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My Interview with Fred and George Weasley by Willy |
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The Weasley twins have always been on my top 10 Harry Potter characters because they were bad boys and hilarious. I never favored them because they were hot. . . .UNTIL NOW! Now with that long hair, ahh man, that is so so so so so so so hot. They are so hot I didn't even bother using commas between the so's. Thank you and please poop in the ocean. |
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Pictures of Fred and George Weasley |
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So Fred and George I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions. Sorry though to interrupt your experiments with the Bigger Wang Toffie. |
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Ahh, Willy don't worry. We wanted you to see us using the Bigger Wang Toffie, that way you would be, well, impressed. |
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Ha, *starts getting really hot*, I was very impressed. But tell me, how is the joke shop going? Do you have a place of business yet? |
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Wow, when this picture was bigger they looked really hot. I don't know which is which so we'll just say Forge. The Forge on the right had this sneaky look in his eye that was so so so so so hot. hahahahah I'm just trying to take up space because I could only find 3 good picture to fill up this whole column. OK, enough, on to the next picture. |
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*Puts very large wangs back in pants* The joke shop is great. It's going quite bloody well in fact. We're renting a little place in Hogsmede. Now, we love Zonko's but we guarantee they go out of business by next year. |
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*Can't take eyes of bulge in the pants* Ohh, I see, I always thought it was great of Harry to give you his winnings. But you guys just dropped out of school, now that Umbridge is gone do you want to go back at all? |
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Umbridge was such a (EXPLITIVE). We seriously hated her. But, nah, we don't even think about going back to school. There's no use. We have a job and money what the hell do we need school for. All we need are condoms and a soft bed, plus you. . . . |
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*Looks at Fred and George and licks lips very provatively* Yes, I could see how that situation would be very, very, very SEXUAL. So, do you guys have your own house? |
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Why yes we do sweet cheeks. Hmm, we must say that you are sexiest, er, most professional interviewer we've ever had the pleasure of meeting. |
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Thank you very much. But I must continue this interview. Are you related to Peeves in any way? I mean, you're both hilarious and enjoy playing jokes. Is he a related poltergeist? |
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I love this picture. I love it, I love it so much that I'm just going to type that over and over without any punctuation. i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it. Man, those suits are WAY to loose on them and cover up WAY too much. |
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No one has ever asked us that! We actually are related. Peeves is really our great-great-great uncle. Little ickle Ronniekins tries to deny it but we think he's great. We obviously got his genes. Just like you need to get in our jeans. (PLAY ON WORDS OMG WTF OMG) |
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I always thought so! Well since you guys are related to Ron I would think you would know him rather well. Having spent his entire life with him and all. But do you see something between him and Hermione? Romantically speaking that is. |
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Between Ron and Hermione??!! What, no, whoever thinks that is going retarded. But we have noticed something between Harry and Hermione. Actually Harry came to us because every time he say Hermione he would get a boner, but Harry being so naive, he didn't know what it was or why he was getting it. We told him. Actually, we both have boners right now, all because of you. . . . |
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Well, if I had a penis, it would be bonerfied right now because of you two. Yes, a fellow writer I'm to gracious to mention (AHEM O'HENRY AHEM) seems to think there is something between Ron and Hermione. I always knew there wasn't. But I can't take this anymore. I must be done with this. INTERVIEW OVER! |
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Sorry but the Forge on the right is just not very cute here. In the first picture the right Forge was hot but now, well he's less than par. But whatever, still hot.. |
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Willy then remained with the twins for a day and a half after the interview was over. We did pick up slurping sounds, heavy panting, wolf cries, and the phrase "OH YES". This made up sad because Willy must be having those heart complications again. We have reinstated her medicine. |
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