Top 10 reasons why rowing is better than sex
You can row with minors and not get arrested
You do not have to worry where your oar has been before
Two words: "Cox Box"
You can row with up to seven other people at the same time
Your oar will never give you a S.T.D. (except crabs)
Female rowers give Head races a new name
When rowing you have a coach to tell you what you did wrong
After a good hard row, everybody is satisfied
In rowing, the catch is aggressive, the hands quick, the slide smooth, the drive powerful, and the oar is always hard
Let's face it, it's not
Top 10 signs that your coxwain might be stoned
Gets lost on the way to the starting line
Prefers lower ratings (like a 12)
Tries to contact extraterrestrial life through the cox box
Becomes frightened of the stroke, screams, and jumps out of the boat
Keeps pointing out that racing shells look like giant doobies
Calls a power 10 and forgets strokes 4, 7 and 9
Weaves in and out of the lane markers like a downhill skier
Calls the sprint 500 meters into the race just to see what would happen
Starts in lane 1 and ends in lane 6
Goes the entire race without saying a word
Top 10 resons why people row lightweight
To meet incredibly interesting people in the sauna
The extra layers of clothing compliment figure
The lack of protein stimulates growth
They like the feel of Saran Wrap on their body
It's better than being a butt-wight
Endurance training increases libido
They're scrawny
Definition is sexy
It's skill, not size, that matters
LOVE IT, LIVE IT, ROW IT!!!
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