"Rink of Dreams 2"

(Written, produced, financed, and haggis buffet prepared by: Lucy B)

(Principal photography, post-production editing, sporran repair, and stunts performed by: Marcia)

"Yo, Scottie! Nice skirt!"

"And a nice pairrrrrr of pajamas you have therrrrre, laddie!"

(Photo scanned, Scottish dialect coaching, and moose trained by: Lesley)

Thank you, and a bonnie day to you all -- we now usher you from our humble dramatic establishment, and back to the stately halls of the Gallery . . .