We had a brainstorm. We thought "why not rewrite some songs so they are Harry Potter themed?" So, here is our brainchild, come to life. Just one thing...DON'T COPY. Or else. Or we're going to use the Unforgivable Curses on you! *Evil Laugh* Okay?
One,two,three,four,five I got out w/ just a scar
But not the family pride
I flew far away and down a corner
A prison, they wouldn't let me loose
And I really did wanna
Snake's free, feels like just last week
It took a leap and the cost ain't cheap
Gotta leave this place, anywhere, find a true leader
Got a story that's more messed up than Rita Skeeter
So how did I do? Battling the Dark Lord?
For who is it just like a sport?
I can fly, but if I'm slow, then he'll jump it
Suppose he'd like a crumpet?
I've got an evil wizard, wants my life
Met a giant lizard, almost died
They view me as a leader, could it be?
They're happy that I freed her, hear their glee
I'm lucky every time I see the sun,
And with each passing hour, I have won
I'm passing all the tests the best that I can,
But I'm still stuck w/ Snape, I hate that man!
How I'm still alive
Soar up and down and barely miss the ground
It's enough to astound, now applause is the sound
Dodging to the left, and to the right,
Back to the front is where I glide
Cast a spell once, and cast a spell twice,
And if you still can breath than you'll live through the night
I've got an evil wizard, wants my life
Met a giant lizard, almost died
They view me as a leader, could it be?
They're happy that I freed her, hear their glee
I'm lucky every time I see the sun,
And with each passing hour, I have won
I'm passing all the tests the best that I can,
But I'm still stuck w/ Snape, I hate that man!
Crumpet, a crumpet
How I'm still alive, ha, ha, ha
I've got an evil wizard, wants my life
Met a giant lizard, almost died
They view me as a leader, could it be?
They're happy that I freed her, hear their glee
I'm lucky every time I see the sun,
And with each passing hour, I have won
I'm passing all the tests the best that I can,
But I'm still stuck w/ Snape, I hate that man!
I do all to stay alive that is what I do
Cause I can't run, and I won't hide
When I play my game, I touch the sky
How I'm still alive
Maybe I�m just
Thinking too hard
But now the ground�s
Closer than it is too far
Should I make a leap
As I try to keep
Up above in the air
My broom and I asunder
'Cause I�m in too deep
And I�m dying to keep
Up above in the air
But how I only wonder
My broom and I asunder
Seems like each time
I play I�m losing my mind
Because I�m really scared
Of what decapitates
It�s one thing for a pain
But when it�s
Much more than a sprain
Well then I think it�s time
That I took a break
Maybe I�m just
Thinking too hard
But now the ground�s
Closer than it is too far
Should I make a leap
As I try to keep
Up above in the air
My broom and I asunder
'Cause I�m in too deep
And I�m dying to keep
Up above in the air
But how I only wonder
My broom and I asunder
I can�t sit back
And wonder why
It is I always barely die
How I hate it when they make it
They can�t win �cause I don�t
Think I could face it
So don�t grieve me
I�m not leaving
It�s just that
I can�t figure out
Should I make a leap
As I try to keep
Up above in the air
My broom and I asunder
'Cause I�m in too deep
And I�m dying to keep
Up above in the air
But how I only wonder
My broom and I asunder
My broom and I asunder again
My broom and I asunder
My broom and I asunder again
My broom and I asunder again
So follow the beaters down
We may lack the world renown
Even so and even though
Who were are you still should know
So realize I'm always me
Now can't you visualize
Cause what you say cannot be true
And I can see the truth beyond lies
Just what you said now
Can't make it true since I cannot be Fred
What should I do to get through to you
You might only do it again
So follow the beaters down
We may lack the world renown
Even so and even though
Who were are you still should know
Follow the beaters down
We may lack the world renown
Even so and even though
Who were are you still should know
With such distress I find some things that I must confess
See Fred is me, and I am he...
May I give you my sympathy
You were a clown
It's my fault cause I'm he who brought you down
It was but my misguided choice
You can hear remorse in my voice...