Traitor or....not?
Peter Pettigrew aka Wormtail
By: O'Henry
O'Henry's Notes: As many of you think, Peter Pettigrew, is a lying, betraying, rat (literally). And some of you may hate his guts. But this interview may change your mind. You will see Peter in a completely diffterent light than he has ever been shown, and your opinion of him, may be altered forever. Thank you and please poop in the ocean.
(watches Peter as his watery eyes dart from side to side in the dark room.)
Peter, it is alright, I got permission from Voldemort to interview you. Don't be frightened, I am not here to hurt you.(Peter nods, so O'Henry continues with interview) Well, Peter, I understand that you were a rat for about 12 years. It may look easy to some, but was it tough on your poor, gentle soul?
O
(speaks in an unusually sqeaky voice) Well-well yes, yes it was very hard. I had to sleep in sewers and eat trash. But then I did have a very good family and they took care of me. I thought I was happy until I returned to my master and then I realized I was happiest by his side.
W
Also, it must have been very hard to choose sides. I mean, Lord Voldemort was taking over, and you, little Peter had a choice to make. Do you still think you made the right choice?
O
(eye twitches slightly) Oh yes-yes I know I picked the right one. I mean if I had choosen to remain faithful to my so-called friends I wouldn't have turned out like this! I mean look at me! (gives a big smile)
(now O'Henry's eye twitches) Mmm, yes ok, (looks down at notes) what i would like to ask next is..(Peter and O'Henry's heads jerk towards the door as fast moving foot steps approach) Peter! Get down! (pulls Peter down to the ground and they hide behind a desk. Peter smiles at O'Henry and rubs his foot against hers) Hey!(she smacks it off with her notepad,then the door opens and two pairs of feet enter)
O
O'Henry's Notes: At this point, I had no idea what was going on. It had better be something good, Peter kept giving me pedophile vibes. But then I heard two very familiar voices.....
(closes door)Ron! What are you doing? Why did you pull me away from everyone? I thought you didn't want to be alone with me.
H
Hermione, look, I had to get you away from everyone. Everything has been so crazy, I haven't been able to tell you this but....I love you.
R
H
(can't speak for a few seconds) But-but that interview you had with Willy, I thought you hated me! I expressed my feeling for you and you said you wished I was dead! And you slept with her!
I have reasons for that! The threat of you-know-who is getting so strong and having Lucius Malfoy as one of the Death Eaters, and seeing how he hates my dad, I thought he might do anything to hurt our family, or the ones we love. And I had to sleep with Willy because I thought she was a spy for you-know-who. Well, it turned out I was wrong. I'm so sorry, Hermione! Please forgive me! I love you so much!
R
Oh, Ron! I love you too! (O'Henry sees their feet move closer together, apparantly, they are hugging or kissing, this goes on for another 25 minutes) C'mon, lets go tell Harry, I bet he'll be pleased! (Their feet leave the room and the door shuts behind them)
H
(Stands up) Well, I guess it's back to our little interview we had going on then?
W
Hell no! I'm going after them and getting a real interview, instead of this crap! And I'm getting my 3 dollars from Willy! (runs out of room with notepad in hand)
O
O'Henry's Notes: Wow, this was definently my most revealing interview yet! Even though I stumbled upon it, whatever! I did catch up to Ron and Hermione, but they had reached Harry first. All three jumped up and down and waved their wands in the air, I did not want to disturb this wizard ritual-thingy. So I kept on walking and found Willy who looked rather frazzled(probably up in Mcgonagalls office again) and I had to wrestle her down to finally get me three dollars. Thank you and please poop in the ocean.
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