I hate racism. If this offends you, don't bother reading it.
A black man was talking to a white man and said:
I'm black.
When I was born I was black.
When I grow up I was black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
When I go in the sun I'm black.
When I'm cold I'm black.
When I die I'm black.
But you:
When you're born you're pink.
When you grow up you're white.
When you're sick you're green.
When you go in the sun you're red.
When you're cold you're blue.
When you die you're purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored.