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Interview with Oliver Wood by Willy |
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Oliver Wood is the hottest guy in Hogwarts. He is my favorite to look at (don't get his mixed up with Ron, he's my favorite character who also happens to be hot). Man, plus that Scottish accent is just way hot. I would do him. Thank you and please poop in the ocean. |
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Pictures of Oliver Wood my fiance |
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Hello Oliver Wood. Sorry to interrupt you in the middle of your quidditch practice, but I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions. |
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Oh, don't even worry about it. Our team is so good we only hold practice so we can talk and stuff. Anyways, I would love being interrupted by you any time. |
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How very, very cute and very, very serious does he look here! I like to call this his bedroom face; all determined and lovable. mmm |
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Ha, I wish I could interrupt you any time. But I was wondering if you had any doubts when you let Harry fly in his first quidditch game? Were a little nervous he would forget what to do? |
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Nah, I wasn't nervous in the least bit. I had seen him do so well in practice. He did scare me a little when I saw the look on his face after I told him I blacked out at my first game. Which is funny because I didn't. I just wanted to scare him a little. But, yeah, quidditch just comes naturally to him, just like I come naturally to you. . . . . . |
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I feel the same toward you. But we can talk more about that when the interviews over. Were you angry that they held the Triwizard Tournament the year after you left? Would you have liked to compete in that? |
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I was actually more angry that they put off quidditch for that stupid contest. I felt bad for all the first years who didn't get to experience quidditch. I love quidditch almost as much as I now love you. |
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*Almost pees in panties!!!* Thank you so much Oliver. I was hoping that you would love me back. I was so scared that you would not share my feelings of lovely love. But alas, dearest Oliver, you do. A few more questions and then we're done. Do you have your own place? |
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Yes, bunny wunny, I have my own place. Only one bed though, so hypothetically, say if you were to sleep over, you would have to share my bed. Which I wouldn't mind in the least bit. |
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Ohhh, that is hot. OK, well hypothetically if you only had one towel and the next day after I hypothetically slept over, we would hypothetically have to take a shower together, right? |
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OK, I take it back, he does take a bad picture. Well, if this is bad for him then we all know how awesome good wll look. I guess he's staring at the sun while trying to |
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You are really the smartest, most coy girl I have ever loved. And since you're the only girl I have ever loved, and will ever love, that makes you super special. But yes, we would hypothetically have to take a shower together. Can I ask you a question now? |
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Well you just asked me one, but you can ask me another one if you want. |
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This picture is good because of the clarity of it. I don't know what else to say. He is hot. Super hot. Plus you get a little shot of Fred, or George, on the right side. |
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Ha, you are also hilarious. I think you are absolutely perfect. What I want to ask you is, well I want to know, if you'll marry me? |
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YES! I WILL MARRY YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!! |
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hot hot hot hot |
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This interview was officially ended here although we have several more tapes of weird animal noises, lots of slapping sounds, and an occasional screech. We have put Willy on several heart medications as this is the second time this has happened. Please pray that her heart condition gets better. Thank you. |
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