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My Interview with Viktor Krum by Willy |
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This may be the hardest interview to understand seeing as how he has an extremely thick accent. I wll try my best to record what he said with the correct pronunciation. Thank you and please poop in the ocean. |
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Hello Krum, my name is Willy Plank and I am a hot girl, also very smart, just in case you were wondering. I would appreciate if you would not try to hit on me, especially since you're with Hermione and all that. Anyways, I would like to ask you a few questions. How does it feel to be a big fat loser at the end of the Triwizard Tournament? |
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Vell, I don't rally considerate it zaz losing per se. If yuu luke at it za vay I am luking at it, you will unzairsand where I am cooming froom. I tried zah best I cood and eendeng up winning a wooderful girl to convairse with. |
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Translation: I am a big loser. I knew I should've gotten Hermione in my grasps so I could manipulate her in to getting Harry to be a big whore. Harry=whore. I hate that friggin glasses faced pooper-scooper. |
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Yeah, Viktor, I really didn't understand a word you just said, but whatever. We'll pretend that you said you should've won because your old or something. Anyways, how exactly do you feel about Hermione? |
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Hermy-oh-ninny est the beest thing that azz happenedededed to me. I have sooch strong fellings toward er. But, vell I am worried that she spends to mooch time vith Hearry. Thoze two are elvays together for long periooodles of time. Using my spidey senses I knows that they have stroong fellings toward ichoother. Plus, Hearry azz told me heemsilf that Hermy-oh-ninny azz treeied to kees him and he rally wants to kees er back. I know they have a stroong chance of gettingly oogeether. |
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Translation: Harry is a huge whore. I hate him. He's trying to steal my girl. Hermione is mine and mine only. I will BONE HER!!!! Really though, when Harry gets to play professional quidditch (which he will because he has the wizarding world in his hairy hands) I will kick his arse. |
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Wow, that is the most fantastic piece of unintelligle interview material I have ever gotten. Thank you for that. Do you see yourself marrying Hermione? |
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I zink I can trooly say that I lurve Hermy-oh-ninny more than inzy other girl I have come in contact with. Vell, other than my moother. She is my mooth |
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Translation: I love her more than quidditch. No just kidding. I don't love anything more than quidditch especially not some friggin know-it-all. Now that I'm not with my mom I need someone who will clean and feed me. Duh. Plus I said something about vagina. |
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*Punches Krum for being a sexist pig* I can't believe you said that. Hermione will never marry you because you're incredibly sexist and rather ugly also. This interview is officially over. *Continues punching Krum and also beats him with her thigh for a few hours* |
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EDIT: Like it was stated in the first sentence, Krum had a very thick accent and Willy had a lot of trouble understanding. When she called in a transla |
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Erve course I will fairgave yuu. Yuu dedent know what I was saying and you were sticking up fair Hermy-oh-ninny. But so I don't sue yuu, yuu will hav to make passionate lurve to me NOW |
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<--Hey Krum I'm really sorry I didn't understand what you were saying and I beat you up really bad with my thighs. I hope you will forgive me. |
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