Name: The cat

A:K:A: Cat

Age: ?

Occupation: Fashion victim

Description: Vain, Vain, Vain, Vain, Vain........................oh did i meantion he's vain. Bred from the domestic house cat and half as smart

Next of kin: Lister

Love object: Himself

Acheivements: Nappin 8 times a day, Having worlds largest clothes collection,

Likes: Himself, Clothes, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Perming his leg hairs, Crispes

Dislikes: Crease's, Anyone that takes attention away from him

Ambition: To get his end away

Favorite quote: "I'm Gorgeous"

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The cat evolved from Listers pet cat Frankenstein, who woz locked in the hold during the radiation leak. He is a vain, ego centric being, who's only main goals in life are to look good, look cool, act vain and finally get his end away. His past times include eating, sleeping and looking at himself in the mirror. His funnest moments during red dwarf have been during his times as his alter ego, Dwayne Dibbly, the complete opposite of him, ie. he is uncool, wears cardigans, airtext vests, sandals, and has teeth the druids could use as a place of worship.

Cat "I'm the object of my own desire?"
Camille "Can u think of anyone more worthy",
Cat "Well, if u put it like THAT, I guess your right, Damn my vainity!"
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