| DEFINITION LIST - Last updated on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 | ||
| People it represents: Nick Hinchman, Gergly Hollback, Mark Miller, Matt Boggs, other psychotic ppl | ||
| REGULAR WORDS | ||
| Word(s) | Definition Where It Came From | |
| 3:84 | the time that it always is when it doesn't really matter | Gergly & Nick |
| All HE MEANS words | if something happens to someone and they are too shocked | Nick |
| to respond, you say what they mean, or "he means ___" | ||
| ASCAP | a music writing company...it has no meaning | Gergly & Mark |
| atomic time | the exact time at all times...usually just 3:84 | Mark |
| B.Y.O.B. | Bring Your Own Booyah...see "booyah" | Gergly |
| basker | fat guy who likes to take his shirt off (he means bleh!) | Nick |
| booyah | saying "I win" in a cruel way | don't know |
| BPD | Danny's nickname that describes him all too well...ask Michael | Michael Skidmore |
| cards | card game that is simple | Mark & Morgan B. |
| circlentagon | the band's attempt to make a circle...circle that comes to point | Mark |
| circulamatation | i dont really know what the crap it is...sounds pro though | Gergly |
| clog | massive amount of something in a jam down a narrow space | Mark & Nick |
| CPP | Calcium Processing Plant...where skinny ppl eat pure calcium | Gergly |
| to make them all skin and bones...see "skimmer" | ||
| crap | you know what crap is | don't know |
| death ______ | the weakest ______ possible | Sollars & Mark |
| death maul | the weakest finger haul possible | Gergly & Mark |
| The Death Machine | machine that has spikes on it and it is instant death to hit it | Gergly & Mark |
| death scratch | the weakest scratch possible | Sollars & Mark |
| dice | exciting game played with dice | Mark |
| drowsed | state of being drowsy | Mark |
| drowsy | extremely tired from lack of sleep | don't know |
| dude | cool guy that wears dudearific clothes to be a dude | Boggs |
| dudearific | very full of dudeness; a real dude | Boggs |
| eh well | replacement for oh, well...when it doesn't really matter | Mark |
| Emilio | pointless name to shout our while parade marching | Chuck |
| encyclopediastronomer | the longest word that could ever possibly exist | Mark & Gergly |
| feet! false! | what it sounds like when the band says meat! balls! | Mark & Gergly |
| finger haul | letting you finger be loose and hauling it | Boggs |
| flank | long board with nails sticking from it | Gergly & Nick |
| fledge | almost a flog...see "flog" | Gergly & Nick |
| flock | what you do to get through a clog...see "clog" | Mark & Nick |
| flog | a whip with 39 strings with sharp metal on the ends | Gergly & Nick |
| flog cabin | place where ppl get flogged...made from floggs...see "flog" | Nick & Gergly |
| geeeez! | when you are surprised | Boggs |
| general | crap...see General McCrapp | Nick |
| General Math, etc. | basic classes...ex. basic speech, Thadius's Science class | Gergly & Mark |
| gramlet | unit of measure of perspective...or something like that | Nick |
| guhnarly | crappy, ralphy, rough | Nick & Mike |
| guhnome | a gnome | Gergly & Mark |
| guhrody | extremely grody...crappy | Nick & Mike |
| he means bleh | see "All HE MEANS words" and "bleh" | Nick |
| he means general | see "All HE MEANS words" and "general" | Boggs |
| he means ralph | see "All HE MEANS words" and "ralph" | Mark |
| he means sweet | see "All HE MEANS words" and "sweet" | Nick |
| he means urg | urg has no special meaning...see "All HE MEANS words" | Mark |
| he means wow | see "All HE MEANS words" | Nick |
| I Ain't Tellin'! | card game that is almost as simple as Cards...see "Cards" | Mark & Morgan B. |
| jamangan | extremely huge and loaded with gramlets | Nick |
| light saber | extremely comparable to anything that is uncomparable | Ms. Roof (uh...) |
| maul | what Ubu does...to attack...see "Ubu" | Mark |
| meander | slowly working its way somewhere | don't know |
| mangle | to tear, to maul...or something like that | Nick |
| Mario | how we waste our pathetic lives | Mark & Boggs |
| Mrs. Ratz | enough to ruin anyone's day | Mark & Boggs |
| N/A | what you put or say when it doesn't really matter...not available | don't know |
| ohpen | how Little Morzan says "open" | Little Morzan |
| pal | what you call anyone when you are starting to turn on them | lots of people |
| pro | something that is expensive or professional | Boggs & Mark |
| pssssst! | sound of water gun as you put flames out of turner's eyes | Matt Geer |
| psycho | well...crazy, kinda psycho | don't know |
| put the flames out | putting out the fire in your eyes when you turn | Matt Geer |
| quick | fast at putting books in locker at school | Gergly & Mark |
| ralph, ralphy, ralphed | ralph - n. and v. throw up...ralphy, ralphed - cheap,dirty crap | Nick |
| randomality | measure of randomness...see "Random Theory of Life" | Mark |
