Menad Younsi: (laughs) Hello!
Mobius Deathstar: Why are you such a twat?
Menad Younsi: I like being a twat you see. Hey Sheridana can i have your satsuma please? (no) I'll give you money... (no) you didnt want it before... (Sheridana admits defeat and passes subject satsuma )
Mobius Deathstar: Is that satsuma juicy?
Menad Younsi: How would i know? I don't go raping people in the street!!
Mobius Deathstar: That's not what our researchers say.
Menad Younsi: No comment (shifts nervously).
Mobius Deathstar: Twat.
Menad Younsi: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer... Hey! I'm on Hatefiles.tk.... oh i need a piss.
Mobius Deathstar: (Silence)
Menad Younsi: Do you want to blow up pigeons?
Mobius Deathstar: Why are you such a twat?
Menad Younsi: I'm hungry.
Mobius Deathstar: Interesting...
Menad Younsi. I don't eat ham. HEY THAT'S MINE (subject lunges at lunchbox)... I've got tinfoil!
Mobius Deathstar: How would you respond to allegations that you are a twat?
Menad Younsi: Do you sell mayonaise?
Mobius Deathstar: (silence)
Menad Younsi: Why are you sucking your pen?
Mobius Deathstar: (silence)
Menad Younsi: A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut.
Mobius Deathstar: (silence)
Menad Younsi: Next it's got to be pirate Jim!
Mobius Deathstar: (silence)
Menad Younsi: (rummaging excitedly in unidentified package) Pirate Jim's coming up!!
Mobius Deathstar: Thank you Menad Younsi... twat.