| BACKYARD BRAWL :Topics of interest: 1.) A new superstar named Rednexx has joined the H.C.W. 2.) Dehano the sadclown is the new T.V. champ. 3.) Madroxx won the Deathmatch title, and both him and Psycho Patrick have formed The P.W.O 4.) A H.C.W. staff member named Jesse stevenson has been elected into Team Stacz. 5.) Tag Title were won by H.O.K and Gacy. 6.) Commishoner K. was not seen at Backyard brawl. 7.) Gomez returned at the main event to fight sandman (who also returned) and patrick. Backyard Brawl was the best H.C.W. Pay Per View ever! It was packed with new superstars and new matches and even better weapons then ever before. Backyard Brawl was kicked off by a massive firework display and a lot of fire.The first Match was between a new superstar named Rednexx and a veteran Labrat. Rednexx came out with his rebel flag waving in the air and with his tradmarked redneck music, labrat ran out of the entry way so fast that he took the curtain with him and the whole entrance fell. This did not distract him and he kept going. This match was a qulifying match for the newly proclaimed Death Match title, but everybody knew that labrat could care less. Labrat underestimated his oppenent and was beaten down by some hard pounches and a DDT at the start. But labrat came back with his back up stregth and gave rednexx some defestating hit to the face, he then picked up rednexx and dropped him like a two and a half dollar whore, then he gave his patened leg drop. Nothing else would put down the redneck hick so he gave his most powerfull move..."The Expirament" The second match of Backyard Brawl was the second quilifying match for the deathmatch title. It was between a hardcore legand and a ass kicking machine, it was Madroxx and the beast from the east, the mouth of the south, the best of the west, the sorth from the the north...Pockets, who is the hardcore champ. But this match wasnt for the hardcore title it was just a stone in the road to the death match title. Pockets through down some great moves and one even breaking the ring. Madroxx had a atventige in this match by using his barbed wire back and the fact that psycho patrick was still pissed that he lost his title, pockets was unlucky because that night patrick decided to interfer in his match up, patrick seem to just come out of nowwere with a chair and hit pockets with two defesdating hit to the head. Madroxx followed up with a running knee smash to pockets head and this ended up knocking out the beast, and madroxx picked up the win. The third match was for the Television Title, it was between the angry brit The red Magicain and The Evil clown Dehano. As usully dehano was thrown around the ring like a rag doll and he uttered many satinic thing in the procces. But the help of the ref he got his hand on a flaming barbed wire bat, he pumbled the red magcian with this weapon for awhile then the magcian came back with some punches and the threw dehano out of the ring. But with the help of the ref agian he got his hand on a flaming garbage can lid. That blow took out the Red Magcian and dehano became the new T.V. title champion. Soon after the red magcian annoced he would fight rednexx at liven large. The Forth match was H.C.W. first ever tag team match, it was for the tag team titles that commishoner k. promised to deliver but didnt. The match was between a fairly odd team of Robert and Jim Jack the cat versus H.O.K and his brother M.W. gacy. The two stars to start the match were Jim Jack and M.W. and M.W. gained the upper hand to start the match, coming out w/ his cookie sheet and hitting Jim Jack. Then Jim Jack turned the momentum punching M.W. then quickly tagging his partner Robert and both double teamed Gacy. Gacy then tagged his "brother" and it was H.O.K and Robert facing off. H.O.K hit Robert w/ a forgien object knoking Robert to the ground. Later on in the match, Jim Jack tries to sidewalk slam Gacy.....this doesnt exactly work, but thinking quick, Jim Jack pulled off a manuever that I, myself have not seen in a long time. Overall this match was very unorganized, but it sure as hell gave the fans something to cheer for. With Robert knocked out and unable to help his partner, M.W. and H.O.K finished Jim Jack off by powerbombing him through a table! The Next match was truly a battle for the ages, as the Death Match Title will finally be decided. And the two combatants in this match were clearly deserving, these two men have been stars in this federation since its beginning. Madroxx came out w/ a flaming barbed wire bat which he would use towards his advantage later in the match. The two started out stong w/ neither man gaining an advantage. Then Madroxx gets the upper hand as he delievers a huge T.K.O. to labrat and follows it up with a leg drop. Then Madroxx pulls a Cactus Jack and takes out a box of tacks, as the ref takes them out and throws them on the ground, the two men continue to literally kill each other. The tacks backfired on madroxx as labrat threw him on to the tacks, and just as Madroxx gets up, labrat throws him back down again. Further on in this hellacious match, madroxx DDT's Labrat from the ring apron. Then in a completely extreme and truly hardcore move, labrat (with help from the referee) hit Madroxx w/ the biggest flaming fucking bat that I've ever fuckin' seen, not once my friends, oh no, but twice. And to put an end to this suicidal, genocidal, homacidal, menocidal match, Madroxx spinebusters labrat through a table, becoming the first DEATH MATCH CHAMPION. Going backstage, as Team Stacz arrives we see merchandise dealer Jesse Stevenson. And just like at Small Brawl, when T.J. Stacz inducted a new member into team Stacz, keep in mind this was a person that never stepped into the squared circle....Elroy McEnzie, he took Super-Fan Jesse Stevenson into Team Stacz! In his first match, Jesse Stevenson faced off against the more....uh...well yeah, hes just a homo. Non-other than, the man that is Commishoner K's preferred male erotic dancer, Big Dick!....Well this match didnt matter, as Jesse Stevenson used some power moves and easily took out Big Dick w/ his finisher, the shipping and handling, earning himself a spot on Team Stacz. And then, backstage again, in one of the Commish's hidden camera's, we saw Pooch Yavon talking to some one, and then getting knocked out by the person he was talking to....And we all thought about who it might have been, but we also thought if