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| Did you know that Evolotion did not stop with the thum?. that is right. Bill hicks is one of the best comidians ever. he mix politics and philosophy with humor. He was a man with a message, taking shots at everyone from the Goverment to religion, and more. No one was safe. He says thay American's are stupid sheep. I first heard yo Bil Hicks form Tool's Album "AEnima". I downloaded some of his work, and it is funny as fuck. His jokes, for the most part are political and social obsevations. he has a few Comedy albums out, Inculding "Arizona Bay" which is the insperation for my favorite Tool song "AEnema" Sadly, Bill Hicks Died in 1994 of cancer. I recomend you cheack out his work. He is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard. |
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| Christain's who kill... I think we are just about out of ideas in this country. cause i know that if Jesus was here now, he would probable have a Uzzy on him. (in big voice) "The Prince Of Peace is back... but he is pissed of" (speeking as Jesus) "Fuck you Pilot" (gun shots) "I am back, I did not tell you what kind of mood I was coming back in DID I FUCKERS?" (as person) "Jesus is back, but he is pissed, he's yelling something about the cross, i did not catch it...." (gun shots, person dies). |
| Peopel suck.. thats my contingant, I can provit on a scratch of paper and a pen, give me a fucking etch-a-stecht I will do it in three minutes, the proof the fact the facttorum, I will show my worrk, case closed.. I am sick of this backslapping art humanity neat bull shit, we are a virus with shoes. |
| (speeking as a redneck) "Hey Buddy, my daddy died for that flag!" (speeking as himself) "well thats funny, I bought mine.. you know they sell then at K-mart" |
| "There is a new party being formed.. the People Who Hate People party' "people who hate people, come together" (person 1) "NO!" (Bill) "we are having trouble getting of the boards" (person 1) "Are you goig to be there?" (person 2) "Yeah" (person 1) "Then I ant fucking coming" (person 2) "but your our strongest member" (person 1) "FUCK YOU!" (Person 2) "that's what i am talking about you asshole" (person 1) "Fuck OFF" (person 2) Damn we almost had a meeting going" (Bill) "It is so hard to get my people together" |
| (Big Brother) "Go Back to bed America, your goverment is in control" "here is Love Connection, watch this and get fat and stupid" "by the way, keep drinking beer you fucking morons |
| "Fuck you, fuck you all America, fuck you, go Sadam, nuke us all, and fuck off" (member of the crowd) "So what is your Point?" (Bill) "What's My point?" your proving my point!", "My Point is about mediocraty, but looking around the room, I realive that some of you are not going to get it!" (Mocking voice of person) " what do you mean? Michel Bolton he is good, he won a Gramy!" (Makes cow and sheep sounds) (Mocking Michel Bolton)"sitting on a dock in the bay.. waisting time" (Bill) "you don't hear how phonny that is plese tell me you understand how much that guy sucks. " "you do know that guy sucks, like completly". "When A Man Loves A Woman...." (Bill) "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" YOU SUCK!" (Idiot vioce) "but Bill he won a grammy that meens he is good in our culture |
| (Idiot voice) "What do you meen Bill? American is the greatest country in the world, thats what we are sopposed to think right?" (Bill) "That's right, Thats right sheep people" (makes cow and sheep sounds) (Idiot vioce) but thats what we are sopposed to believe, cause that what they tell us right?" (Bill) "that's right" (Makes Cow and sheep sounds) |