and everyone else Matt. And just take a look at the LONG list of people I've beaten. Too many Matt. And you'll just be one more statistic to my name. you, and the next person I'll fight, and the next, and the next. The list will continue to go on and on, until I can't wrestle anymore Matt. And I don't think your list will ever be as big as mine.

[--Triple H pauses, and he looks at the fans. They boo him a bit, but Triple H seems to not care. He just stand in the middle of the ring, glaring at the fans. After a few more seconds of waiting for the fans to shut up, Triple h lifts the mic to speak.--]

[Triple H]And one thing I'm particularly pissed off about Matt...is you making fun of my wife, Stephanie. You had the damn audacity, to call my wife a..."dog"?

[--This sparks a huge amount of cheers. HHH lowers the mic, and now he's really looking angry. They even start a chant of "SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!" even with Stephanie not in the ring. HHH can't hold himself back, and lashes out.--]

[Triple H]SHUT THE HELL UP!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVEN DARE CALL MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE THAT NAME!![--huge boos--] She doesn't deserve your crap! Your all just jealous of the looks and class my wife has! Maybe if you people could actually get with people besides your dog or your sister, you wouldn't be calling my wife that disgusting name!

[--The fans just boo more, but the chants stop. Triple H is still pretty pissed off, but he seems to be calmed down a bit. He continues.--]

[Triple H]Matt Hardy, you made a BIG mistake. When you made that comment, you made things PERSONAL. You took it to a whole new level, that you really shouldn't have. Because not only am I just gonna beat your ass for the hell of it...I'm beating it because you made fun of my wife. You want to go around, thinking you can make comments about people, that are better than you. The only reason you made that comment, is because you know Stephanie is with a real man, and your left with Lita. Your little girlfriend. Hell, you people think that my WIFE is a slut? What about Lita? Who's the one showing off her underwear for the male fans in the audience. Someone not getting pleased enough by her boyfriend? Hell, how do we know that Lita isn't the one sleeping around the back with all the guys. That's what everyone thinks my wife is doing right? What about the girls that are constantly flaunting their stuff to all the guys in the back. Like Lita. Well I'm sick and tired of people making fun of my wife, like you Matt. So on Raw, I'm going to put an extra effort, to make sure you don't walk out of this match. I'm going to work extra hard, to make sure the holds you'll be in, hurt that much more. And I'll be sure, to make you wish, Triple H was the last person you ever messed with. That seems to be the case with allot of people. They think they can get away with making comments about my wife, and me, and get away with it. Well I'm here to prove that it's a bunch of bullsh*t. Just like your fans Matt. Hell, you can't even walk down the street without being bothered by fans of Triple H's. Those kiddies in your promo...they know who is the man around the WWF. They know what's what. They know, Matt Hardy is a wanna-be Triple H. How do you want to be like me? Because I'm the best in the business. I guess the real question you asked was, "Why would I want to be like the most boring, biggest hunk of crap in the WWF?" Well I can answer that for you Matt. Because I'm the best in the industry today. Ask anybody, and they know that I'm the man to beat. You even admitted it yourself. I'm the man you need to beat, to become the man. If you can't beat me, your nothing. And Matt, your going to be nothing the rest of your life, because your not beating me. You can pray to God that you'll beat me, but even God knows that I'm unbeatable. That's why I'm going to be the next WWF champion. Hell, I was skeptical to fight you Matt. Because like I said, it disgraces my name. But I don't really give a damn anymore. You're stuck with fighting me, and that's something you don't want. For the sheer fact, that right about now, I'm really pissed of. And I won't hesitate for one second, to tear your head off.

And what about "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? The "rattlesnake". The "Bionic Redneck". Hell Austin, you can come out here, calling yourself all the names in the world. Even "Leonardo Divinchi". But Austin, names don't mean a whole lot. Especially when your in the ring with me. Names, won't be able to help you out, when your in the ring, getting your ass-kicked, from one side of the ring to the other. They won't help, when the ref is counting to three. And they certainly won't help, when I'm tearing you apart. Austin, you think I care that I'm next on your list? Do you think I'm scared? Well I'll tell you now Austin, I'm not. For all I care, you can bring it to me Austin. Because I'll just do to you, what I'll do to Matt Hardy. And that's hurt you. Austin, you are a nobody. Compared to me, your just another face in the crowd. Next to me, you are exactly what I say you are, and that's nothing. And to think that you'll get the World Title before me Austin, that makes me sick. Everyone knows, that I am the best. I've said it so many times, it should be the first thing to come to mind when you think of me. But apparently, it hasn't yet Austin. So you know what I'll do? I'll beat it into you Austin. I'll beat the fact, that I am better than you, better than Matt Hardy, The Rock, Shawn Micheals...I could keep going on. But I'm better than every single one of them. Including you Austin. And I will be the next WWF champion. Just try and stop me Austin. You won't be able to. And neither will any other shcmuck in the back. You can try, but it won't happen.

Especially, to you Matt. Ya' know, you think that my "wear and tear" on my body is actually going to come into play on Monday. Well I'll tell you know punk. My wear and tear won't matter at all. For one match...one measly match against you, it won't matter. You can work any part of my body, and the fact will still remain, my body won't do me wrong. It hasn't failed me in the past against tougher opponents, and it won't fail me against a man, who thinks he's extreme, because he can do a fancy legdrop. You want extreme? How about slamming somebody face first onto the mat...on thumbtacks? How about spilling pints of blood because a sadistic FREAK has the need to use barbed wire on you? Or how about tearing a muscle in your leg, and still continuing the match? Have you ever done any of this stuff? I don't think so. And you never will. But I have. Because I've got enough heart, and enough drive to continue the match. That's what Triple H does...because Triple H...

IS THAT...DAMM...GOOD!!

[--The crowd again, erupts into boos, as "The Game" by Motorhead begins again on the loud speakers. Triple H, drops the mic, than slowly, climbs out of the ring. He begins to walk up the ramp, ignoring the fans to his side. He just heads straight up the ramp. He reaches the curtain, and heads through. The music stops, and the scene fades to a "WWF Shopzone" Commercial.--]






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