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Voldemort will tell Harry it's all a joke as Lily, James, Cedric and all the others he has killed jump out of a giant cake.
Voldemort will cause even more deaths as he becomes extremely nice and makes many people die of shock.
Draco will be diagnosed with an incurable disease, and, upon his miraculous recovery ,decide to give all his money to the Weasleys and start up a foundation for the less fortunate.
We will learn Cho Chang is a man.
Draco will get help for his anger and turn into a "regular guy", who hangs out w/ Harry and the gang...until he sees Hermione and Ron sharing a Butter Beer upon which event he reverts back to his old self.
Hermione will turn out to be related to Voldemort.
A giant tortoise will emerge from the lake and take Colin Creevey captive.
Richard Simmons will play Voldemort in a Harry Potter movie.
In the 5th book we will learn that the Lupin part of Professor Lupin's name is not for werewolf...it is because he is very fond of flowers...especially lupines.
In the movie, Neville's toad will be played by none other than Kermit the Frog. Apparently the reason for this casting is there has never been a famous "Somebody the Toad".
Marilyn Manson and Barbra Streisand are rumoured to be doing a duet on the movie's soundtrack.
To further the whole Muppets connection...Scabbers will be played by Rizzo the Rat. Thanks, Melissa
Gregory Goyle, heir to Gryffindor.
The opening of the Harry Potter movie will coincide with the opening of Pok�mon:The 99th Movie...and more people will show up for Pok�mon.
"How Soon is Now", the unofficial witch anthem, will play a major role in upcoming books and movies. Book 7 will spoof other magic-related creations, including "Charmed", The Craft (both featuring "How Soon is Now"), and, interestingly enough, the classic television show Bewitched (which was sadly before the time of "How Soon is Now"...).
Conrad Bain ("Diff'rent Strokes")will portray the villain in an upcoming movie. It's been rumoured the character has a Spam (as in it's made in Chernobyl, spam, you buy it at the Mobile, spam...)obsession that Harry manages to use at his (Conrad's villain's) disadvantage. Deep stuff...
