"What do I look for in a woman? Why the three B's of course- body, brains and bucks. Bucks are optional, however, because the Heartbreak Kid has plenty of his own! What would I consider a romantic date? I would have to say that ANY date with me is going to be romantic." -Advice to the lovelorn.
"I can't answer that question. With me it just happens. When girls or chicks- whatever you prefer- scope me out, its just like bees on honey! They're all over me! Hugging me and kissing me as if I was God's gift to women. Who can blame them? Just take a look at this package." - Advice to the lovelorn.
"All right, honey. The HB Kid gets the message. Bottom line: With or without the gruff, I'm still the sexiest man alive!" - Advice to the lovelorn.
" The Heartbreak Kid is an equal opportunity date. Older, Younger, it doesn't matter to me as long as you know what you're doing!" -Advice to the lovelorn.
"The problem is no man alive, or dead, can touch Shawn Michaels. Tell your boyfriend that he either has to deal with that fact or hit the road, JACK!" -Advice to the lovelorn.
"What would the guy be doing wearing a white bikini? See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!" - Advice to the lovelorn.
"I feel the reinstatement of the Heartbreak Kid was inevitable. I mean, let's face it the basketball world got ripped off when Michael Jordan retired, and we didn't want the same repercussions in the World
Wrestling federation. Under those circumstances, Jack Tunney and my
lawyers went to work, and they all agreed that the best thing for the
fans was to reinstate the greatest wrestler in the World Wrestling
Federation: me." - WWF magazine talking about his reinstatement.
"Naturally it was fun in the sun for the Heartbreak Kid. I was digging
chicks even when I was a small Heart-breaker! I would always be lying
pool side watching the chicks go by. I even had the coolest swimming
suit! You know how I was able to afford it? Well, while the other kids
were selling lemonade on the corner for 10 cents, I was selling kisses
for a buck fifty!" -WWF magazine talking about how he spent his summer.
"What can I say? America Online is hip even for a cat like me. I mean,
where else would I get the opportunity to talk to chicks all over the
world- at the same time! I mean, I'm breakin' hearts from Seattle to St. Pete- all on the same night!" - WWF magazine talking about AOL.
"Rarely does the HB Kid say the word "no" to a chick. As a matter of
fact, the word "no" isn't even in my vocabulary. The thing is, however, if they're bigger then I am -like Blayze- I try to stay away. On the other hand, who knows? I may one day give in and give Ms. Blayze the time of her life!" -Advice to the lovelorn.
"The one that usually seems to work the best for the HB Kid is "Come
here"!" -Advice to the lovelorn talking about what line works the best
for him to get women.
"What about all those names in my little black book? Wouldn't they all
be considered my SPECIAL friends?" -Advice to the lovelorn.
"You're reading to many Harlequin novels Blayze! You want romantic rent "Casablanca". You want action, you know who you can call!" -Advice to the lovelorn.
"I don't see how you can have anything in common.Face it, relationships are based on mutual agreement, and this guy has got to know that I'm the greatest athlete around. If he doesn't - he's not the guy for you." -Advice to the lovelorn.
"Yes, I do enjoy it, but restrictions don't allow me to take it all off. But, on live TV anything can happen and as everyone knows, I have never been one to follow rules." - AOL 1995 talking about the striptease he use to perform.
"I was asked to talk to a number of under privileged children in Wash.
DC who had been scrutinized by everyone about their school system. The
School ended up having the best attendance record of all the schools in DC. And as I was talking, I was talking as Shawn Hickenbottom, not as the HB Kid. When I looked down at the kids, they looked at me and seemed to be looking for answers. That is a position that I have never been in before and it was somewhat overwhelming. Sometimes in this business you forget how much of an effect that you have on people." -AOL 1995 talking about why he was in tears on Monday night raw.
"It was something that I had never really thought about. You break into this business wanting to achieve some goals and as I said before, there are a lot of times I don't realize the responsibility that goes along with that. I was made aware of that a couple of days ago in DC, I found it to be a very heavy responsibility, but a responsibility that I would be more than happy to bear." -AOL 1995 talking about being a role model.
"Then look away because I just can't help it. I need to disrobe myself
on Nat'l TV. Don't knock it until you've tried it!!!" -AOL 1996
responding to someone who said it was gross for him to strip at the end of his matches.
"For the first time, I had no control over my body and my head (or
brain) although a number of people seem to think they know everything
about our business, I would have liked to convince everyone that
everything was a complete work. I swear that I have never been through
an ordeal like the one I have just been through." -AOL 1996 talking
about the toughest part of the collapse and attack in NY.
"Everybody in this business has come on to me at one time or another.
Man, woman or child." -AOL 1996 responding to the question has Goldust
ever come on to him.
"I hope everyone is satisfied with my answers, don't let anyone try to
convince you that I have not been truthful because I rarely don't tell
the truth. That is why I have so much heat. See ya...until next time.
HBK and the kliq rules!!!!!" -AOL 1996 saying goodbye to everyone on AOL for the night.
"You will not see any new members, nor will you see any old members.
There is now only one kliq and that is the fans of the Heartbreak Kid." -AOL 1996 responding to any new members of the Kliq.
"Looking back on what was hopefully a wonderful and respectable career. Married with children. And hopefully doing something else that brings me as much enjoyment as the job that I have now." -AOL 1996 talking about where he sees himself in 10 years.