Book: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, duh, it's at the top is huge crap colored letters.
Author: J.K. Rowling
Number of pages: 309 pages, thanks to amazon.com, or my own copy, whichever you prefer.
Characters (I'm just talking major character here. Not like Jawaheaka McDoofus that is mentioned like once so BACK OFF): Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Percy Weasley, Mrs. Weasley, Professor McGonagall, Professor Snape, Madam Hooch, Neville Longbottom, Lee Jordan, Seamus Finnegan, Hermione Granger, Professor Flitwick, Professor Quirrel, Oliver Wood, Angelina Johnson, Katie Spinnet, Rubeus Hagrid. Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Vincent Goyle, Gregory Crabbe, Dean Thomas, Fluffy, Scabbers, Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, Dudley Dursley, Hedwig, Argus Filch, Marcus Flint, Mrs. Norris and more that I will add once I remember.
Number of Chapters: 17
Grade: A-I only gave it an A because, well, it's not my favorite. So it doesn't get my favorite's grade. Yes, it started it all but too bad so shut your mouth.
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Chapter One The Boy Who Lived
*Harry is dropped off at the Dursley's house by Hagrid on a motorcycle. Professor Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore and waiting.
*The Dursley's consist of Vernon and Petunia Dursley and their evil, reminiscent of Eaterface, son Dudley.
*He lives with them because his parents were killed, not by a car crash like he was told, but by Voldemort, the evil dark wizard.
Chapter Two The Vanishing Glass
*Harry is now 10 and is forced to live under the stairs. He also has this weird lightening bolt scar on his forehead.
*It is Dudley's birthday and Harry has to go with them to the zoo because Mrs. Figg couldn't watch him that day.
*At the zoo Harry some how talks to a snake and makes the glass disappear. Luckily Dudley is a complete idiot so he almost falls into the tank and the glass magically appears back.
*Harry starts wondering about his parents and why strange people talk to him on the street.
Chapter Three The Letters From No One
*Harry finds out he's going to a secondary school while Dudley will be going to Smeltings.
*When Harry gets the mail there is a letter addressed to him, it even says the cupboard under the stairs, but Dudley is a retard and alerts Uncle Vernon to it. Vernon then takes it.
*Vernon and Petunia gasp when they see who the letter is from and Harry wonders why.
*They allow him to have Dudley's second bedroom.
*He gets another letter, this one addressed to the smallest bedroom.
*Twelve letters come on Friday for Harry so Vernon boards up the cracks.
*Even more letters come on Saturday and Vernon takes them to the Railview Hotel but Harry still gets letters.
*Vernon goes crazy, buys a gun and some bananas, and takes them to a shack on a rock in the sea. Here you know he apparently cares more in preventing Harry from getting the letters than if his family is dashed to death on the rocks during a storm.
*It is Harry's birthday that night on the rock.
*Hagrid, a half-giant, storms in as soon as Harry turns 11.
Chapter Four The Keeper of the Keys
*Hagrid greets Harry and hands him a birthday cake he made for him that he farted and sat on during the trip. How sweet.
*He introduces himself as Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Harry has no clue what any of that means.
*Harry then learns the following: his parents met at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and got married. They were against the evil dark wizard Voldemort and Voldemort eventually killed them but couldn't kill Harry for some reason. Harry is now invited to the same school because he is destined to be a wizard. His parents did not die in a car crash. Harry is famous in the wizarding world for defeating Voldemort somehow.
*Dudley starts eating Harry's cake while Hagrid is explaining all this so Hagrid uses his magic umbrella to give him a pig's tail.
Chapter Five Diagon Alley
*The next day Hagrid takes Harry to London where they go into the Leaky Cauldron, which muggles (non-magic folk) don't notice. In the Leaky Cauldron the wizarding people fawn over Harry because he is their savior. He also meets his Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Professor Quirrel.
*Hagrid does some tappa-tappa-tappa on the bricks and Diagon Alley appears through a little walkway.
*Harry worries because he has no money but Hagrid assures him that his parents left him some. So, they go to Gringotts Bank and get Harry some money. Hagrid also has to stop by vault 713 to pick up a small, dirty, little package. It seems very secretive and suspicious.
*Hagrid tells Harry to get his dress robes while he picks up something. In Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions Harry meets a pale boy who reminds him of Dudley.
*Hagrid meets him again and they get some more of his school supplies.
*Hagrid buys him a snowy white owl from Eeylops Owl Emporium for his birthday.
