| Bizzar Shaggy... Shaggy... [Violent J] I could get naked, right here I'd look like a eight pound polar bear Then I'd have to atttack Fuck you up like that Psychopachics hatchet chops Slappin ninjas in their hiding spots (CRANK HIS SHANK SHOOGA BOOGA BAW) (Juggalo Nation�s In The House) [Violent J] To the left, to the right Over here! There! We're everywhere... Always underground down with the bottom (Bottom-Bottom-B-B-Bottom) Censorin from the radio list FUCK Y'ALL {BI*****...} Ha ya missed Well, I guess we'll never be a radio star Wouldn't work anyway, we�re way too Bizzar... Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope ANYBODY HERE??? (EVERYBODY HERE) WE GOT THE GEAR??? (PSYCHO RIGHT HERE) ANYBODY CARE??? (DONT NOBODY CARE) JOKER (JOKER) JOKER (JOKER) ANYBODY HERE??? (EVERYBODY HERE) WE GOT THE GEAR??? (PSYCHO RIGHT HERE) ANYBODY CARE??? (DONT NOBODY CARE) (WHAT?) WHAT? (WHAT?) WHAT? (WHAT?) WHAT? [Violent J] Sshhh there�s a dead body in my trunk wanna see it? (Uhh..) Fuck around and you'll be it! (bitch!) Jamie Madrox and Monoxide Child! (WICKED WILD) Give it to me.. Give it to me... [Twiztid] I've been waggling my dick since the 7th Grade Freek show, Grabbin my balls, and get paid Ask Mom Dukes bitch, we don't play Hair wigged out, and my eyes all gray [Violent J] No more rappin, no more shows I'm going back to school, and working at Kinko's.. I wanna ride around on campus on a mountain bike all day HEY.. I got the right way Stab shoot cut chop drill, I JUST WANNA KILL No matter where you go motherfucker Dark carnival ain't FAR, and it's way Bizzar.. [Esham] Yo, this is Esham the Unholy, Eastside hoes in this motha fucker, And right now, your enjoying a trip thats complete out your atmosphere A little stroll into the wicked realm that is Insane Clown Posse�s A journey into the Bizzar [Shaggy 2 Dope] If you a juggalo and you wont sell out say it: Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you ever Had to fuck a fat bitch in the mouth say it: Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you want a little Faygo and you want it fast say it: Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you like feeling up on your homeboy�s ass say it: oh, uh, shit [Violent J] These killas dont dance, we boogy We boogy woogy woo, that's all we do (See ya, see ya, see ya) (I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back) Dark Lotus theme for your colon Only team you on, Sunday bowling {yloH si htxiS ehT} Play that backwards for secret info Hold up a minute, damn, could�nt wait man All done, now if only I could choke someone Redrum, I�m a ruthless stalker, slap old ladies up off thier walkers Take my hand little bitch, come along, it aint that far Welcome to the Bizzar! (Chorus 2X) Cherry Pie (I need a Freak) [Violent J] I need a bitch, a special bitch I need a bitch who pussy poppin' booty switch I need a bitch, felatio On the freeway with my pedal to the flo' I need a bitch, like cheery pie I need a bitch like Billy Bill need a eye I need a bitch, an alcoholic I need a bitch pukin', bent over my toilet The bitchy bitch, bitchin' about nothin' I need a bitch to jizm in her bellybutton I need a bitch, a prostitute She'd fuck my homies and we could split the loot [Chorus] I need my cheery pie Baby I want you, baby I want my cherry pie Baby I want you, baby I need my cherry pie Baby I want you, baby gimme my cherry pie Baby I want you, my cherry cherry pie [Shaggy 2 Dope] I need a bitch, fresh out the pen I need a bitch like Harland Williams need a chin I need a bitch, a mental case She cuts me cheap and shoots us both in the face I need a hoe, to use me for my money I need a bitch like ????? I need a freak like cherry pie Like whipped cream and lemon che-che-cherry pie I need a woman , to let me hit it In the bushes raw at the herpe clinic I need a bitch, who like to fight And get her nose punched in like every night [Chorus] [Violent J] I need a bitch in a cheap hotel So I don't know which one to blame for the smell I need a bitch, that doesn't care She like to finger fuck her booty in the mirror Cherry pie, my cherry pie Cherry pie with lemon jell-o cherry pie I need a bitch hurricanranna A bitch who suck on dick like eminem mama I need a bitch, I need a slut I need a bitch who like bananas in her butt I need a bitch now more than ever I need a bitch who gots a head that I can sever I need my cherry pie [Chorus] If If I was your tv I'd be like "Look at me" If I was a shooting star I'd be like "Peace!" If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like "Hell naw!' If I was a hotties thong I'd be like "Awwww..." If I was a cuss word I'd just be like "fuck" If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like "Sup?" If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like "man this is bullshit" If I was the tires on your car I'd be like "NEEEAAAWWW" If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like "Aww fuck" If I was a balloon I'd be like "pap" If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say "the point 103" If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like "umm...ok" If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And I won't read this, even us motherfucker!" If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like "THONNNKK!!" If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like "Man why do you try to bite me every time we try to eat?" If I was a chair I'd be like "Sit