| THE CACAROACHS GET HUNGRY Starring at the walls of her new home, Rosa couldn't stop farting. Her parents said it would atrrack the murderers from Ugly Lane 1164. The distance was only one mile away, so Rusto, one of the meanest, most annoying murderers, might hear them. Rosa wasn't used to all of these new rules, since it was her first night being adopted from Asia to Roochetongue, Iowa. When she stoppped farting,the house became so quiet, you could hear a pin drop to the ground. There was a loud noise leading to Rosa's room. She took a large leap form her hammok bed to the ground, trying not to make any noise, but instead she made a thunderous boom, and screamed in pain when her long johns smacked to the wooden floor. After screaming, she stood up, and began tiptoeing to the door. She tried to turn on the light, but when she flipped the switch, her pet mouse blew up. She opened the door a little bit and saw Gavin Rosendale giggling with a strate face. She questioned him as to why he was there, and he said he wanted to let her know that he broke up with gwen because he became gay. She nervously laughed, but stopped suddenly when his face started to rip open. He turned into a humungus cacaroach, and started talking with a devilish voice. Rosa tried to run away, but the cacaroach grabbed her and ate her. The cacaroach went through the house and ate everyone. The End!! |
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| Experiences: Millies So one day long ago back when i was in 5th grade, I went with Annie to get her hair cut and when she was done, her mother wass getting her hair cut, and we didnt wanna wait. So we went next door to Millies and we both ordered a piece of cheesecake and a shot of green River Flow, and the funny thing is i did know how to drink the shot back then (and still now). Annie said, "This is how you drink it" and she drank her green river flow, so i tried but axidentally only took a sip and started to chock. Since we didnt go throuhg first aid yet, Annie smacked my back as hard as she could, and for some weird reason it worked. Then i spit everywhere all over the table......hahaha man thats a fun story to tell. Experience: Annies Room: Neck Brake! Yah so Annie went out of her room and i was the only in her room. I wanted to hide but Annie already knows my hiding spots, so since her bed is in the corner right nest to the wall i got an idea! I went by the corner and did a summer salt so my head would support my body and my feet were straigh up and i stayed there, and annie walked into the room and didnt notice me and she turned around and i was right up against her wall laughing and it scared the out of her! and she said sharon you could break your neck from doing that, and i was like oooow that would hurt! and she said yah you would die, and ahhh im smart! Experience: Kristins H0use So my friend Kristin just got her cat and i slept over, and her cat didnt know where the littler box was yet. So me and Kristin were sitting by her computer and there was a little black ball on the ground. Kristin was like whats this a cocopuff and she picked it up. And then she was like EWWWWW this is my cats poop! So now we joke around and say hey its a cat cocopuff! Experience: Outside I was talking to Annie online and on axident i said Hey Face! and we thought it was funny cuz were fags. So the next day after school, we were walking to Buchemies to get some cheese stix and usually its the older kids who look at the younger kids like what the hell are you doing, but it was the oppoiste. Me and annie were saying hey Face! to eachother and farmy carmy in these stupid voices and these little kids stopped and looked at us like we were morons and i hit annie like shut up! and she didnt know what was going on. HEY FACE! Exerience: At the Beach Ahhh this is funny, cuz me and annie and julie went on vacation to the beach and no one was around and it was the first day so we were exploring and we didnt have our bathing suits with us. So we just figured since no one was there we took off our t-shirt and were swimming in our bras and bathing suit and we were further away so we were swimming back and noticed these guys who looked a little older than us so we couldnt just get up and get our t-shrirt so we were waiting until they left but they didnt |