~~It's easier to forgive an enemy then it is to forgive a friend.
~~The hardest thing about moving forward is not looking back.
~~Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again..
skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
~~To the world, you are one person..
but to one person you can mean the world.
~~Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
hate me because I'm smart.
~~Our eyes are placed in the front because it is more important to look ahead than look back
~~It's better to have someone think that you are an idiot,
then open your mouth and prove it.
~~Friends are like stars.. they come and go..
but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
~~It's quality.. not quantity.
~~I don't need your attitude.. I have one of my own.
~~Keep the pictures.. they never change.. only the people in them do.
~~He broke my heart.. so I broke his jaw.
~~If you don't expect anything, you'll never be disappointed.
~~Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
~~Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
~~You don't stop laughing because you grow old;
you grow old because you stop laughing.
~~Wisdom has two parts:
~~Wisdom is born, stupidity is learned
~~I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
~~If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
~~What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
~~No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
~~It's great when strangers become best buds
but its sad when best buds become strangers
~~Never drink and drive. You might spill your beer
~~I'm a Genie in a bottle baby...rub me and I'll smack you
~~Why drink and drive, when ya can smoke and fly?
~~Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect...so why practice?
1) having a lot to say, and
2) not saying it