Judge Jeff Jones:Ladies and gentleman of NWA-TNA, let me all introduce you to a man that you actually all know pretty well because he has competed her in a few matches before, and was perfectly capable of throwing all the shits here like a bunch of nappy haired rag dolls! Ladies and gentleman, standing here before you in THIS..VERY..RING..IS MIKE AWESOME! Ladies and gentleman, he is..the CAREER KILLER!!

[[Judge Jeff Jones goes over to Mike Awesome and raises his arms into the air, getting the crowd to boo even louder. Judge Jeff then walks over to Jarrett and stands over him, looking down on him.]]

Judge Jeff Jones:And what all of you just witnessed, is exactly what this man is capable of! All of you pieces of crap think Double J is such a good wrestler. Hell, he was WCW Champion, so you have a good reason to think that. But you all just got a first hand look at him being thrown VICIOUSLY through this table where he lies in the ring right now, SPLINTERS IN HIS BACK! Why did this happen? Because quite frankly, Mike Awesome is allowed to do whatever he wants. Mike Awesome, is ABLE to do whatever he wants. If he wants to get into this ring and powerbomb a "great" wrestler, he can! If he wants to tear somebody's head off, he can! And the awesome part about it, is that nobody can touch him! I'm didn't become a judge by sucking dick, like how Rob Van Dam became a champion! No, I became a judge by going to law school to learn the ins and outs of every single law there is. And not only that, I know every single rule and every single word written in fine print. Basically, Mike Awesome does what he wants, when he wants, and there isn't a god damn thing anybody can do about it! HAHAHA!

[[The fans at the NWA-TNA show obviously don't appreciate Mike Awesome coming out here and interrupting a match just to flaunt how good he is. They especially don't appreciate what he does next, and that's pick up Jeff Jarrett by the hair. He again puts him between his legs, and lifts him up, holding him under his arms over his head. Then he jumps forward and throws Jarret's body over him, Awesome Bombing him onto the broken pieces of table! Pieces of wood stick into Jarrett's back, as he writes in pain.]]

Judge Jeff Jones:LOOK AT THE POWER! LOOK AT THE ATHLETISM! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MIKE AWESOME IS THE CAREER KILLER!

[[Only more boos come out of that. This time, not only do they boo though, they also throw a few cups of beer into the ring, one almost pelting Judge Jeff Jones. Judge Jeff gets a furious look on his face, turning red and pointing into the crowd from the direction it came from.]]

Judge Jeff Jones:Hey you piece of shit! You better thank your lucky stars you didn't hit me, because I'd have you arrested on the spot! I can pull more strings than a marinet puppeteer, and I could have you thrown into jail for the rest of your life! I swear on your fat mother's grave, I'll do it!

[[The fans in the front row...actually, half the one side of the arena all raise their fists into the air and point their middle finger straight up, flipping Judge Jeff Jones off.]]

Judge Jeff Jones:Oh, is that it? You people hate me? You don't like me, or my client, Mike Awesome?

[[Everybody gladly responds by yelling their answer, which is "HELL YEAH!"]]

Judge Jeff Jones:Well I don't give a rat's ass! You can all go to hell, because we're not sticking in this trash heap any longer anyhow! Me and Mike are heading back to the land of the extreme..Extreme Championship Wrestling! Yeah, that's right! You all can say goodbye to the greatest thing this place had going for it, and that's Mike Awesome!

[[To no surprise, the fans begin to boo once more. This time though, Awesome takes the microphone from Judge Jeff Jones much to the dislike of the fans. Awesome definitely doesn't seem to care however, as he looks out into the crowd like he wants to tear every piece of shit in the arena's head off.]]

Mike Awesome:Greatest thing going for it Jeff? That's an understatement. Ya see, besides Jarrett and Raven, I'm the only person in NWA to have ever done anything with my career. But even with those two, I still have everything over them. In ECW, I made Raven my bitch day in and day out, throwing him through tables and pouring his blood all over the arena. I was ECW Champion for a reason, and that's because I was the most powerful force the place had ever seen! And Jarrett...well look where he is...laying on the mat at my feet knocked out cold! Who did that? Huh? ME! I did! And I'd do it again and again and again if I had to! But no, once was enough wasn't it?! Once is always enough! Nobody has EVER kicked out of the Awesome Bomb, and nobody ever will! I'm the most violent man in the business, thus is why I was dubbed the Career Killer! I'll throw the president on his neck if he stepped into the ring with me, just like I'd throw anybody else!