| Rinehart Drop | Mr. Rineharts "dance" to get kids to sit down | Gergly & Evan |
| rhetto | when your mad...it sounds real tough | Nick & Mike |
| skimmer | extremely skinny guy...see "CPP" | Nick |
| slow | 1. slow at putting books in locker at school | Gergly & Mark |
| 2. needs to be in a basic or general class due to low smartness | ||
| snivel | crawl or sneak through a small space to get to a smaller space | Nick |
| standard | pretty basic, low level, low intellegence | don't know |
| stylus | Little Morzan's pin that we want but we can't have | Little Morzan |
| subliminadiminamable | how Mrs. Evans says "subliminal" | Mrs. Evans |
| sweet | awesome or extremely cool | don't know |
| swipe | to scoop or smack something quickly | Mark |
| The "GREAT" Square | stupid constalation...best square there is | Mark & Gergly |
| The Fish Age | before evolution (nothing but fish); where old ppl come from | Mark & Gergly |
| The Hinchman Point | a way of pointing at things | Nick |
| THE Triangle | stupid constalation...beginning of all triangles | Gergly & Mark |
| timer | exciting game played on band bus with watch | Gergly & Mark |
| tramp of death | trampoline where psycho killer mauls body parts | Mark & Boggs |
| Tri Flow | the most desirable thing to steal from the bike shop | Mark & Boggs |
| turn | when you suddenly get mad and theres fire in your eyes | Boggs |
| U-turn | a complete 180 degree turn | Mark |
| wakka | uh...yeah...I still haven't figured out this one | Boggs |
| what the crap | when your mad or confused, you can say this | Nick & Gergly |
| what the general | same as what the crap but with general...see "general" | Boggs |
| what the ralph | same as what the crap but with ralph...see "ralph" | Mark |
| why not? | the answer to why?...see "Why Not Theory" | Nick & Mark |
| IMPORTANT PEOPLE | ||
| Person | Who They Are | |
| Annetteannette Hall | Anette Hall, band boosters president and awesome | |
| Dith | Meredith Baker, non-satanic trombone player | |
| Gereral McCrapp | Civil War general that invented toilet...so general is crap | |
| Heartbarn* | Matthew Barnhart...he's got a heart the size of a barn | |
| Head Rollers | group of ppl that make movies for Ubu Productions | |
| JIM!!! | Jim McCarty, country boy tuba player that doesn't like us | |
| John Dailey* | Former boxer/computer pal/cool janitor that wears a Third Day hat | |
| John Goodman* | only the best actor that has ever lived in his life | |
| Light-Switch-Flicker | Donald Morris, teacher & "lunchroom assistant" | |
| Little Morzan* | Morgan Stover, little guy | |
| Lucifer Williken | Ashley Wilkin, satanic trombone player | |
| Matt McKee* | Matt McKee, cool band volunteer | |
| Ms Crawford | Stealthy espaņol teacher that thinks Boggs is gay | |
| Mrs Billman | Mary Elizabeth Billman, awesome band person | |
| Mrs Ratz | says nothing but "the atom" and that's it, that's all there is too her | |
| NIKKI!!! | Jessica Nicole Bartrum, sax section leader that loves us | |
| Peavey* | Larry Foster, father of Ryan, and very loud, like the speaker; not Penvey or Reavey | |
| Pete Boardman** | Ben West, tenor sax that doesn't like us...a.k.a. "The Survivor" | |
| Tickle Bear | fluffy bear on the loose in X-Box commercial that tickles ppl | |
| Tikki | odd short tough country guy that is Geer's mom's boyfriend | |
| Ubu | Mark's dog, who is a big movie producer (Ubu Productions) | |
| Yibbish Pal | some pal trombone player with red cheeks named Shane | |
| Notes: *punster **not a punster | ||
| NOISES YOU MAKE AND THINGS YOU SAY | ||
| Noise or Saying | What It All Means | |
| guhguhguhguhguhguh... | noise made when happy | |
| Hey! (name)! | something you say to greet a good friend | |
| I Win! | mean way to say you've beaten someone else...see "Booyah" | |
| Holy Macrel! | something that you say when your surprised...its a religious fish | |
| Just Relax... | something Mr. Hedden says at the end of class | |
| Mi poopy 'mell bad. | most effective way to loose points in Ms Crawford's class | |
| My Macrel! | something else you say when your surprised...its your fish | |
| My Spanish Macrel! | at this point it doesn't matter...its your foreign fish, or whatever you want to make it | |
| (Name)? Why? | what you say to someone to confuse them about what your saying "why?" for | |
| Oh Look Its (name)! | something you say dissapointedly to get their attention | |
| PimpTrain Cruiser | what P.T. Cruiser means | |
| poor guy... | when you feel bad for somebody...its in the way you say it | |
| pssssst! | sound of water gun as you put flames out of turner's eyes | |
| pur! | substutite for guhguhguhguh...(if you can't do it) | |
| Six! | the answer to any question that you just don't feel like answering | |
| That'll do 'er. | you must be a country boy like Jim to say that | |
