RESULTS:

CHOCOLATE EATER TOURNAMENT

STEVE "THE SEMI" BROWN EASILY DEFEATED THE WIGGER. AFTER A HARD FIGHT, THE MAD HATTER DREW TEDDY MONTEVERDE "THE TOTTALY AWESOME KID". THE TITLE MATCH WAS DECLARED A TRIPLE THREAT! TEDDY WAS RECIEVING A HOOKY-SHOT FROM THE THUNDERTAKER. WITH HIM OUT OF THE WAY, THE HATTER THREW A BLANKET OVER THE SEMI, BLINDING HIM. HE THEN ROLLED HIM UP FOR THE 1,2,3 TO WIN THE CHOCOLATE EATER BELT!

JASON MISNER VS THE WE WE MAN/SCAPEGOAT
THIS MATCH WAS VERY INTENSE, BUT GOT STRANGE WHEN A MASKED MAN KEPT APPEARING. THIS MAN WAS VERY DISTRACTING TO WE WE. THE MASKED MAN THEN THREW A BALL AT THE WE WE MAN. IT SEEMED TO HAVE A STRANGE POWER OVER HIM AND HE GOT KNOCKED OUT. JASON MISNER PINNED HIM FOR THE EASY 1,2,3.

WORLD TITLE MATCH: THE WHEATLAND BRAWLER VS FUNKY MG
FUNKY MG SHOWED WHY HE IS THE # 1 CONTENDER THROUGH A SERIES OF FLASHY AND PAINFUL MOVES, INCLUDING AN AWESOME INSIGURI SPIN KICK. THE BRAWLER SEEMED OUT OF THE MATCH. MANY WOULD ARGUE HE WAS SUFFERING HIS WORST BEATING EVER. FRUSTRATED, HE LEFT THE RING.AS FUNKY MG CHASED AFTER HIM, THE THUNDERTAKER BROKE IN. THEY MADE THEIR WAY BACK TO THE RING, WHERE THE REF NAMED THE THUNDERTAKER A LEGAL PARTCIPANT. HE PUT THE HOOKY-SHOT ON THE BRAWLER AND MADE HIM SUBMIT. THE THUNDER TAKER WAS THE NEW CHAMP. THIS SENT FUNKY MG INTO A RAGE THAT CAN'T BE DESCRIBED.