"I'm just not the kind of guy who should be doing this. . . "

Hello, fellow Ayeneers and random Rp lackeys, to my new little space on this glorious fan page.......You may know me as Jon, of Deathbird919 fame, or as one of the original people to conspire in this Netmortals/Digitals/Ayenee Wars crap.....Mike gave me this on request, since the idiots who run the site.....well....are f**kin' idiots. However, by order of the webmaster, they are censoring my stuff. Send your e-mails, subject: Cut the Censor Bullsh*t, to [email protected] to petition against this. Anyway .....

So, first order of business was to check my e-mail and answer them here. Uh um . . Yes, No, HOLY F***, H*** NO!, and if time warrants. I will warn you now, if you don't like me, the feeling is mutual, and there is no g**damn porn in my little corner over here. (Ed Note: The derogatory comments about our site and ourselves will be taken out, be warned Jon. The next three sentences were cut. Sorry for the inconvenience.) And, Hawk....you must be a f***** saint or some s*** like that. These guys --------(ed: edited)--------- 

Ok, back to the biz here. I know the pieces of sh** that edit this are getting heavy flak by Hawk's direction, so the next part is not cut at all, I hope. I figured the best way to get the bottom of what I missed during my half year absence, go to someone with no opinion on any of this sh*t. Then....I figured again. I'll pick Hawk. So, here goes......

Jon: Hey...

Hawk: Holy crap . . . could you pick any earlier to do this?

Jon: No....it's noon.

Hawk: Yeah, so? Fuck this and let me go back to sleep.

Jon: And put this on the site?

Hawk: . . . .Fine. Gimme a question and speed this crap up.

Jon: I'm going as fast as you fuck ...... Word is slow.....

Hawk: Yeah, dipshit . ..  .Suck it down or spit it out. . ..

Jon: Whatever......How the fuck are you doing?

Hawk: I feel like shit and my back hurts like hell. . . .That's the best question you got?

Jon: Ok, old man, how's life been treating you since I left?

Hawk: Some broken bones, blood, sweat, and tears .. . .nah, minus the tears. I'm working part time now, devoting time to Lyn and just hanging out with everybody. Made some mad cash off the market, so I've been watching my luck lately. Nobody can win forever. . . .

Jon: Cool....cool....how's Ayenee been?

Hawk: Same old crap. It's the same, just different people arguing it. . . .'cept people think I'm dead and stuff. Right now. . . .I'm in the Avernus plot again and thinking about the assassins' board status. . . .

Jon: Avernus, you brought that computer stuff back? Is the other Hawk back?

Hawk: Yep, he's back, but he prefers not to rp in public because of the char speaking disorder. And yeah, avernus is back and i'm just playing it by ear right now because of the hectic schedule. . . . .

Jon: Yeah, I got the letters about everybody who left, but I gotta ask.......how is feisty?

Hawk: No comment.  . .. I can say that right?

Jon: Why the hell not?

Hawk: Eh . . .You better ask her. I don't want to get her involved with Avernus . . .

Jon: I will, and the rest?

Hawk: Daf is ok, I guess. KS is fucked out. The rest are just like wiggy. . ..

Jon: Wiggy?

Hawk: Yeah, why not. It's like borderline. You got the letter about Matrix? . . .He's still like whatever.

Jon: He's a cool guy, whatever he seems to do is cool with me...

Hawk: Yeah yeah yeah, me too. And the rest of the tech board, but like Dirty is like kind of gone, I think. I don't really know, I'm just like lost ooc around here.

Jon: Heh heh heh heh heh.....so, anyways, X-Men and Pokemon are taking over Ayenee?

Hawk: Where did you get that from? That's like not true at all. . .

Jon: Whatever, I've just like looked on chat and stuff.....Where's the taverns? It looks like an giant ad for the first ten rooms....

Hawk: That's new. Everyone is like going fuck around here. Every idiot is on the ride to the top. Admin and stuff is better but, the population is forcing us to try to turn over ourselves to the media. . . .I only watch like . . . the news, a couple movies, The Simpsons, and maybe. . .three sitcoms a week. I couldn't give half a shit about any of them ic, ooc, or irl concerning Ayenee. They can't rp Pokemon forever, but this char that "we" made has lasted over three people and three or four years, dude. "Hawk" hasn't changed much, even after all that.

Jon: So, what the hell are you saying? Everyone should make like action hero chars?

Hawk: FUCK NO! Hell, no. I think everyone should rp themselves in the state they like, just like the weight, age, and romance thing.

Jon: Eh?

Hawk: i rp my char by how I look. I'm no sellout, I just made my char look almost like exactly me, instead of the huge, muscular Hawk. I'm no Rambo, but I'm down to Earth. I'm not some muscle bound killer, I'm me. I can change that irl, so why do it ic?

Jon: So, I should make a char that is in a wheelchair if I'm paralyzed?

