Hi and welcome to the Campaign offices of Kenny the Great. This website is still under construction
But first, a haiku on why to vote for me
Kenny is cool
He is way smarter than you
Smarter than Batman
And now some verse
Tanks, and Helicopters and Battleships of the enemy O MY!
Although these concepts look dark
Fear not for I shall stand steadfast with my army
of thousands of bears holding laser equiped sharks
Republicans head back to theose hovels you call mansions
Democrats take your fiscal responibility and hide
A new age is here
"I have a dubloon!" A little young boy cried
