| Beware of the Brown Eye... and Moody's! by Dick |
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| Pics of Old Blue Eye |
| This picture was taken on the first day Moody was given the honor of being an Auror. |
| This picture was taken after years of hard and careful work of being an Auror. Wow!! Now I can really see why Harry and Ron want to persue this career. Thanks for clearing that up Mad Eye! (Notice that it is a sketch and not a real picture. When one of our camera men tried to take a picture of him, the camera exploded into millions of pieces and shards of glass and metal flew in all directions harming many. Later 3 people had to be flown to the hospital due to injuries caused by this catastrophe. We later decided a sketch would be more than fine. We wouldn't want anymore casualties.) |
| I'm sorry, but does this picture not look like an old mexican woman? In a scary twisted kinda way... I can't be the only one that sees this? |
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| Please notice the colors on this page. They hold more truth and impotance than you could ever know, but what i want you to really see is that they really do hold significance in this interview. I'll give you a little hint: Mexican Flag. Please read on and poop in the ocean (Not to be administrated at the same time). |
| Hello Alastor. I'm glad you agreed to have this interview with me. You seemed very excited on the phone, which is very odd sense thats out of your character to act so joyful and rather cheery. |
| Really, you think so? Am I usually very negative and rather marose? I never really noticed. I think the big change is from my new therapist. He's really great. We do a lot of talking and... *(Dick soon gets really bored and tries to slip out of the room, yet Moody's mystical blue eye has begun to fallow her around the room in a rather hypnotic fashion. She begins to slow her pace and starts to walk back to her seat while Moody continues to talk about his life altering awakening he has been through in the past few months. Before she knows it, Dick has been cast under a spell forced to listen to Moody's every word.)* ... sometimes we rub each others feet and talk about facial hair. Other times we just brush each others hair and watch the Disney channel in his office. He let's me sit on his lap on special days. |
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| Wow.. thats amazing Mad Eye! Please tell me more. *( Sadly she is still not in the right state of mind. This continues for 3 more hours until suddenly Mad Eye begins to talk in street slang...)* |
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| Den' I was like cha homie!!! Ain't nothin but a g-thang! Den' he was like...word yo! *(Instintaniously the spell was broken! Moody had said the secret incantation that set Dick free. What did he say that broke the spell? He said WORD of course. Without even having to call upon her squad, they all heard her mental cry and came running into the room. First came Willy, then Ohenry, and last but certainly not least...Rod!!! They had all cam to her rescue. One by one they cursed Mad eye with there wands! Bam... Pow... Abra Cadabra... Light was flashing everywhere! It was like 4 gerbals fighting in a gay mans ass in there! Thankfully it was soon over and Moody lay motionless on the floor.)* |
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| Thank you WORD squad! I don't know what I would have done without you all! He was boring the hell out of me!!! *(Willy begins to tear up and starts to rub Ohenry's shoulders. Ohenry shakes her head to express that this is not the propper time nor place for that.)* |
| W.O. R. |
| (In unison.) No problem Dick. That's what WORD is for. We are just glad to get to use are wands. That was way clam!!! |
| Together The WORD Squad disposed of Mad Eye Moody's body in a ditch 5 miles away from headquarters. He was discovered 7 days later by a cannibal. Luckily the cannibal was very hungry and all that remained when he was finished feasting was his magical eye which the cannibal kept as memoralbilia. |