*Harry goes to Ollivander's to get his wand. Once Mr. Ollivander brought him the right wand Harry finds out that his wand is special. It holds the feather of a phoenix and that phoenix gave one more feather, and Voldemort has that wand.
*Once the shopping is over Hagrid takes harry to the station so he can go back to the Dursley's. He also hands him a ticket to get on the Hogwarts train. He must go to Platform 9 and 3/4 on September 1.
Chapter Six The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters
*Harry spends one last month with the Dursley's and he spent that time reading through some of his school books.
*They drop him off at the station and Harry has trouble finding the platform.
*He overhears someone say "muggles" and realizes they are wizards. This is how he meets the Weasleys'. Mrs. Weasley helps him get through the portal and on the train Ron sits with Harry.
*Of course, everyone and their mother figure out that Harry is on the train and they ogle him.
*Harry finds out the expectations Ron must live up too, seeing as how his older brothers Bill, Charlie, and Percy are all successful and Fred and George (twins) are very funny and popular.
*Harry buys a load of treats on the train and shares them with Ron. He gets a Chocolate Frog with the wizard trading card of Albus Dumbledore. On the back it mentions his work with Nicolas Flamel on their work on alchemy.
*Hermione enters their little compartment just as Ron is trying to perform a bogus spell on his rat Scabbers. Once he fails, she asks if they have seen Neville's toad. THEY HAVE NOT.
*Hermione makes sure to tell them before she leaves that she has practically memorized all her school books (which I'm jealous of, I wish I got my books before school started so I could study them.).
*After she leaves, the pale boy Harry met in Madame Malkins appears and introduces himself as Draco Malfoy. He then insults Ron and his family before asking if Harry really is THE FAMOUS HARRY POTTER!!!
*Draco then warns Harry on making friends with the right sort of people. Harry and Ron want to kick their evil butts but then Hermione comes it (after Scabbers bites Goyle's knuckle).
*Ron tells Harry that Draco's dad had gone to the Dark Side.
*The train stops and they get off. Hagrid escorts all the first years across the lake, which is stupid because then they could get all wet and die of pneumonia and Hogwarts will get sued. I mean c'mon.
*Once they cross the lake and get to Hogwarts Neville finds his toad in a boat.
Chapter Seven The Sorting Hat
*The door of Hogwarts opens and Professor McGonagall greets them and takes them into a very large entrance hall.
*She explains the four houses: Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Each person will be sorted into a house and live with those people for their entire schooling (each of their seven years). They will be able to earn house points or lose them. At the end of the year the house with the most points will win the House Cup.
*Now they are lead into the Great Hall. In the middle of the stage there is a dirty, patched hat on a stool. Each student must go up, put the hat on, then the hat will tell them which house the belong in.
*To make a long song and story short, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Seamus, Dean all got into Gryffindor. Draco and his cronies, Goyle and Crabbe, along with Millicent and Pansy go into Slytherin. Justin Finch-Fletchly goes into Hufflepuff, and no important characters go into Ravenclaw at this point.
*The rest of the Weasley's, except Ron's little sister Ginny, are in Gryffindor.
*And of course, since Harry Potter's name is called everyone whispers like the stupid, inconsiderate whores they are, but at least Gryffindor claps really hard when Harry gets in. (Although the hat almost sorted Harry into Slytherin.)
*Once everyone is sorted food appears magically after Dumbledore gives a speech and warns them to stay out of the third floor corridor.
*They meet their house ghost, for Gryffindor, named Sir Nicolas de Mimsy Porpington. Hufflepuff's ghost the the Friar, Ravenclaw's is the Grey Lady, and Slytherin has the Bloody Baron.
*During dinner Harry gets a sharp pain to his forehead and doesn't know why. He only knows he got it when he looked at Professor Snape (who is always after the Defense Against the Dark Arts post but is always the Potions teacher).
*After dinner is done, they are heading back and Peeves the Poltergeist decides to mimic Eaterface and drops sticks on everyone's head because he is a bast*rd.
*Percy leads Gryffindor to their dormitory (he is a prefect) and they give a password to the Fat Lady, who opens to reveal a portal that leads to their common room.
*Harry has an odd dream of Quirrell's turban talking to him and telling him to go Slytherin. He was wearing the turban and it was getting tighter and tighter.
Chapter Eight The Potions Master
*Harry gets pointed and whispered at the whole day but at least he has Ron to keep him company.
*Harry and Ron had a hard time finding classes and Argus Filch, the caretaker, and his psycho cat, Mrs. Norris (what kind of name is that? It's like is friggin' wife.) keep popping up out of all these different secret passages.
