"The Strange case of the Septuagenarian Grey-haired
Blind Transsexual Man"
The old man shit his pants with excitement. His first day outside since the sex-change operation!
"Hot-diggity, dog-diggity!" the old man said, bursting with energy he should not possess. "It must be the nuclear radiation," he thought. "What the hell!" said the old man, "now I can get laid." He used to be Wilma Crebbs, a decrepit, sex-starved old bag. She had used her remaining cash for the operation.
Elsewhere:
Captain Cowbuns, a superhero with a cow's ass for a head, was alerted by his Cowbun alert that there was a transsexual in the area and that there was shit all over him. He became excited. He wanted to see justice done, and to kill the old transsexual.
Suddenly, the old man sensed that he was not alone. He peed his pants when he saw what stepped out of the shadows. "A man with an ass for a head," he thought. The Captain's fist smashed through bone, cartilage, and what was left of the old man's face. A shrill scream was choked halfway out of the old man's throat. He cackled insanely as his eyeballs popped wetly from their sockets. With a swish of fart gas Captain Cowbuns was off, secure in the knowledge that justice had triumphed over evil transsexuals...
© 1978 by Craig Snyder