Anyway, I'm Kyle, the loveable youngest member of the band. *thinks to self: Good save, Kylie!* I play the lead guitar, and I totally kick ass at it. In fact, I've been featured on albums by other artists, too! While I hail from a land of hicks, I'm quite suave and smooth. (Back off Rob.) What else? Oh, yeah, you've got to check out my Pimpmobile, featuring the "Stringer Love" mosaic and gold record rims. Adam is probably going to sell it to me, and then I'm gonna paint it black and purple. Oh yeah, baby.
"Professional idiot! Ring ring, your village is calling!"
"Do you know how HARD it is to get pink glitter out of your ass?! It's like SAND! It gets EVERYWHERE!"
"NO ONE TOUCHES THE KYLE BEARD!"
"I'm too sexy for this comptuer!"
I don't like it when Adam steals my clothes. Bastard.
I like how picks feel in my hands.
I don't own a razor.
I think Rob is mad, mad, mad.