[[Just then, in slides AJ Styles holding a steel chair in his hands. Mike Awesome doesn't see it coming and AJ totally blindsides him with the chair. The fans bein to cheer, glad that Awesome has finally been shut up. Judge Jeff tries to do something by trying to grab the chair away from Styles. AJ just pushes him away and looks at him like he's about to hit him with the chair. The fans are going crazy, ready for it to happen. But amazingly, Mike Awesome sits up and gets to his feet. The fans see AJ Styles with his back turned and can nothing but boo, as Awesome turns AJ around, takes the chair, and CRACK!! He wallops AJ Styles upside his head, splitting his head open as he drops to the mat. Slowly, blood trickles down his face. Judge Jeff is smiling now as he gets in the face of AJ and points the mallet towards his head, talking trash. In a quick motion he cocks back and drives the mallet straight across the forehead of Styles. The cut opens more, and blood covers his forehead. Judge Jeff picks up the mic.]]

Judge Jeff Jones:Good try AJ! Good god damn try! Obviously you haven't caught on, that we CAN'T BE STOPPED! You shoulda just kept yourself out of the god damn ring, because our time here is done anyways! We just wanted to let you, and all the rest of the garbage here know, that Awesome isn't NWA, he's Ee See Doubleyou!

[[And with that, "The Zoo" by Bruce Dickenson hits again, trash now abunduntly being thrown into the ring. Awesome gives AJ one last kick as he leaves both him and Jarrett laid out on the mat. Awesome and Judge Jeff exit the ring and walk up the ramp, ignoring the curses and the middle fingers. The camera fades as they exit through the curtain.]]

[[The camera reopens in the parking lot where Judge Jeff Jones and Mike Awesome are standing. They are there because they can't be in the locker room or they'll probably get their ass kicked, and anywhere else they would probably have gottent kicked out already. So they stand in the parking lot, waiting for their taxi to take them to the airport. Awesome just stands there in his jeans and leather jacket, as Judge Jeff is still dressed in his robes with his mallet in his hands. Despite many physical differences, the one thing that remains the same is the smirk that's on their face. Judge Jeff looks into the camera smiling.]]

Judge Jeff Jones:ECW fans of old and now NEW...what you just saw was just a little taste of the man that you see here next to me. What you all saw, was just a SMIDGEON of the capabilities that Mike Awesome has! Everybody thought that Mike Awesome would never go back to ECW even if it had reopened, just because of his and Paul Heyman's differences. Way back when, Mike Awesome made a business move and left ECW because he was tired of not getting his paycheck. He was tired of not being treated like the awesome wrestler that he is. Who wouldn't want to leave such a shithole after carrying the company as the Champion for months, then to not even see a tiny sum of money come their way? That's what I thought!

[[Judge Jeff's smile only grows, as he seems to be pleased with what he's saying. After a few moments of silence to let what he said sink in, he contines on.]]

Judge Jeff Jones:Well obviously, somewhere along the lines something happened between Mike Awesome and Paul Heyman, and it seems that any differences have been set aside. Would anybody happen to know why that is? It's because Paul E. Heyman knows that Mike Awesome is the best wrestler that has ever stepped foot into the land of barbed wire! He was quite possibly the GREATEST champion of ALL-TIME! Everywhere he went, that championship stuck by him. Everything he touched, turned into an object to BLUDGEON his opponent into submission! In a place where everything is legal, Mike Awesome COULD NOT, and WOULD NOT BE STOPPED! Bottom line is, Mike Awesome is a past ECW commodity that couldn't be left unsigned! Paul E. Heyman knows this, and in just three short days, EVERYONE will know! How is this? Mike Awesome versus...Tommy Dreamer. Yeah, yeah, whatever...the Innovator of Violence. That's real cute. You think Mike Awesome can't innovate violence? He can. However, he doesn't just innovtate it, he MAKES violence. Frankly, HE IS VIOLENCE! Too bad that Mr. "Let's suck up to the fans by screaming my companies name" is going to get taught the law, and that being section 6, article four...MIKE AWESOME WILL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!

[[As he said it, Judge Jeff lifted his mallet for extra emphasis. Awesome is seen just standing there, glaring into the camera not saying a word. And what for? He is Mike Awesome. He's the most ferocious competitor in ECW, and can back it up. Staring into the camera, he takes a step forward as Judge Jeff backs off.]]

Mike Awesome:It's good to see you again Tommy Dreamer. It's been a long time hasn't it? The last time I saw you, you were eating soggy cookies off of a mat. And the last time I saw you before that, you were getting caned in the head night after night by Justin Credible, and getting DDT'ed through tables by Raven. Yeah, pitiful, I know. Actually, your entire career is one big ball of pity. But that's besides the point. The point of all this is just to let you know, you're in for it at ECW on TNN. Remember how it went back when I was champ? Imagine that except now I don't give a fuck. Fuck Heyman, fuck TNN, fuck YOU Dreamer. My dynasty is starting NOW, and what that means is that I'm going straight for the thunder and I'm leaving everythingin and EVERYBODY lying a bloody fucking MESS!

Judge Jeff Jones:That's right Dreamer! And to top it all off, you're the first man that gets to step into the ring with the most VIOLENT man in the business! That's the final call from the judge, the jury, and Mike Awesome...THE EXECUTIONER! HAHAHAHA!