THE OWNER SHUTS IT DOWN FOR REASONS YOU PATHETIC HUMANS WON'T UNDERSTAND!

THE OWNER, BEING INNATELY GOOD, ADVISES YOU TO DO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING IF YOU INTEND TO REACH HER:

1. BITE YOUR ESOPHAGUS.
2. GO TO GOOGLE. KEY IN "FIND CHUCK NORRIS" AND CLICK "I'M FEELING LUCKY". FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FOR A LONG AND PEACEFUL LIFE AHEAD.