What's the difference between a hedgehog and the Stadium of light?
A hedgehog has pricks on the outside!
Sunderland will stay in the Premier League for 3 consecutive seasons!
Autumn, Winter & Spring!
Q A clever Geordie, a clever mackem & Santa Claus jump off a cliff, which one lands first?
A the clever Geordie, the other two don't exist!
Troubled Sunderland boss Kevin Ball was visiting the North East's famous Metro Centre when he met Jon Stead.

'Why are you not in training Jon.' asked Kevin.

'I've got to buy a bag of tatties for the dinner.' replied Jon.

'Get down to the training ground you clown, I'll get your potatoes for you.' said Ball.

A little while later, Kevin bumped into rival Glenn Roeder.

'What brings you down here.' asked Glenn.

'I came to get a bag of potatoes for Jon.' replied Ball.

'Yeah' said Glenn 'that seems like a fair swap to me!'

A Mackem is driving and goes into the back of a Geordies car. The Mackem is all apologetic but the Geordie says don't worry its ok, here have a drink he says as he gets some whisky out the car.

After drinking the whisky the Mackem says to the Geordie "aren't you having any?"

"No" he replies "I'm waiting for the Police

What do Newcastle, Middlesbrough and Sunderland all have in common?

Gate - Gallowgate (Newcastle), Southgate (Boro) and Relegate (Sunderland)

A blind man enters a mackem pub by by mistake. He finds his way to the bar and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the landlord,

"Hey, you wanna hear a Makem joke?"

The pub falls absolutely quiet. The lad next to him says,
"Before yer tell us yer joke bonnie lad, there's a few things yer shud knaa .....

1 - The landlord is a Makem.
2 - The booncer is a Makem.
3 - I'm a 6 feet 6 inch taall, 220 poond Makem with a black belt in kerartee.
4 - The lad sitting next to us is a Makem, and is a pro weightlifta.
5 - The lad to your reet is a Makem, and is a pro wrestla.

Noo, think aboot it seriously, marra. Do you still wanna tell yer Makem joke, like ?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah....not if Ah'm gonna have to explain it five times."


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