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MACKEM JOKES |
| What's the difference between a hedgehog and the Stadium of light? |
| A hedgehog has pricks on the outside! |
| Sunderland will stay in the Premier League for 3 consecutive seasons! |
| Autumn, Winter & Spring! |
| Q A clever Geordie, a clever mackem & Santa Claus jump off a cliff, which one lands first? |
| A the clever Geordie, the other two don't exist! |
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Troubled
Sunderland boss Kevin Ball was visiting the North East's famous Metro Centre
when he met Jon Stead. 'Why are you not in training Jon.' asked Kevin. 'I've got to buy a bag of tatties for the dinner.' replied Jon. 'Get down to the training ground you clown, I'll get your potatoes for you.' said Ball. A little while later, Kevin bumped into rival Glenn Roeder. 'What brings you down here.' asked Glenn. 'I came to get a bag of potatoes for Jon.' replied Ball. 'Yeah' said Glenn 'that seems like a fair swap to me!' |
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A Mackem is driving and goes into the back
of a Geordies car. The Mackem is all apologetic but the Geordie says
don't worry its ok, here have a drink he says as he gets some whisky
out the car.
After drinking the whisky the Mackem says to the Geordie "aren't you having any?" "No" he replies "I'm waiting for the Police |
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What do Newcastle,
Middlesbrough and Sunderland all have in common? Gate - Gallowgate (Newcastle), Southgate (Boro) and Relegate (Sunderland) |
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A blind man enters a mackem pub by by mistake. He finds his way to the bar and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the landlord, "Hey, you wanna hear a Makem joke?" The pub
falls absolutely quiet. The lad next to him says, 1 - The
landlord is a Makem. Noo, think aboot it seriously, marra. Do you still wanna tell yer Makem joke, like ? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah....not if Ah'm gonna have to explain it five times." |
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MORE JOKES COMING SOON |
