~ Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
~ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
~ Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw...
~ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
~ Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
~ If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
~ There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives.
~ Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
~ When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun.
~ Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
~ That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
~ My goal in life is to hurt you, severely, come here.
~ No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
~ No one else is listening, until you make a mistake.
~ Everything is possible, except skiing through revolving doors.
~ It doesn't matter if you win or lose... until you lose.
~ Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
~ Optimist: A person who travels on nothing, from nowhere, to happiness.
~ Good morning is an oxymoron.
~ Second place is the first loser.
~ Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.