| There you go. | what you say whenever you feel saying it | |
| true or fas? | way Mr. Reinhart says false | |
| What The Crap? Leave! | what everybody says to Mrs. Ratz | |
| woooooh! | noise to make when you turn or get finger hauled | |
| SIX OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER CREATED BY MAN | ||
| Why six? Because five isn't enough and seven is too many, so there. | ||
| Movie Name | What Makes It So Special, Anyway? | |
| Tommy Boy | Chris Farley and David Spade. Fat guy in a little coat. Is that enough? | |
| Fight Club | Okay, this movie is just awesome, so just back off. | |
| The Big Lebowski | odmanJohnGoodmanJohnGoodmanJohnGoodmanJohnGoodmanJohnGood | |
| The Game | I really don't know why this is awesome, but it is, so what the ralph, leave. | |
| Dirty Work | anJohnGoodmanJohnGoodmanJohnGoodmanNormMcdonaldJohnGoodman | |
| Bulletproof | Adam Sandler, Damon Wayans, and its funny, so too bad. | |
| **NEW SECTION** | ||
| EXTREMELY SERIOUS THREATS | ||
| Threat Why It Is So Serious | ||
| (Name), do you want to live? It is not really a death threat, but it sounds tough. | ||
| Hey, I'm gonna ralph you up! Pretty serious, getting ralphed up hurts. | ||
| Do you ever want to do anything The second most serious threat, which is pretty serious. | ||
| ever again ever in your life? | ||
| I'll say "Mrs. Ratz"! I'll do it! The #1 Most Serious Threat Of All Time Ever! | ||
| THEORIES OF LIFE | ||
| Theory | What It All Means | |
| It is, but it really isn't. | Everything is, but it really isn't. Some things are just that way. Why not? | |
| has an answer, but it really doesn't. We have lives, but we really don't. | ||
| Random Theory of | Everything is random. Every blade of grass, every cloud in the sky, even you! | |
| Life | Randomness, or randomality, is measured with a Randomality Gauge. | |
| 1 is of little randomality, like you walk to school, and 10 is of great randomality, | ||
| like Jimmy Dean kills 4 Nazis with a beehive (that actually might break the gauge). | ||
| Everything Cancels | Two wrongs make nothing, because they cancel each other out. If you | |
| Each Other Out | hit somebody and then they hit you back, it cancels each other out, so | |
| your even. The numbers 11, 22 ,33 and so on dont exist because they cancel | ||
| themselves out. 111 is basically 1, and 1,111 is nothing--it cancels itself | ||
| out twice.Thats pretty much it. | ||
| Why Not? Theory | When someone says why, or you see something and wonder why, you simply | |
| ask, "Why Not?" There really is no answer (well, actually there is, but there | ||
| really is not [which basically cancels itself out, so there isn't, even though there | ||
| really is {which cancels itself out again, and, well, you get the picture}]). | ||
| Last Time I Checked, | If someone says something really stupid...basically, just what it says: nobody cares | |
| Nobody Cared | (is that really a theory of life?[eh well, I guess so]) | |
| Not Really, But Kinda | Miss Smith's feelings about life...well, not really...its just what she says | |
| Sorta | every once in a while, and I don't think its really a theory, but it just sounds | |
| better that way. | ||
| Some People Just | Just as it sounds...we need to shoot certain people, making the world a | |
| Need To Be Shot | better place. However, this really can't be done because (other than we'd | |
| get in trouble for shooting ppl) the ppl that shot the ppl that deserved | ||
| to be shot would have to be shot for shooting the ppl that deserved | ||
| to be shot and some ppl would have to be shot for shooting those ppl | ||
| that shot the ppl that deserved to be shot, and so on. It can't be done because | ||
| eventually, everything would cancel itself out, and nobody would really | ||
| have gotten shot but everybody would have, canceling itself out again, | ||
| so everybody would be in a lot of pain for basically nothing. There you go. | ||
| Everything Relates Back | This is a game, not really a theory of life, but oh well. Everything in the | |
| To Little Morzan | universe as we know it can relate back to Little Morzan, because he has | |
| no life. For example: basketball --> Morzan used to play basketball --> Morzan | ||
| music --> Morzan's car has a system --> Morzan drives his car --> Morzan | ||
| picture --> porno --> Morzan likes porno --> Morzan . So there you go. | ||
| **NEW THEORY** | This theory was proudly created by Morgan Brown and I still haven't figured it out. | |
| Everything Is Either A | Okay, everything is either a line or a circle, and that is about all I know. | |
| Line Or A Circle | I guess what I'm trying to say is that everything is made up of lines and | |
| circles, and nothing else. This theory of life really isn't that deep, but | ||
| Morgan Brown made it up so I thought I'd slap it in here. | ||