Sorry, can't tell you, clan secret.
Step One: Take out a piece of paper.
Step Two: Take out a pen.
Step Three: Create the character (Mark and Kelly can never be accussed of not letting someone excersise their creative talents).
Step Four: Come to Game with new character sheet.
Step Five: Show it to Mark or Kelly.
Step Six: Wait till we stop laughing, then ball up piece of paper and bring outside to burn, because that's exactly what would happen to a Tremere Antitribu; they would burn.
Step Seven: Create a new character.