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My Interwiew with Ron Weasley by Willy |
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First of all, Ron is my favorite character. And he's really hot. I love the long hair. Now onto the interview. Thank you and please poop in the ocean. By the way, I'm a girl. Not a guy. OK READ ON! |
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Pictures of Ron Weasley (real, not Legos) |
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Hello Ron. Thank you for coming to this interview and missing Potions. I'm sorry I had to make you miss such an important, wonderful class. |
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No problem Willy. I love doing interviews. Especially when I'm being interviewed by someone as friggin clam and sexy as you. Besides, I hate Snape. He reminds me of this person who has this thing on her face and it looks like it's eating her face. |
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Why thank you for that wonderful and exactly true compliment. My first question is, do you having feelings other than friendship towards Hermione? |
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I'm guessing this is from the second year, I don't know for sure though. He has dimple on his right cheek. How cute. He also has dimple on his right butt cheek. . . . . . |
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Me! Feelings toward Hermione!??! No way. That's Harry. He's the one she's always fawning over. I mean c'mon, he was the one who wanted to save her from that mountain troll back in year 1. I would've rathered left her to die. Plus we only got 5 measly House Points for that. |
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I thought it was Harry who was going to hook up with Hermione but my friend, O'Henry, kept insisting it was you with Hermione. Well thanks for clearing up that potential World War fiasco. Could you describe someone that could catch you eye, romantically speaking? |
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I think this is a picture from his first year at Hogwarts. He really is very cute. Although it looks like he has no eyes here. |
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Hmmm, my perfect girl. Well, first off she would have dark brown, NOT BLACK, hair. She would have beautiful dark brown eyes. Her skin would be slightly tan that way I know she won't have skin cancer. She would also read a lot and write essays for fun. She would be interviewing me in an adorable yellow skirt. |
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*Blushes* (hahahahahaha) Oh my, if I didn't know better, I would think you were talking about me. So, I've heard that you were going to cut your hair? Before you do, if you do, let me tell you that you look super hot with it long. |
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I have no clue why, but I really like this picture. He looks so weird and not very attractive at all but I don't know. This is such a great picture. |
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If I didn't know any better, I would think you were hitting on me. I was thinking of cutting my hair actually but since you like it so much, and I like you so much, I think I'll leave it long. |
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I like you a lot too. I mean I really, really like you. I should not being saying this, this isn't professional at all! But I'm going to ask you one more question. Would like to come over to my house when this is over? |
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Ha! Ron made out of beads!!11! |
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Oh yes, I would love to come over. That would be fantastic. You know what? I think I'm in love with you. Since you first introduced yourself I fell in love. Man, and to think I never believed in that love at first sight crap. Well, now I do. I love you Willy. |
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I love you too Ron. I can't wait for this to be over. Oh, never mind, I'm in charge. It's over now. I love you! TAKE ME RON! TAKE ME TO YOUR BED IN HOGWARTS! TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME |
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How cute are these guys dressed up like Ron and Harry! They are so adorable! Thanks Google!!! |
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That is the end. From that point on the tape recorder only picks up muffled sounds. Sounds such as moans, groans, and heavy breathing. We have concluded they both had heart attacks. Do you know? |
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