it was possible. Continueing on w/ the PPV in a special stipulation title match....and the stipulation....a Title on a Pole match, Mr. Roboto in his second match, faced off against the man whos name no one can remember, Elroy. This match was good to say the least, as Roboto hit Elroy TWICE as hard as he could w/ a foriegn object and it was the shot heard round the world all over again, i mean, this shot just rang through the halls of the H.C.W. And then after his finisher, move that he calls the.........well it doesn't have a name yet, but its a cool move non the less, and w/ Mr. Roboto out cold, Elroy reaches up and retains his title. In the next match, a scary moment occorred, but you'll hear about that later on. But anyway, this match was between the Casualty and Psychopatrick. Casualty, The veitnam vet, was basically getting his ass kicked at the start, but then regained the momentum and never looked back. After repetitive blows to the head and midsection to Psychopatrick, Casualty (who never could really do shit to begin w/, just took it too far in this match) picked him up, into a Tombstone position, and I along w/ everyone watching had a feeling that Casualty would fuck it up and sure enough, he almost ended Psychopatrick's career and almost took down the H.C.W. too. While in the tombstone position, Casualty, of course, fucked it up, and Psychopatrick's head and neck was contorted in a way that we never want to see again. Psychopatrick was almost paralyzed for life, but out of true love for this industy he continued the match and almost pulled out a win, but Casualty came back and ended the match w/ a peeps elb. In the ninth match of Backyard Brawl was for T.J. stacz's Heavyweight championship belt. He fought the H.C.W.'s favorite special friend, Robert! Robert canme out to T.J with a simple question, robert asked the champ if he could be in Team Stacz. Stacz thought for a second and then gave robert his answer with a punch to the face.Then stacz proceded to pick up a foreign object and hit robert ibn the back with it a few times. T.J stacz (who was feeling very cocky) started to brag to the H.C.W aduence and wasnt paying enough attention to his competotor. This was a bad idea because robert uses his backup retard power and attacked stacz with some powerful kicks, punches, and throws to the turnbuckle. Stacz tried to fight back but was unable to get the upperhand until his deciple Jesse Stevenson came from ring side and hit robert in the head with the title. Stacz then proceded with one of roberts main moves, "The walls of Robert". Robert couldnt take the pain and then soon tapped out. PsychoPatrick was feeling lucky on this day so he decided to challenge maddrox to his newly aquired Deathmatch championship Belt, maddorx happly said yes to the challege, but another competotor decide to make his first match with two of the biggest veterans in the H.C.W. His name is Jesus Jesse Jackson, maybe he thought he could bring some religion to the H.C.W but he could be wrong. Both maddorx and triple J as he likes to be called jumped onto Patrick and beat the living shit out of him. But when J.J.J tried to get the K.O on psycho patrick, Patrick managed to duck out of the way and possibly save his shot of a win in this match. Maddroxx then took a peice of somthing and hit JJJ in the head with it which took him down fast, then patrick did the same to JJJ. It was if both madroxx and Psycho Patrick where taking turns on the Jesus lover. But JJJ got out of his bad situation and gave Psycho Patrick a bulldog onto a steal chair. Then JJJ turn on madroxx and hit him with a chair, after that patrick was no where to be seen. Patrick ended up coming out of nowhere with a flaming barbed wire bat, he then hit madroxx in the head and stomach muiltable times, nadroxx soon fell to the ring floor in pain. Patrick then turn the tides on JJJ with the bat and soon he fell to the ground. MAdrooxx then took JJJ and gave him a msive choke slam onto the barbed wire, pined him and took the win. But madroxx susprised everyone and asked patrick (who was just getting up from his beating) if he wanted to be in the PsychoPathic world order or PWO. Patrick hesatated and then said yes. This started the newest order agaist the H.C.W and might be a problem with commishoner K's leadership. The newly started PWO wanted to make thereselfs standout, so they challedged another team in the HCW, Team stacz. Of coarse T.j himself didnt come but he sent his deciples, elroy and the newest member Jesse Stevenson. Ptrick was alreay siting in the ring waiting for the compatition and elroy hit him with his bat. Patrick stunned took another shoot to the head by a chair. Then a DDT, elroy then tagged his partner and stevenson was in. But patrickcame back with some bodyblows and he threw stevenson into the turnbuckle stunning him. Patrick, being smart tagged his partner maddroxx. Madroxx set up a chair and trew stevenson into it, then out of nowhere jesse took one of patricks on moves...The psycho stunner. Then all hell broke lose, all the superstars came into the ring and started hitting each other with chairs garbage can lids and random other thing that i couldnt even tell you what they were. But order was restored and the legal men (who was elroy and madroxx stepped in. Mdroxx tagged patrick and elroy was soon hit in the face with a trash can lid, patrick went for the pin but some how some way he kicked out. Patrick was very frustrated and wasnt paying attention and he was soon picked up into the F5 position and was soon given the F5. Elroy ent for the pin and it would of been a three count but his partner madroxx stopped the count with a elboy dropp to the face of elroy. Stevenson tried to interfer but madroxx gave him a X-actor and stevenson was down. Then stevenson was thrown into a chair breaking it he hit it so hard. Then madroxx put inn a type of submission hold that knowone has ever seen before and jesse tapped out, making the PWO's first match a good one. Now what everybody was waiting for...The main event of Backyard Brawl. It was PsychoPatrick (who knew the sandman had returned) versus The sandman. The sandman came out with the most spectacular entrance that anyone at the H.C.W. has ever seen. It spit gas onto a flaming bat that intern made a masive fire ball, then when he entered the ring he took two bevrages and pored then into his month, bringing back his origanal entrance move. |