MOBIUS: What's your design brief?
YOUNSI: Design a cardboard box. It will be a Cardboard Superstars box! Hey, I'm getting 10 Cardboard Superstars T-shirts.
MOBIUS: (silence)
YOUNSI: Really!
MOBIUS: (silence)
YOUNSI: Seriously!
MOBIUS: Why do you need 10?
YOUNSI: 10 at least! Helen wants a divorce!
MOBIUS: With who?
YOUNSI: You.
MOBIUS: (silence)
YOUNSI: You can't get married without a license!
MOBIUS: Isn't that owning a gun?
YOUNSI: No.
MOBIUS: Thank you, you twat.
YOUNSI: You're a major twat! Shut up!
MOBIUS: Thank you.
(Mobius Deathstar does not advocate stealing from Alldays)
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