*Gryffindor had these classes: Astronomy, Herbology with Professor Sprout (Hufflepuff's head of house), History of Magic with Professor Binns, Charms with Professor Flitwick, Transfiguration with Professor McGonagall (Gryffindor's head of house), Defense Against the Dark Arts with Professor Quirrell, Double Potions with Professor Snape (they also had this with Slytherin), and Flying with Madame Hooch.
*During lunch Hagrid sent Harry a note with an owl asking to meet him on Friday afternoon.
*After lunch they had Potions and Snape grilled Harry on a bunch of crap only Hermione knew anyways. This is how everyone figured that Snape hated Harry. Plus he took away a crapload of points for stupid things and blamed them on Harry, despite Harry having nothing to do with them.
*They go and visit Hagrid on Friday in his little hut by the forest. On his table is the Daily Prophet (the wizarding newspaper) and it talks about the Gringotts Break-in. It happened on July 31, the same day Harry and Hagrid went. It also said, "the vault that ws searched had in fact been emptied earlier that same day." Hmmm, Hagrid had taken the only item that was in vault 713.
Chapter Nine The Midnight Duel
*Harry contines to hate Malfoy, more and more. Plus he now had to take Flying with Slytherin.
*Neville's grandma sends him a Remembrall which turns scarlet when he forgets something.
*The school brooms suck for the most part and Neville of course, has bad luck. He gets on his broom and the broom just rises and rises. He slips sideways off the broom and falls. What I don't get is how he falls from so high up and only breaks his wrist. WTF? But anyways, Madame Hooch tells them to stay on the ground while she takes him to the nurse, Madam Pomfrey.
*Neville leaves him Remembrall behind and Malfoy, being an enormous git, snatches it up. He flys over throwing the ball and catching it.
*Harry, because he has that I HAVE TO BE A HERO complex, rises and challenges Malfoy to give it back. Malfoy throws it as far and hard as he can and thinks Harry can't catch it. Harry does catch it and McGonagall sees.
*She marches outside and tells Harry to follow her. Harry thinks he's in major trouble.
*She leads him to a classroom and asks for Wood to come out. Oliver Wood, major super awesome sexy hottie, comes out and come to find out, HE'S THE GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH CAPTAIN!!!
*Harry becomes the new Gryffindor seeker for the team. The youngest one in a century.
*Harry finds out that his father had been on the quidditch team for Gryffindor.
*Malfoy and his homo anal friends, Goyle and Crabbe, come up to Harry and challenge him to a wizards duel. Ron becomes Harry's second (in case he dies, even though neither one knows much magic) and Crabbe is Malfoy's second. They are to meet in the trophy room at midnight.
*Hermione overhears and tells Harry and Ron not to go, but of course they don't listen.
*Ron and Harry leave a few minutes before midnight and are bombarded by Hermione, who ends up coming with them.
*They find Neville sleeping outside of the portrait so HE ends up going with them also.
*They tentively look into the Trophy Room and see Filch looking for students and they find out that Malfoy set them up. They run away as soon as Filch notices them.
*As they are running Peeves comes out and starts yelling so they all duck into the nearest corridor.
*The slam the door shut and run to the end of this new corridor and open that door. Although it had a lock, Hermione uses the ALOHAMORA spell.
*They were now in a room with a three-headed dog. It was the forbidden corridor.
*Luckily they got out safely and got back to their dormitory. First Hermione was cross at them and snapped at them about how they didn't notice the dog was standing on a trapdoor. It was guarding something.
*Harry was pretty sure it was guarding whatever was in vault 713.
Chapter Ten Halloween
*Malfoy was very mad to find out that Harry and Ron had not gotten into trouble.
*Harry tells Ron about the package. Hermione refused to speak to Ron or Harry.
*At breakfast Harry received a package that is mysteriously shaped like a BROOM STICK. There is a note on it from McGonagall that says not to open it in public.
*Malfoy tries to tell on Harry, but the teachers already know. Harry opens it upstairs to find its the newest model, the Nimbus Two Thousand.
*Harry was then to meet Oliver in the quidditch field at 11 for training. I'm going to skip all the rules and just say that Harry is suppose to catch the Golden Snitch, worth 150 points and ends the game. The other balls are called Bludgers (two of them trying to knock people off brooms) and a Quaffle which is throw through the 3 goal posts at either end for 10 points.
*In charms they are to learn "Wingardium Leviosa", which will lift something into the air. Only Hermione is able to master it, which gets Ron mad because she corrected him. So he told her that she should do it because he didn't expect her too.
