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| Name: Dave "Cinzano Bianco" Lister A.K.A: Listy, Cloister the Stupid Age: 3 million Occupation: Erm.................................Bum Description: Barely human grossed-out slime ball.Tasteless, uncouth, tone-deaf, mindless, revolting, randy, blokeish, semi-literate space bum. Next of kin: Himself ( he's his own father ) Love object: Christine Kochanski Acheivements: Being God Likes: Curry, Vindaloo, Lager, Playing guitar badly, Rasta Billy Skank, Kochanski Dislikes: Rimmer, Work, Doug McClure movies, Pasta, Fresh vegetables Ambition: To win back Kochanski, and the lie on top off her and move up and down in that curious way humans find so agreeable. Favorite quote: " Smeghead " Episodes appeared in: All Lister is the last human being alive, after spending 3 million years in stasis, his only companions are a holgram of Arnold Rimmer one of the dead crew, and a lifeforom evolved from his cat. His big acheivement in life is the fact that he is the cat race's god, and is responsible for the near extintion of the race. Lister " I mean if I'd had 8 socks on my laundry list rather than 7, or if I owned more than 1 pair of underpants, they might have been safe. I just wish I could meet them and explain and apologise." Rimmer " Well, that would look spectacular, wouldn't it, Lister? God returns in all his splendour, and says, "Sorry it's all been a bit off a cock-up!" " |
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