| Dailey Prophet Issue # 1 Reporter: Rachel B. of Gryffindor |
| Help Save the Demigiuse! |
| The Demigiuse is found in the Far East, and is very difficult to catch, for it can make itself invisible when threatened. Oddly enough, only wizards skilled in capturing this creature are able to see it. Mad Eye Moody is suspected to be one of these wizards. The Demigiuse is a peaceful beast with large, black, doleful eyes. The whole body is covered with long, silky, fine. silvery hair. Unfortunatly though, the Demiguise is on the endangered wizard species list. This is because this beast has hair that can be used in a special kind of invisibilty cloak. Wizards and witches mostly prefer this kind of invisibiltly cloak because it cost less than other cloaks. Sadly, this is killing the highly valued Demiguise species. So, please if you buy an invisibilty cloak make sure it is not made out of Demiguise hair. Remember, this problem can be solved. So, do your part. HELP A DEMIGIUSE TODAY! |
| Bertie Botts Interviewed |
| Berite Botts was interviewed this week by random picked wizarding kids. We are proud to show the results of this famouse candy maker known by witches and wizards everywhere. Let us begin with question number one: Q. WHEN DID YOU START YOUR BUSINESS? A. I was 21 when I first started. 52 years have passed, and nothing has changed. Q. HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WORK AT BERTIE BOTTS? A. Any age. You just have to pass Charm's school with good grades, becuase the beans have special charms in them in order for them to taste every flavor. Sometimes it is complicated. Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR? A. Peppermint! Yum! Q. IN YOUR OPINION, WHAT IS THE WORST FLAVOR? A. I'm not exactly sure. But watch out for the flavors vomit, used diaper, trool booger, and much more disgusting flavors! Q. HOW DID YOU GET THE IDEA OF BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOR BEANS? A. Well, one day I brought home some beans for my ill older sister Jane. She was so ill, she accidently threw up on them, and then snezzed all over them. "Well it seems that we have vomit and booger flavored beans!" Pa had laughed. And that gave me an idea. Why couldn't there be vomit and booger flavored beans? In fact, why couldn't there be every flavor beans!? So, that is how it started. Q. WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE? A. I was the youngest child, liked to challenge myself, greatly loved sweets, candies, and special treats, and loved prnaks and jokes. Like I said in the first question, I haven't changed. A NOTE FROM BERTIE: Thank you for the interview. It was so cool. My thanks to the kids. They have earned a free pack of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans! Thanks again! |
| Special Report: Professor Binns has been Transformed! Yes you heard right, Professor Binns has been Transformed into a ghotly cat! His History of Magic class is canceled until he is well enough to come back to Hogwarts. We did an interview with Professor Binns himself to see what he has to say about this: Q. WHO IS THE PERSON RESPOSIBLE FOR YOUR TRANSFIGURATION? A. My own stupid self! You see, I was getting ready to Transfigure my dg into a cat (I got sick of him barking) and the spell back-fired. It was horrible! Q. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WILL BE BACK IN TIME BEFORE THE END OF TERM? A. Yes. I do believe I will be back in a few weeks. If you don't mind, I have to go now. |