*Once Charms was over, Ron is making fun of Hermione, and Hermione overhears him and starts hurrying off crying.
*At the Halloween dinner that night Quirrell rushes in blabbering about a troll in the dungeon.
*Dumbledore orders the Prefects to lead their houses to their dormitory and stay there. But Hermione wasn't present at the dinner.
*They are heading out when Harry realizes Hermione is gone and wants to go get her. Ron doesn't. (Hmmm, O'Henry, sounds like Harry and Hermione are good for each other. . . .). They hear that she is in the girl's bathroom down the corridor.
*They quickly slip away and head to get her and notice Snape is not going to search with the rest of the teachers, he is heading another way.
*Hermione was crying in the bathroom when the troll came in. She didn't know what to do.
*Ron yelled insults trying to distract it and Harry yelled for Hermione to run.
*The troll grabbed Harry and Ron used "Wingardium Leviosa" to knock the troll out with it's own club.
*McGonagall heard the racket and came it. She was a little mad. Hermione took all the blame and Harry and Ron look at her in a new way.
*McGonagall gives Harry and Ron each five points, but takes away five points due to Hermione.
*They went back to the common room, not as enemies, but as friends. Awww, how cute.
Chapter Eleven Quidditch
*Quidditch season had begun and Gryffindors first match ws against Slytherin. If they won Gryffindor would move into second place for the house cup.
*Ron and Harry noticed that Snape was limping when he walked.
*Snape saw that Harry had the book Quidditch Through the Ages outside of the school and confiscated it.
*Harry went back to his dungeon classroom to get the book back when he overheard Snape telling Filch how it was hard to keep your eyes on all three heads at once. That could only mean Fluffy! He peeked in and saw that Filch was helping Snape bandage his wounded leg.
*With the help of Ron, they deduce that Snape let the troll into the school on Halloween to distract everyone, then tried to get past Fluffy to get to the trapdoor to STEAL WHATEVER IS IN THE TRAPDOOR!!! OMG!!!
*Harry and Ron tell Harry's lover, Hermione, what the figured out and Hermione sticks up for Snape saying that while he is super evil, he wouldn't steal something Dumbledore wanted safe.
*The next morning was the first quidditch match and Harry wasn't very hungry because of all the little butterflies in his tummy tum tum.
*During the match Harry's broom started acting like a wild bronco, which is crazy, and tries to buck him off.
*Hermione was using binoculars to watch the match and noticed that Snape was staring at Harry and muttering words.
*So Hermione runs under the bleachers and lights Snape's robes on fire. This makes a big commotion and everyone starts jumping around and not paying attention to the game.
*Harry gets control again and starts heading straight toward the ground and catches the snitch, well really he practically swallows it, but whatever, minor details.
*After the match Harry, Ron, and Hermione all go to Hagrid's house. This is where the tell Hagrid that Snape is trying to steal whatever Fluffy is guarding. Hagrid says that is RUBBISH, as those crazy Brits are known to say.
*They keep badgering Hagrid until he tells them that whatever Fluffy is guarding is between Dumbledore and a character known as Nicolas Flamel.
*Then Harry has to make an arse out of himself and go, "Aha! So there's someone called Nicolas Flamel involved?" Or something to that effect. Needless to say, Hagrid wanted to kill Harry, so he does. Just kidding. But how funny would that be???
Chapeter Twelve The Mirror of Erised
*It is now Christmas time and it's very snowy outside. Snowy like Harry's owl, how coincidental is that?
*Harry is not going home for the holidays, but who would blame him, the Dursley's suck more than Eaterface. So somehow Draco finds out and makes snide comments but who cares. He's only there for looks anyways.
*But good thing, Ron was staying because his parents were visiting his brother Charlie who studies dragons in Romania.
*The entire Great Hall is decorated in the coolest Christmas decorations this side of Hogwarts. HAHAHAHAHAHA, that is some quality humor.
*Hermione is going home for the holiday and she tells Ron and Harry to find out about Nicolas Flamel or she will not go out with Harry anymore.
*Harry and Ron do a little searching, but come up with nothing, so instead the play wizard chess.
*On Christmas morning, Harry and Ron wake up to a little pile of presents each. Ron's mom made him and Harry sweaters and chocolate, but the most important present is the one doesn't have who it's from on it. It is an invisibility cloak and only a note says that his father left it for Harry and to USE IT WELL.
*That night they had a fantastic feast with wizarding party favors which are like human party favors except cool and magical.
