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| Name: Arnold Judas Rimmer BSc (bronze swimming certificate) A.K.A: Smeghead, Molicule mind, Goal post head, Dinosaur breath, Ace-hole, Smeg for brains, Bone head Occupaton: Second technican ( chicken soup repairman ) Age: Dead Description: Amasing phyical coward. Cheating, weasley, lowlife scumbucket with all the social grace of a pubic louse. An incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex, who comanded as much respect from his fellow crew members as Long John Silver's parrot. Next of kin: Rachel ( his polyolefin pal) Love object: Yvonne McGruder ( Deceased ) Acheivements: Failing the astro-navigational engineer's exam a record 13 times. 3, 6, 9 & 12 years long service medals. Killing the entire crew of the red dwarf Likes: Hammon organ music, Reggie Wilson, 20th century telograph poles, Elevator music, Napoleon, Risk Dislikes: Lister, gazpacho soup, parents Ambition: To pass the astro-navigation exam and become an officer ( as if ) Favorite quote: "Up, up, up the ziggurat, lickety-split" Episodes appeared in: All except Ouroboros, Duct soup, Beyond a joke, Epideme , Nanarchy (series 7) Rimmer joined the space corps. when he was sixteen in the vain hope of becoming an officer and a gentleman (like he ever had a chance), but ended up as a lowly chicken soup repair man for 15 years, until his one true claim to fame, killing the entire crew (including himself) through his inability to fix the drive plate properly. 3 million years later he was revived by Holly in the form of a holigram to keep Lister sane. Holly "He is the person u knew the best, over 14 million words in all" Lister " Holly, 7 million of them were me telling him to smeg off, and the other 7 million million were him putting me on report for telling him to smeg off" |
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