Hawk:  . . . .Up to you. I can understand in certain times, this should or could be bent in a way, if you can live as someone who is not you, but once you stop rping, you are still you. Simple as that.

Jon: How do you rp ....the way you do? Is this like some secret?

Hawk: No, nope. Not a secret, I'm me. I be me and I just be cool. Music is a big influence, though.

Jon: So, Sesame Street is helping you fuck over people ic?

Hawk: Yeah, right. I just love music, extreme stuff, cars, video games, working out, and like anything. It all helps. I'm a huge people person. Music just gets me in the mood and stuff, like getting pumped.

Jon: Like what? I know Metallica, but anything else?

Hawk: OH YES, Metallica all the way. Uh. . .Ozzy is great, since I'm starting to get everyone into him, Twink seems to like him, I guess? Techno is cool, Metal is my sound, but . . .. I listen to anything with the word rock, minus Christian and soft in front. Even like SR71, The Offspring, they rock, Blink-182, some Everclear, and like I'm really getting into Godsmack. Voodoo is a get song and Bad Religion is just my thing there. Thrash, Grunge, and Ska are just like I'm there, since I'm a fan of anything like not normal. I've been a great fan of new stuff, like Powerman 5000, Papa Roach, Rob Zombie, Outline, Pantera and stuff going to like the Beastie Boys. "I live in both worlds ... now so do they." - Michael Kamen

Jon: Nice....but I have to ask, since you are constantly asked this......You watch so many movies, you rip them of constantly don't you?

Hawk: Fuck what people say. I've busted down on anyone else using my i.d., so that's really out of the question. Anything I do is from myself or one of guys around here. Movies are an inspiration, not a source of stuff to steal.

Jon: Avernus?

Hawk: No, fuck the rumors. Avernus has nothing to do with the Matrix. The public is the only thing related to The Matrix. They literally can't handle it. Right now, we are scanning people for Avernus and I'm just like playing it along . . .so whatever.

Jon: Yahoo?

Hawk: Yeah?

Jon: Anything? Like a comment?

Hawk: Yeah, don't blame Yahoo. Service is getting better and people complain about it. Screw the laws, that's the fucked up US government.

Jon: So, the eccentric and patriotic attitude rears it's head again?

Hawk: No, you know me, I'm like completely an outcast and nonconformist. I follow nobody none of the time, but I don't follow anybody any of the time. Meaning, I take the road less traveled and it's paid off. I love to roleplay my character and I have fun doing it. This is like just a fucking game, Jon, if you don't have fun, what's the damn point?

Jon: Craptastic.

Hawk: Yeah, if you're like fuck outta luck and you hate rping, why do it? Right?

Jon: Damn right. Ok, time is like running out for this and space too . . .How about two more questions?

Hawk: Shoot.

Jon: Does age matter? Do you really get pissed sometimes for not being a teen?

Hawk: WHAT?! What the fuck kind of question is that?

Jon: Just answer it....like do you have to be teen?

Hawk: Hell no. If this is a trick to get me into the under 13 laws and crap, fuck off. Ayenee should be diverse because teens can't bring experience to this, so the entire world is so. . . not realistic. Anyways, people, in general, around here are too shitless, stubborn, and blinded by their stupid expectations and claims. I expect NOTHING of Yahoo to accommodate us and so on.

Jon: As for the 13 stuff, I wouldn't screw you over like that.

Hawk: Think before you talk, that's the rule around here.

Jon: I know.....so, what's in the future? Like do you really think you can change stuff around here? Do YOU take any stock in this "Hawk is cool, he's just the guy next door turned superman" stuff like that?

Hawk: WHAT?! Who the hell idolizes me? I doubt it. I have no "fans". As for change, everyone goes apeshit and puts up a pissing match when I do anything so . .  . .maybe. I wish. And. . .the Future? I'd like to move away from "fans" and forget this hyped crap about me. I'm no different from you. But, like I said before, I think I'm a pretty good people person. I'd love to do a little chat thing, like with whoever wants to show up, like a celebrity chat, 'cept take the focus off anyone and put it on what matters, Ayenee. I'll talk to anyone and answer mostly anything, I love the people around here and how nice they are to me, but that's not a public thing. I have NO major "fans" and I'm just an instigator, however, the idea of an Ayenee debate with me in the middle is cool, I like that.

Jon: Anything else?

Hawk: No, you?

Jon: Ok, talk to you later......

Hawk: Yep, see you around. . .. .

Hopefully, they left that intact. It was long, but who cares? As for Hawk, he's still the coolest rper around in my opinion. I'd follow that guy into hell......

Ok, The End and stuff.....Survivor isn't real......Gore is a skank.....Watch less TV and Live More....And Hawk? .....I'm a big fan.......

See You All Later,

               Jon, The Truthful, Tasteless, Talkative Thespian