*That night, tempation is too much, and Harry decides to use his invisibility cloak . He roams around to the restricted section of the library to find something on Nicolas Flamel.
*In the library he picks a book and opens it. Of course, what crappy luck, he gets the book that screams like crazy so Filch hears it and tries to find him.
*Harry runs and goes into the first open door he finds.
*He goes into an empty classroom that has draped desks and chairs but also a mirror with this engraved on him: Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi. (hint, read that backwards).
*He stands in front of the mirror and what is reflected is him, but also many others who come to find out, is his family. But he was tired and no matter how much he wanted to stand there, he had to go back to bed.
*He tells Ron the next day and Ron wants to go that night.
*That night he takes Ron and Ron stands in front of the mirror. Harry thinks Ron will see Harry's family but Ron sees himself wearing a Head Boy badge and the Quidditch Cup. He is also the quidditch captain.
*Mrs. Norris pokes her ugly little face in and Ron and Harry head back to their dorm.
*The next day Harry doesn't want to do anything until that night when he goes back to the mirror.
*He is in front of the mirror again when he hears a voice. He gets scared, duh who wouldn't, and turns around to see Dumbledore. Dumbledore tells him that he is looking at the Mirror of Erised, which shows your deepest desires.
*Dumbledore also tells Harry he has seen him come here for the past three nights and that he doesn't need a cloak to be invisible. He also tells Harry that the Mirror is going to be moved the next day and warns him not to look for it. Many men have wasted their lives staring in front of it.
Chapter Thirteen Nicolas Flamel
*Harry starts having nightmares of a flash of green and his parents disappearing while in the background it a scary, cold laughter.
*They had mostly forgotten Flamel especially Harry because Wood was making them work very hard every quidditch practice because they were so close to the lead.
*During their next practice Wood lets them know the Snape is referring the next match so they had better be on their best behavior. Harry tells Ron and Hermione and they freak out because like I said, Snape is EVIL.
*They try to think of ways that Harry won't have to play but they soon give up and go back to working.
*Suddenly Harry gasps. He is looking at his Famous Wizard card of Dumbledore when he realizes that Nicolas Flamel is mentioned as working with Dumbledore on alchemy.
*Then Hermione remembers reading something like that in a book she was reading. She finds the passage it was in and they all figure out that Nicolas Flamel is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's Stone! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
*Hermione reads to them that the Sorcerer's Stone turns anything into gold and makes the elixir of life so that the drinker is immortal.
*The quidditch match that Snape was referring drew everyone out, even Dumbledore. Of course it was a quick victory when Harry caught the snitch in the first five mnutes of the match.
*Harry stayed to celebrate a little and then waited for everyone to leave. Then he walked to the broom shed to put his broom away.
*As he approached it he noticed a hooded figure heading toward the woods with Snape quickly and quietly following him.
*Harry, being the insatiable little bum, gets on his broom and flys over the woods. He spots Snape threatening Quirrel saying that wanted to keep this meeting private and that he knows Quirrell is trying to get past Fluffy.
*Quirrell denies all of this in his stuttering little voice and Snape proceeds to tell Quirrell he doesn't want to have him as an enemy.
*Harry hurries back and pulls Hermione and Ron aside from the celebration to tell them what he saw. They figure out the stone will only be safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape.
Chapter Fourteen Nobert the Norwegian Ridgeback
*But Quirrell was braver than the three amigos thought because the stone still seemed to be safe.
*It was nearing exams and the teachers were piling more and more homework on them.
*Harry, Ron, and Hermione were studying and doing homework in the library when they saw Hagrid walk in. Hagrid thought they were searching for more on Nicolas Flamel, but they told him they already knew about the sorcerer's stone. Hagrid about pooped in his moleskin panties.
*Hagrid leaves, suspiciously holding something behind his back. Ron goes to look what section Hagrid was in and he was in one about dragons.
*Harry tells them about how Hagrid has always wanted a dragon. . .
*Later the three amigos go to visit Hagrid and find his hut is unbearably hot. They ask Hagrid what is guarding the stone other than Fluffy but Hagrid didn't know.
*Hermione decided to try and flatter Hagrid and of course, Hagrid never got any compliments because he is big and scary looking, so he spilled the beans.
*Hagrid tells them Dumbledore borrowed Fluffy for protect it and other teachers, Sprout, Flitwick, McGonagall, Quirrell, and Snape all had their own enchantments on it.
