| THE LIST |
| OF DOOM |
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| Ok, this is a list of random crazy shit that me and my friends have actually said in normal conversation... If any of the conversations we have could be considered normal. |
| I'm covered in ferret. Wedgie-pole Cornrows = corneas Supernumerary nipple The Chalkers come out at night. Don't push my pudge. We've got potato-heads and porn. Audioslave is my forbidden doughnut. Thugalicious Honeyfied Cow eyes We've whipped ourselves. Penis lipstick holder hallelujah Elbows are small knees. Vibratory issues I'm drunk, hold the hamster. Did you summer camp in Sumoville? DO NOT dig the testies out! What is it about a Mexican man with a gun? Don't you hate it when you get attacked by a rooster? My hamper just attacked me! I wanna sex you up! These eggs expired October 29th! Where is he from? Jean Claude Van Damm Land? You've disrupted my Carmex juices. Genital tape Bite her What about the Gestapo? I'm just grabbing myself, carry on! Seriously, I just knocked the wind out of my breast. Hi, my name is Squishy the Squid. I wanna smack you like a chopstick. Porn, Porn, Porn, Statue. They melt in your orifices, not in your hands. Let's go run through the flowers. Do you flap your T's? My pop just farted at me. I want NOT a paperback. Like toilet overflow, only more tasty Was that a big squirrel with white socks? I hope you get hit by a chicken! (our mascots are now rubber chickens) I just stubbed my finger. Explode with pukie goodness. Mmmmm .... Blasphemy! Why did you spray me with vaginal spray? Don't put your foot in the flame. It's only humping if there are NO clothes. You want to have sex with dead pants? How did you guys know????!!!! Are you a tri-sexual? It's not exactly a font of deliciousness. Look beyond the Golden Arches. I thought that was what's his noodle? I will FUCK you!.... up. Ambiguous ugly people Everqueer Swiss Ice Narf Bulges in all the right places. Shamoo fish eating thing Put the butt in the chair. shitman I covet Bowie. I wonder what heterosexuals mark for sex on forms... you know cause they have one testical and one ovary... Are you a homophobe? you know afraid of people? How can she hear a raptor's call... aren't dinosaurs extinct? Boob organ It's all about the Benzine. Where is my phone? Is it in the fridge? No, it was in the chip bag. You feed your lover oysters? She's got tits you could swim in! Scully? She puts the neck in necrophilia! Trust me, Goddammit! It's Tom Arnold! I thinks you just gave her a cornea... shit! I meant coranary! |
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| RANDOM DILDO ATTACK!!!! |
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