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| Rod's interview with Mcgonagall i know you have all been waiting for this interview so hope you like it! |
| Well hello MCGONAGALL nice to see you. I would like to start off this interview with a couple of questions about one of your students, Harry Potter. |
| Oh yes, young Mr. Potter. He is one of my favorite students. With out him we would all be slugs in a trolley headin down south..if you know what i mean. Ask whatever you like Rod. It would be my pleasure to answer your questions. |
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| The other day one of our readers asked, "Will Harry become more powerfull than Dumbledore?". What are your thoughts on this? Do you think any wizard could possibly become more powerfull than Dumbledore? |
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| Oh my word, I do believe *suddenly stops talking, gets up and starts looking around the room* did you hear that? It sounds as if someones conney wonkin' like two jerries in a teapot on the Lu. *opens the bathroom door and to her surprise she finds....... |
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| HAGRID SMUGGLIN' THE FUDGEBERRIES IN RYAN GOSLINGS HAPPY HOLLOW!! |
| ELLO PROFESSOR! me and me friend here were just checkin the plumbin' * pulls up his britches, pats his belly, and winks at Ryan* sorry if we were being loud. it was ryans first time to jam the pipes... |
| yeah sorry professor*buckles his pantaloons and walks out of the bathroom bow-legged as if he'd just got back from a 10 hour long horseback ride* hagrid was just showing me how to loosen the old poop shoot....... |
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| Ok boys now if you would please let me and Professor McGonagall finish out interview *watches hagrid and ryan walk out of the room and gags* Never a dull moment at Hogwarts eh. Now please continue Professor... |
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| Oh yes, I believe Harry could very well become a most powerfull wizard *gets cut off by a loud shreiking sound* CAN'T THERE BE PEACE FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE I HAVE MY INTERVIEW! *another shreiking sound followed by a moan and high pitched giggle* What the hell is going on in this castle?!!?!?!?!? |
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| what is that noise?? It sounds like its coming from across the hall. *gets up to investigate this mysterious racket and crosses the hall, opens the door and looks around and to her disgust sees.................. |
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| ELIJAH WOOD RUFFLING BUCKBEAKS FEATHERS WITH HIS WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| OH, hello Rod i was just, ummm. you know errrrrr. *starts petting buckbeak and licking it's beak* helping buckbeak with his ummm he had a stick stuck in his feathers and I was just you know getting out.. |
| BBBBAAAAAAWWWWWKKKK!! |
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| WHOA...umm ok well i'll just let you two get back to whatever you were doing *runs back across the hall, slams the door and sits down* It was just Buckbeak....he had a stick stuck in one of his feathers. |
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| As i was saying, Harry could very possibly be a very powerful wizard but dumbledore * is cut off ONCE MORE by a knock on the door and the whimsical music of a harp and birds chirping* FORGET THIS SHIT I'M OUTTA HERE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!*stands up, transforms into a cat and jumps out the window* |
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| Shit... *gets up and opens the door and guess who it is......................... |
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| LEGOLAS GREENLEAF AND DICK GREENLEAF STANDING THERE!!! |
| hey rod me and legolas were just looking for an empty room to boof in. |
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| hey Dick you guys this room is clear if you want it. I was just leaving. |
| and that concludes the rod and mcgonagall interview! i went a lil easy on dick b/c she is still in shock over the filch incident. |