*Hagrid tried to tell them that Snape is PROTECTING the stone but they figured that Snape could get past all the other spells except for Quirrell's. Hagrid tells them that no one knows how to get past Fluffy except him and Dumbledore.
*Ron seems to notice why the room is so hot. Hagrid has a dragon's egg, a Norwegian Ridgeback, in a pot boiling so it will hatch.
*One morning Hedwig brought Harry a note from Hagrid saying that the egg was hatching.
*During their break they all ran to his hut to watch it hatch. It had just hatched when Hagrid noticed someone looking in the window. It was Malfoy.
*They know they must get the dragon, now named Norbert, away. Ron writes to his brother Charlie to see if he can take it.
*Charlie writes back and tells them to meet him at the tallest tower at midnight so they can take him while it's still dark.
*Harry, Ron, and Hermione went to tell Hagrid the good news and Ron was bitten by Norbert. Soon his hand was swollen and he had to get something done for it. They took him to Madam Pomphrey.
*That night Harry and Hermione (not Ron because Hermione wanted time alone with Harry because they are lovers. . . . hahahahaha) using the invisibility cloak, go to Hagrid's hut and pick up Norbert in a box.
*They drape the invisibility cloak over the box and head up the stairs. Once in the tower the noticed a movement. It was McGonagall and she had just caught Malfoy out of bed. He had got the letter somehow and knew they would be here.
*He tries to tell McGonagall that Harry was coming up there with a dragon but of course she didn't believe him.
*They were able to meet Charlie's friends and the mission was a success.
*Harry and Hermione went back towards their dormitory when Filch caught them. They had left the cloak in the tower.
Chapter Fifteen The Forbidden Forest
*Filch took them to McGonagall's study. They waited for her. When she appeared, she had Neville with her.
*When Neville saw Harry he told Harry he was trying to look for him because Malfoy was telling everyone he would catch you because you had a dragon.
*McGonagall thinks that Harry came up with the dragon story to get Malfoy up there so he would get in trouble and Neville happened to hear. Harry doesn't deny or accept that as the truth.
*McGonagall takes 50 points from Harry, Hermione, and Neville. Now Gryffindor was in last place. Plus they got detention.
*Everyone in Gryffindor hated Harry, Neville, and Hermione for losing all those points.
*A week later Harry was coming back from the library when he heard Quirrell sobbing and saying not to do that again and the ran from his classroom crying.
*He tells Ron and Hermione and they figure that Snape finally got through to him.
*The next morning Harry, Hermione and Neville got a note that detention would take place at 11 o'clock. They were to meet Filch in the entrace hall.
*They met Filch that night and found out they were to serve their detention with Hagrid. He took them to the Forbidden Forest. Draco protested but had to go.
*Hagrid told them they were going to look for a unicorn that was hurt because he had found silver unicorn blood lately.
*If someone were to drink unicorn blood they would live, even if on the very verge of death, but they would live a cursed life.
*They split into two groups: Harry, Hermione, and Hagrid (hahahaha, all H's) and then Neville, Draco, and Fang (Hagrid's dog).
*They all followed Hagrid into the woods when he heard a weird noise. It turns out it was a centaur named Ronan.
*Hagrid asks if he had noticed something odd lately and all he says is that Mars is bright tonight.
*Then a second centaur comes out, this one is named Bane, and he also says that Mars is bright.
*Deeper they go when Hagrid sees flashes of red, which mean that the other group is in trouble.
*Hagrid finds out that Draco grabbed Neville to scare him and he succeeded. Hagrid then tells Harry to go with Draco and Neville will go with him.
*Harry and Draco head off and soon see splashes of unicorn blood. They follow it and find a unicorn, dead. Out of the shadows, a hooded figure comes forward and starts to drink the blood.
*Malfoy screamed and him and Fang ran. The thing charged at Harry and caused a pain in his head. He fell and when he finally looked up the thing was gone and in it's place was a centaur.
*This centaur is Firenze and hints that Voldemort may be the only person who had nothing to loose, so he may drink the unicorn blood.
*Firenze carries Harry back to Hagrid but first Ronan and Bane see him. Bane is angry that Firenze is letting humans know things they aren't suppose too.
*They all get back safely and Harry and Hermione find Ron asleep in a chair. They wake him up and tell him everything they learned tonight.
*Harry is convinced that Voldemort wants Snape to get him the stone and Voldemort is waiting in the forest.
*They continued talking and the sky was turning light before they went back to bed.
*When Harry pulled back his covers there was the cloak folded with a note saying Just in case.
Chapter Sixteen Through the Trapdoor
*Everyone at Hogwarts had exams in the sweltering heat.
