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| PLAYER PHOTOS |
| CLICK ON THE NAMES FOR GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOUR PHOTO Cliff �Frankenstein�Dray. Enjoys nothing more than a pipe of rough shag and a glenfiddich. Dray 59 has recently been seen in Seaford library perusing the sports physchology section. Micheal�Wor Mickey�Stephenson. Once involved in an unsavoury incident involving someone else�s pint and a toilet. Justin �British Home Stores�Carrick Carrick 36 enjoys fine ale and has a keen photographic eye�.recent works include the much acclaimed Brighton Pier sunset. Chris�Springbock�Chilton Crowd pleaser Chris 43 enjoys Fighting. Jeffrey�Pull My Finger�Brookes Jeff a sprightly 39 year old has recently joined a line dancing club where he�erm�dances in line. Mark�The Sideshow freak�Tharme Tharmster 75 has recently had a hip replacement operation. Simon�Day do doe don�t day doe�Heyes Simon a happy go lucky scouser only comes out on Sunday mornings�.hibernates during winter Rob�Twiglet�White Rob a robust 20 stone defender enjoys nothing more than shouting �up the Arse� of a Saturday. John�potatoes�Mcgarry John 38 enjoys walks in the woods with his golden retriever was voted Mr Ballymoney 1971. Scott �The great Mysterio�Middleton Joined the club after being found wandering naked in nearby woods. His care in the community case is due for review. Mark�Tinky Winky�Gaudiere Disapointed numerous member�s of his family by failing to show up at his own Birth�this disappointment Was only bettered when he failed to show up for own funeral. Lee�Technically superior�Boyten Supremely fit Boyten 44 annoys his neighbours by bench pressing baby hippopottamous during his spare time. Dave�Big Dave�Wattam Hard rugger playing Flanker Dave 44 was reduced to tears by the mysterious disappearance of his pink hat. Matt�Sick note�Hill Club Stalwart Hill 63 has Suffered with injury this season�Hopefully the superglue will repair the cracked fingernail. Martin�Teenage Tearaway�Milne Quiet Martin aged 5 defies his critics by being a hard drinking, womanising hell raiser in between games. Daniel�Latino Fruit�Viviani Dan 13 surprised everyone by turning up with mini mars bars for all at a game in Hove�Once involved in a �whiff of lavender� incident with Big Dave in his Astra Van. |
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