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Star Wars: Street Jedi
Darth Maul was eating a carrot and a stupid jedi knight came and challenged Darth to a jedi duel. But Darth had some tricks up his sleeves and the jedi knight said �whoa a light saber with two lightsabers coming out of it� because that was darth�s trick.
So he still attacked darth with his sissy saber and was doing kind of good to until darth used his force to launch that fat idiot into a store window. It was a pet store and there were dogs in it. And kittys.
�I dont give up that easy though and he didn�t said the jedi.� And the jedi forced Darth maul to be blind so he couldn�t see stuff. But darth was the man and he ate that fool for breakfast. But not really though. But he still took out the trash and the trash was that stupid fool that he ate for breakfast (but not really though).
THE END
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