*Harry kept having the old nightmare except now a hooded figure dripping with blood.
*Harry's forehead kept having odd sharp pains and Harry was confused at to what it could mean.
*Hermoine kept convincing Harry that nothing could happen to the stone while Dumbledore was here but Harry still worried, even though no one knew how to get passed Fluffy except for Dumbledore and Hagrid.. . . .
*Harry ran towards Hagrid's hut with Ron and Hermione hot on his heels. He tells them that it's odd that Hagrid has always wanted a dragon and all of a sudden a stranger shows up with one. They don't get it at first.
*Harry bombards Hagrid with questions such as what the stranger looked like who had the egg. Hagrid says he didn't know because he had a hood on the whole time.
*Harry is now worried even though Hagrid says that many odd people come down to the pub in the village.
*Through Harry's questions Hagrid also reveals that they talked about Hogwarts and he mentioned Fluffy. The stranger was interested in Fluffy so Hagrid told him that he needn't worry because all you had to do was play a little music and Fluffy would fall asleep.
*As soon as that leaves his mouth he knows he shouldn't have said that.
*Harry, Ron, and Hemione run to the entrance hall and need to tell Dumbledore all that they knew.
*They are greeted by McGonagall though who tells them that Dumbledore had to go to the Ministry of Magic in London at once. She asked them why they needed him.
*Harry tells them it's about the Sorcerer's Stone and that someone might try and take it. She dismisses this right away and tells him to leave that matter alone.
*The three amigos now know that it was very CONVIENENT that Dumbledore was summoned now. They figure that Snape is now going to make his move.
*Harry plans that they can use the invisibility cloak to try and twart Snape's plans.
*That night after dinner they wait in the common room until everyone is in bed. Then they pull out the cloak and the flute that Hagrid had whittled Harry for Christmas.
*They were about to put on the cloak when Neville appeared and tried to stop them so they wouldn't lose anymore points. Hermione had to use the PETRIFICUS TOTALUS so he became rigid and couldn't stop them.
*Everything was going smoothly until they came across Peeves and he heard them. Peeves was wondering aloud whether to call Filch or not with Harry had a great idea. He imited the Bloody Baron's voice (the only thing Peeves is afraid of) and told him to stay away from that area of the school the rest of the nigh. Of course Peeves agreed.
*They headed toward the corridor and into the door with Fluffy. The dog didn't see them because they still had to the cloak on. At the dog's feet there lay a harp, they were already too late. Harry played the flute.
*Ron, Harry, and Hermione quickly went throught the trapdoor. They all fell onto something soft but as they tried to get up, vines came and started wrapping around them.
*Hermione, of course knew everything, and figured it was the Devi's Snare. If they would only stay still it would let them go.
*They all dropped onto ground beneath except Ron so Hermione had to create a bright light and then Ron came with them.
*They head to the end of that passageway into a brightly lit chamber with many little keys with wings. On the other side is a wooden door.
*They head to the door but nothing happens, even with Hermione used the ALOHAMORA spell.
*A little away from the door is a broomsticks. They must catch the right key. Ron looks at the lock on the door, the key must be big and old-fashioned, and probably silver.
*As they soar they spot it and all head toward it until it is trapped and Harry can grab it.
*They open the door and head into the next room. This room has a gigantic chessboard and they must play their way across. Each one takes place of one of the chessmen.
*They take the places of three black pieces and since Ron is the best at chess he takes charge. They ultimately win the game but not until Ron sacrifices himself and is violently thrown and is unconscious.
*Harry and Hermione (see, they are together again, and alone) reluctantly leave Ron and go into the next room. Once in there is a black flame barring them from leaving and another flame barring them from going on.
*In this room there is a table with different sized bottles with different amounts and colors of liquid. Next to the bottles is a riddle that tells them which drink will let them go into the next room and which will let them leave.
*Hermione figures it out and goes back to take care of Ron and Harry goes on.
Chapter Seventeen The Man with Two Faces
*Once in the next room there is another person there. It's Quirrell.
*Harry is very surprised and admits he thought it was Snape. Quirrel drops his stutter and smiles evily knowing that Snape is the natural choice next to poor stuttering Professor Quirrell.
*Harry says that Snape tried to kill him but Quirrell says it was him but Hermione knocked him over. Snape was muttering the countercurse.
*Quirrel muttered a spell and ropes came out and bound Harry. He then tells Harry he let the troll in also to get passed the dog but Snape figured it out and followed him.
*Quirrell then turns and looks into the Mirror, the Mirror of Erised, which is the key to finding the stone. But he can't figure out what to do.
*A chilling voice emits from Quirrell's turban telling him to use the boy.
*Harry is brought in front of the mirror. Harry sees himself holding the stone and then dropping it into his pocket and then something heavy fell into his pocket. Somehow he had gotten the stone from the mirror.
*Quirrell demands to hear what Harry sees. Harry lies and tells him that he sees the himself shaking hands with Dumbledore because he's won the house cup for Gryffindor. Quirrell only sees himself giving the stone to his master, Voldemort.
*The voice tells Quirrell that Harry is lying then tells Quirrel he wants to speak to Harry face to face.
*Quirrell unwinds his turban and on the back of his head is another face, the face of Voldemort. Voldemort knows that Harry has the stone in his pocket. He tries to tell Harry that he can bring his parents back and give him power.
*Harry won't listen and Voldemort tells Quirrell to get him. But everytime that he touches Harry, his skin blisters. Harry feels searing pain through his scar. Voldemort yells to kill Harry but Quirrell can't, then Harry falls and everything goes black.
*Something was glittering in front of Harry, it was the snitch! He tried to get it but couldn't lift his arms.
*He blinked a few times and saw that it was Dumbledore and not the snitch. Dumbledore smiled at Harry and Harry started spurting out what had happened with the stone and Quirrell and Voldemort.
*Dumbledore already knew and the pointed out a large pile of gifts and candy from his friends at Hogwarts.
*Harry finds out he has been in the hospital wing for three days and Ron and Hermione had visited and been very anxious over his recovery. He asked if Quirrell got the stone.
*Turns out that Quirrell did get the stone but Dumbledore was able to stop him just in time. Now the stone is destroyed and Nicolas and his wife have enough Elixir of Life to finish their business, then they will die.
*Dumbledore then tells him that Voldemort is not dead because he was never really alive to be killed but Quirrell did die.
*Harry asks why Voldemort would still try and kill Harry but Dumbledore says he can't tell him right now, maybe when he's older. SO Harry asks why Quirrell couldn't touch him.
*Dumbledore says that since his mother died to save him her love left a mark on Harry and Voldemort cannot understand love. "It was agony to touch a person marked by something so good."
*Then Harry asked who sent the invisibility cloak and Dumbledore says he sent it, his father left it in his possession because he use to steal food from that kitchen and sneak around and be mischevious.
*Harry's one last question is when Quirrell told Harry that Snape hated him because he hated his father. Snape hated Harry's father because Harry's father saved his life now he was trying to repay that by saving Harry's life during the quidditch match.
*But Harry had lied before and he had one last question, for shizzle now, and asked how he got the stone.
*Dumbledore tells him that the mirror gave him the stone because he only wanted to find the stone and not to use it. Dumbledore was able to use this to protect the stone.
*Ron and Hermione then came in and Harry told them everything about the stone and that Nicolas and his wife were just going to die.
*Hermione tells Harry that she got Ron back alright when Dumbledore came and said, "Harry's gone after him, hasn't he?"
*They all wonder why Dumbledore sent him the cloak, possibly because he wanted Harry to go after him to just give him a chance, it wasn't an accident that he let Harry visit the mirror those few times.
*Ron tells him that Slytherin won the House Cup, then Madam Pomfrey made them leave and Harry fell asleep.
*The next day Hagrid came to visit Harry and started crying saying that it was his fault because he told Quirrell how to get past and everything. But Harry forgives him. Then Hagrid gave him a present: a leather covered book filled with pictures of his parents. Harry treasured this gift more than anything.
*That night at the feast their were Slytherin colors and flags everywhere.
*Dumbledore got up to make a speech, he announced that Slytherin was the winners but then said due to recent events there were more points to be awarded.
*Dumbledore gave Ron 50 points for the best game of chess Hogwarts had seen in many years, Hermione got 50 points for figuring out the puzzle, Harry got 60 points for his pure courage and bravery, and Neville was awarded ten points because it is hard to stand up to your enemies but even harder to stand up to your friends.
*Gryffindor was now in the lead by 10 points, all the Slyterin banners were changed to Gryffindor ones.
*Harry, Hermione, and Ron all got their exam grades and all passed.
*Now it was time to leave and they and every student was given a slip forbidding them to use magic over the summer.
*They got on the train and went back to the station. Once back at Kings Cross station Harry met Mrs. Weasley and Ginny again and said good bye to all of his friends. The Dursley's were there to pick him up.
THE END
