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| She claims that when she was a toddler, her mother tried to "drown" her in a public swimming pool, and that her father "saved" her. Her father says that this never happened. |
| Pathological liar, narcissistic, controlling, manipulative, selfish, has an excuse for everything, rude, surly, know-it-all, lazy, Drama Queen, always the "victim". |
| Kelly copied her putrid sister and accused her mom of abuse so she could live with her dad ONLY because she thought she could manipulate him more than her mom. |
| She was doing very badly in school, mainly because she's an idiot (what do you expect from someone who scores an average of 32 percentile on her total battery of SATs?) but also because she's so damn lazy. All she ever wanted to do was sit on her fat ass watching TV all day. When her dad started getting after her about getting a job, she went out and got pregnant. Now she has the best excuse in the world for not looking for a job. |
| She's not very bright and cannot keep all her lies straight. She conned her boyfriend's mom into letting her move in with them by saying that her dad kicked her out of the house after finding out she was pregnant. She told other people that her dad beat her up and then threw her out, and she told other people she had to move out because her dad was going to force her to give up the baby for adoption. |
| Very much lives in a "fantasy" world. She is obsessed with the idea that every man anywhere near her is "staring" at her or "wants" her. Whenever we were with her and she would tell us about all these men who were "staring" at her, we'd look around, and NO ONE was looking at her. She also wrote in her diary that she wanted to "kill" people and watch their blood drip down the walls because she felt like everyone was always "laughing" at her or "mocking" her. She is absolutely deranged and highly disturbed. In fact, she's dangerous enough to be locked up in a mental institution. She probably "communicates" with aliens through a toaster. |
| She exaggerates or makes up illness or injury so she can get sympathy and attention. If someone else says they have the flu, she also has the flu and it's always worse. If someone else has a bruise or scrape, she also has a bruise or scrape and it's always worse. She used to stage "fainting" spells so that she could get sympathy and attention, and also so that she could get out of doing chores. |
| Did horrible things, like hitting or striking the furniture with the fireplace poker or other sharp object, put holes in the walls, banged the vacuum into the floorboards, furniture & walls so as to cause damage, ruined carpet by spilling paint, candle wax, or grape & cranberry juice, and she would intentionally break valuable or sentimental items & then hide the broken evidence. |
| Excuses that Kelly came up with for NOT looking for a job: |
| Pre-Pregnancy: |
| While Pregnant: |
| 1. No one will drive me around to fill out applications 2. No one is hiring 3. I don't have any experience 4. I don't want to work for such-and-such business because all my friends work there and they say it's not fun 5. I filled out an application and they haven't called me back (she probably never filled out an application, but even if she did, she never followed up) 6. If I get a job, I have no way to get there and back (even though there's lots of buses, a light-rail system, she has a bicycle, or she could walk) 7. I'm tired 9. I don't have anything to wear, or I don't want to wear a uniform. |
| 1. I'm pregnant and no one will hire me (or "I'm showing") 2. I have morning sickness 3. My feet are swollen 4. I've gained weight 5. I don't have anything to wear 6. No one will drive me around to fill out applications 7. No one is hiring 8. I don't have any experience 9. If I get a job, I have no way to get there and back |
| The Queen of Excuses |
| Excuses Kelly came up with for not going to school: |
| 1. I'm sick 2. I don't have anything to wear 3. The teachers are stupid 4. No one will drive me to school, and I shouldn't have to walk the whole mile to school 5. I'm pregnant (or "I'm showing") |
| Excuses Kelly came up with for not doing well in school or on her SATs (for total battery, she's got an average of 32 percentile - I think a 32 officially qualifies her as a retard): |
| 1. School is stupid 2. School sucks 3. My teachers are stupid 4. I don't need to know anything they teach in school 5. My teachers hate me and give me bad grades because of it 6. SAT stands for Stupid Ass Testing 7. The tests are stupid |
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