* Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitations of the Asian language. (Like the ever so popular: Ching Chong Woo bok chi...etc.)
* Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.
*The bio lectures on marine life (Seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night's dinner.
* You only pick Ryu, Ken, or FeiLong when playing Street Fighter II.
* People see a bunch of scribbles on bracelets and ask you to translate for them.
* You have to call just about all of your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle"
* You have many relatives.
* Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors such as yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever so popular lime green.
* You own at least one back scratcher.
* At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses.
* Your parents expect you to be best friends with anyone that is Asian
* An Asian women comes on campus and people ask, "I that your mom?"
* Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs, or both.
* Everyone thinks you're good at math.
* Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-Yah's" and "Wah's"
* Your parents insist you marry someone within your own race.
* You aren't allowed to date until late high school or collage.
* You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork or any other imitation oriental food.
* You will most likely be taller than your parents.
* You parents have either made you play the piano, violin, or both.
* When visiting other people, you always have to bring a gift.
* Your family always cheers for the Asian athletes
* You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and strange smelling unkown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
* You own a rice cooker or two.
* You buy soy sauce by the gallon
* You parents insist that you look cute in the pathetic dresses that your
relatives buy.
* Your family owns tennis racquets, golf clubs, or both.
* When your parents go out to eat with friends, they argue over who gets to
pay the bill.
* Your parents buy rice by the ton.
* You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't.
* You've forgotten how to use a fork and knife.
* Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
* When you get 99%, your parents ask you what happened.
* Teachers and friends get you and some other Asian dude confused.
* Your parents hate Mexican food.
* When you get a portrait of yourself done, you eyes always end up small and slanted.
* A majority of people related to you wear glasses or contacts.
* You were/are a good student with a very high GPA.
* Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
* You beat eggs with chopsticks.
* You always leave your shoes at the door.
* You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
* Your mom has short or curly hair.
* Broccoli actually tastes good when your parents cook it.
* Your parents hate cheese.
* Your parents try to get you in places half priced saying you are 12 when you are really 15
* Everyone thinks your "Chinese" no matter what part of Asian you are from.
* You've had to sit through karoke videos with ugly Asian women attempting to dance or walk around temples, forests, or libraries.
* You have at least one Japanese car.
* Your parents buy you clothing and shoes many sizes too big so you can grow into it.
* You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
* You have a stack of fast food napkins on your dining room table.
* Your parents think talking on the phone for 15 min. is a long time.
* Your parents want you to live with them when they are old.
* Your parents use an umbrella when it is sunny.