| "Nearly headless, How can you be nearly headless?" |
| Nearly Headless Nick By O'Henry |
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| O'Henry's Notes: Yeah, so Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington is a pretty clam character. Except, he cant be clam, so he is just OK. I like the fact that he does not fit in with his fellow ghosts that are completely headless. They are A HOLES. I like him the best out of all of the other house ghosts. OK, so here goes another interview....Thank you and Please poop in the ocean. |
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| WELL WELL ELLO THERE! It is so nice to see you yet again. And not for counseling this time either! It was so nice of you to help me in my time of need when my dearest friends were doing disturbing things with eachother and others. |
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| It is also very nice to see you, O'Henry. I am just so delighted that you have taken the time from your extremely busy schedule from working on the WORD Squad movie to interview me. |
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| ACTUALLY, we haven't been filming for atleast two or three months....I just didn't want to interview a boring person.... |
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| *is speechless* |
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| AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHAAAHAHA HHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA AHAHHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHHAHAHHA HHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHHA HAHHAHAHHA *tears streaming out of eyes* HAHAHHAHHHAHAH AHAHHAHHA HAHHAHAH AHHAHAH. ok i was kidding. back to business. Do you happen to know if Sirius Black is really dead or not? |
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| hmmmmmmmmmm I cannot say. But I think that if the WORD Squad did a seance, he would talk with you guys. |
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| MAYBE we will try that. It sounds pretty clam. So what is it like to be dead? Do you ever miss pooping? Touching your own wang? |
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| Actaully its quite nice. I get to spy on people...like the spy....the don....the spy.....wait a second....shhhhh...(Nick flies through wall)WTF! (He comes back through the wall and sits back down across from O'Henry) I just found The Spy right outside the wall. She was spying for the evil Eaterface. BUT I got Peeves to probe her and then he was gonna take her to Filch's office....................and feed her to the Elves in the kitchen. |
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| WOW, thank you so much Nick, you really saved the day. She has been a little prick on me bum since the first day i asked for answers in class and SHE WOULDNT GIVE THEM TO ME. WHATTA POO SAY. So anyways, I was so angered in the book when that stupid Headless Hunt didn't accept you just cause yo head aint all the way off. |
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| Yes. Indeed. Thank you again for bringing up the trauma. Don't worry one day they will accept me for the man that I am. Then I will become Completely Headless Nick. That would be clam. |
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| Oho! (gives Nick high-five, goes through his hand seeing that he is a ghost (DER)) Nice usuage of CLAM. Hey, I was wondering..........I have always wanted to be headless. Will I be guarranteed a spot in the Headless Hunt? |
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| O'Henry's Notes: 37 minutes later, I was feeling great and dead with no head. WHOA I JUST RHYMED! THAT IS SO CLAM! |
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| (WOW that looks so real doesnt it) |
| O'Henry's Notes: IT IS SO COOL TO BE HEADLESS. Sure my head falls off occasionally and I suffer from back pains and diarrehea but thats the price you pay to look good. So I did make the Headless Hunt....but again Nick was REJECTED. He got really pissed at me and tried to steal my head, but I hexed him. Then it turns out he decided to go all "big time" and rip off the rest of his head...i really dont see how....but anyways he became the stand-in in the movie Sleepy Hollow. What a SELL OUT. MMk I am done with Nick, I hope I never see him again....unless Willy gets in that Mrs. Norris costume again.....ahhhh.....Thank you and Please poop in the ocean. |
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