TRAILER TRASH HASH BASH
Run 304
Hares: Just Ski, Just Tim, Just Rhonda
April 4th, 2003
Hello Mr. Murphy. Thanks for ensuring that the largest turnout ever for Rota H3 would be a dismal failure. Yes, of course you're right. I should have expected you to show up. Simple math: Huge pack (with mostly virgins) + 3 inexperienced hares = TRAIL FUBAR. So there I was (no shit!), hoping we would be able to complete this run without too much difficulty. I once again didn't have any experienced hares volunteer, so 3 virgin hares (What was I thinking?!). Somewhere along the trail, I began to get an uneasy sense. Whether this was due to the warm piss they served at the beer stops, or the general lack of direction the trail was taking I'm not sure. However, we closed the circle with less than 1/2 of the 60+ who started, with Senor Murphy smiling from the corner as we sang "Swing Low," saying "P2, you should have known better." Yes, now I do. So, who's up for serving as Hare Raiser?