here" If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be like "Shhh, quietly" If I was a price tag I'd be like "You ain't buying me" If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like [records scratch] If I was Jam Master J I'd be like [records scratch] If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like [static] "Tune that motherfucker in" If I was Barry White I'd be like "What up y'all?" If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like "Boing" If I was your dead uncle I'd be like "....." If I was a raindrop I'd just be like "drip" And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!" [Chorus] If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but you're killing me If I was, if I was. but you're killing me If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and ocean of juggalos If I was Andre The Giant "This is how I'd be talking" If I was Father MC I'd be like "Now what happened?" If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like "What?" If I was a pilot I'd be like "This is air traffic control" If I was John Denver I'd be like "Nooooooo!!!!" If I was a switch I'd be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo" If I was a London cop car I'd be like "Wee-oop wee-oop" If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like "Fuck y'all. I'm still paid" If I was a stop sign I'd just be like "Stop" If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop [Chorus} Juggalo�s Paradise I'm sweating again, I always do, I should probably take another pill or two In the mirror, I see the face of Frankenstien, And that face is mine I go to work at Subway, slicing ham (chop chop) Cut my finger off again (Arghhh damn!) I walk home, tryin to dodge and hide from thugs, They like to beat on scrubs I go through this all the time though, I call, "J, where the fuck you at?" "The mall," "Did you get your ass stomped again?" "No!....yes..ha ha....so? Nobody sees what I see, do they? They just cast me aside, put me away No friends, no style, no place to go, Til I went juggalo! Its all in you (everybody!) It's all for you (hey hey!) It's all in you (come on!) It's all thats left to do, Thats why it's all in you (Juggalos!) It's all for you It's all in you It's all thats left to do, Thats why it's all in you (Juggalos!) Look at me now man, brain dead, I could de-rail a fucking train with my forehead I now live by the Carnival dominion, So mother fuck your opinion I'm a looney path, I kill pedestrians, families, neighbors, best of friends, anybody And if I don't kill them, I keep them in my basement and drill 'em dead Just kiddin, all I really did is unlock the forbiden I just let my fucking mind unwind, I don't care what you think, you don't inner-twine Fuck the world, fuck everybody in it, Even the Sneaker Pimps girl, I'd fuck her in a minute You can live to impress and dress fresh bitch, I don't care, fuck everybody out there! Rydas, loonies, stalkers, fat mans, gangstas, nymphos, assholes, crackheads I smoke peace pipes with indian war chiefs I steal jewels with chinese ninja theives I dress well like yuppies and crush walls I throw giant ice bergs like snowballs I surf tidal wave, drink molten rock I'll put a fucking tornado in a headlock I'll go to Italy and straighten that tower Whatever the fuck I want, with the juggalo's power It's all in you (Juggalos!) It's all for you (come on!) It's all in you (hey hey hey) It's all thats left to do, Thats why it's all in you (hey hey) It's all for you (come on!) It's all in you (hey) It's all thats left to do thats why it's all in you Psychos, ex-convicts, cleptos, whinos, (?), lions, strangla's (?) Here I go again, another day, dealing with these mother fucking idiots at Subway. It's ok, cause now I see behind it and I keep myself reminded. None of these 9 to 5 robet puppets that I see are any better than me, Mother Fucka! They just struggalin, in the world they choose. I'm waitin on the wagons, with my juggalos. Let a Killa Fuck You I'm sick of this bullshit All these bitches thinking they're the fuckin whip just cuz they got a neden Fuck yer neden bitch! That's right and don't call me sex'est cuz I aint sex'est I'm the sexiest but I aint sexist if IM sexist then IM the sexiest sexist bitch call me Sexy sex sexy sexist! I see you hoes on TV glamorous models super celebrities Roles Royce fine wines and class You need to come down to the hood let me spank at ass I want a famous hoe, A bitch on top with some helly bank role I Been chasing a girl from letters to Cleo But she broke her Knee though, Mariah Carry man forget it If O.D.B hit it I cant fuck wit it! Nothing against old dirty or nothing but I know he at least got herpes or something I wouldn't mind fucking Brittany Spears In a cheap hotel wit them ceiling mirrors Wit that bitch in a couple of weeks I'd have her hooked on crack rock working the streets All them hoes fantasize about juggalo scrubs In between they thighs But they too scared to let it be So instead they fuck Ricky Martin and pretend its me! [Chorus 2X] Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you right! Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you. Never gone back in the night. Huh? Lets see were to begin knock knock (Whose there ) a ball sac for your chin I be fucking them business hoes that jock from them interns up to the presidents wife Now Shelly ain't famous but I still put'em in a bone through The glitzy glaze grabbing a J I don't give a fuck But Clyde walked in his jaw dropped down Act like he never seen the butt cheeks of a clown I had the secretary on the top of the desk Ass hole naked, I was in the cigar chest Smoking up keeping blunts with the janitor Fuck all them hoes that jock ask my manager Business women in executive halls Let your head down an tongue slap my balls Some of them bitches are a little bit old Dusty ass neden with a loopy foam Like this one chick I fucked in The dark I had the bitch moaning like a happy ass retard We finished turn on the lights it was horrid Oh shit Sharon Ozbourn! (Chorus x2) Let a killer fuck you Let a killer fuck you Let a killer fuck you right! Let a killer fuck you Let a killer fuck you Never gone back in the night I wanna fuck Carmen Electra Cuz she'll fuck anybody first day she met ya But as soon as she fall off the map She on to the next guy like "High" baby Let me fuck a famous hoe one night I'll post the video up on our web site (Hehhe) me an shaggy might sit with the stars But my boys are out back break-in into your cars Dumb hoes quite fuckin them richees Wit silky shirts on turtle neck dickeys Frenchies straight out the hair salon With a faggot ass name like Jean We the ones from the other side yellin (clown love bitch !!) I'm the ghetto ride I wont take you on the expensive trip's But I'll part yo neden lips (hehhe) people whanna ride wit dem or us Jaguar with ken or a simple bus Fuck you den we don't need you hoes I.C.P forever with the juggalos (Chorus 4X) Let a killer fuck you Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you right! Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you. Never gone back in the night. I'm sick of this bullshit That's right you need to stay on TV because this is my reality But I'm even sick of these hottys in the real world, like at the beach I see you at the beach bitch, wearing your thong bikini You one of those bitch beaches, your one of them beaches at the bitch Your one of them and your a bitch at the beach An I'm sick of that shit and the bottom line is this I'm a go to the mother fuckin beach with my mothafuckin Speedo's on and I'm a walk up an down the beach like "SUP bitch" (shahaha) bitch bitch (ooh) were gonna have fun (hehehe ooh) yes Let�s go all the way Aint nobody jealous Everybody has they own Nobody locked up Everybody Everybody is free to roam Look at that scrubby (jus chillin) Wit a hottie on his side Look at them rich kids, poor kids Everybody Together on the same side And they down to ride Lets go all the way (Lets go all the way) Lets go all the way Lets go high high high Lets go all the way Aint nobody left out Everybody gets to go It could never be too crowded Come on We still pickin up some mo' Dont nobody hate you, playa hate you There aint no hate at all Gotta hold out thier hands and catch you They'll catch you And they never will let you fall You aint gotta worry all day long Lets go all the way (Lets go all the way) Lets go all the way Lets go high high high Lets go all the way Never no syphillis No syphillis Nobody has to die Nobody has to die Everythings answered Right then and there Never have to wonder why (You never have to wonder why no oh) Wont nobody rush you No program Be as long as you wanna be Can you guess what this place is? Your future Make it a reality All you have to do is follow me Lets go all the way (Lets go all the way) Lets go all the way Lets go high high high Lets go all the way Lets go all the way (Lets go all the way) Lets go all the way Lets go high high high Lets go all the way Mr. Happy Rub baby oil on your buttcheeks and slide on the counter Boys and girls, everybody gather around, all in together now Wheeeeee! I love you, I love you, (dance with me, dance with me) I love you (shake ya little butt, shake ya butt, come on) I love you. I must kill you, must kill you, must kill you, must kill you I'm kind of fat and I sweat a lot, but that's the only bad quirky things that I got. That, and maybe the whole murdering aspect, but we ain't even really got to that yet. I love people, (yes) I love everything about them, And that's why I gotta live life without them. (huh?) I know it don't make any sense to you, but fuck you, this song is about me, exclusively. Murder, Murderous, Murderation, A murdering mentality without an explanation. I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike (ching!), I ain't got a seat, I just sit on the pipe thing. I'll whistle, I sing, I'll pet your poodle. (Come here) I'll twist and squeeze your neck like a wet noodle. Cause I'm so happy I'll stab your ass, and lay down next to you, dead on the grass, And say: "Oh it feels so good, every time I murder I get happy!!" Happy happy happy, it's gone Happy happy happy, it's gone Happy happy happy, it's gone Happy happy happy, it's gone Murder murder murder, you are Murder murder murder, you are Murder murder murder, you are Murder murder murder, you are I love you, so hand me your neck (come on) Let me teach you about love and respect Respect the fact that I love to kill! Wait a minute ya'll I gotta take my pill Zanoff's, it works, I'm down to only 3 people a day My victims, I give them love and care I don't wanna get blood everywhere I don't use a chainsaw, or a butcher knife, that's so 90's, get it right I never mutilate or chop my loves all I really need is a pair of gloves Or maybe a car, I'll run 'em down with it I know that can be messy, but the birds will get it Don't you see that I love you idiots I'm Mr. Happy, I'm all about fun, Now get in the pit and try to kill someone! "Oh it feels so good, every time I murder I get happy!!" Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) My bike has a basket full of strawberries, I picked them myself, Along with apples and cherries and lemons and oranges and boogers and limes, Plus thers's a Faygo in there, but that's mine Red flowers, like after your dead I plant seeds and grow them out the side of your head, I got flowers all over the backyard, in the form of a Jokers Card (uh-oh) Feels good, I'm like the Choko of my neighborhood I'm one of them midnight creeps at Denny's, talking to myself and licking my pennies I got a french fry hanging out of my beard Don't go near that guy, he's weird. You know I'm all good and everythings all right, When you hear this scream in the middle of the night, like this: "Oh it feels so good, everytime I murder I get happy!!" Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) I'll fucking kill you, Wooo! Come here you little bitch! Come on! Everybody, let me cut your neck in half, Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone (I love you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are (Must kill you) You little bitch! My Axe (Violent J) I love my Faygo, I love pills, Shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchetman but I love my axe (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk, Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk, My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh, Me and my axe cut biggots spinal cords in half, My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back, Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack, My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him, Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain, (Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope) Chorus: Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, we right planets wrongs, Me and my axe leave biggots deads on richies lawns My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry, Me and my axe will leave a bivot for your eye, (Violent J) Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump, Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump Chorus: (Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope) Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see, Dont't you hear the branches cry? Asking for the reasons why, If they hang so many men, from the branches off of them, Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way, Look into the moons beam, can you fathom what its seen? Bodies draging from a truck, driven by a biggot fuck, Why you think that heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard sky Ain't no covering tracks, and thats why I'm here, and oh yes.. (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head, Me and my axe will make your white pony's red, My axe is my buddy, you let that ditzy wave Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave (Violent J) Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees Chorus: Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Sw-ii-ing , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swiiiiii-ing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swi-ii-ing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop Questions Why? Why do these questions come to mind When the answer is just so far away? The questions I ask myself everyday [Verse 1: Shaggy + J, back and forth] Why? Everytime I reach for the sky, I can only reach so high, Why? Why? Everytime I headbutt a brick wall, I always crack my skull, Why? Why? Everytime I stab somebody, I'm always gettin my clothes bloody, Why? Why? Everytime I drive down the wrong of the street, everybody wanna beep, Why? Why? Everytime I bunk and I sell rock, I wind up in a cell block, Why? Why? Everytime I shoot somebody in the face, pigs get to chase, Why? Why? Everytime I drink a little gasoline, I shit my splein, Why? Why? When I try to fly like a birdy I wind up on a gurdy, dead tell me why Chorus - repeat 2X Won't you tell me why? Someone tell me why? Jesus tell me why? I was born to fly [Verse 2] Why? Everytime I swallow a flathead nail, my neck feels stale, Why? Why? Everytime I contact dark spirits, they wanna break my mirrors, Why? Why? Everytime I choke a friend's neck, he don't come back, Why? Why? Everytime I stab my eyes with an icepick, I can't see shit, Why? Why? Everytime I play chicken with a train, it wins the game, Why? Why? Everytime I wake the dead up, they try to eat my head up, Why? Why? Everytime I see my reflection, I see no direction, Why? Why? Everytime I order a taco, you want a bite motherfucka? Tell me why Chrous 2X "I admit I kind of screamed" - 7X w/ various dj scratches Why? Everytime I raise my arms in celebration, player hation, Why? Why? Just cause I'm dead, decayed, and passed, you give me no ass, Why? Why? Everytime I chew on thumbtacks, I get blood on my snacks, Why? Why? Everytime I kick Faygos in the sky, you wanna know why!Why? Why? Why? Everytime an angel wanna kiss me, it always seems to miss me, Why? Why? Why does Shangro La seem so far away, you bettter leave today NO MATTER WHY! (repeated over the chorus) Chorus 5X Tell me why, (you will tell me) Why? Tell me why, (have to tell me) Why? Tell me why, (you will tell me) Why? Tell me why, let me ask you NO MATTER WHY! (repeated over the chorus) Chorus 2X Page 2 |