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Madam Rosmerta and Her Many Secrets to Success |
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Today, I Dick am doing the interview of Madam Rosmerta. she has been described as a curvy and pretty woman in the HP books and even has the alurring presense to give Ron the hibee Jeebees when she gets a little too close to him. Puberty...aww, how cute Ron. Please enjoy the following and poop in el oceano. O yes... and there is kinda a lot of reading ahead. But please don't be frightened. It's all good fun. |
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Pictures Of Or Kinda Relating To Rosmerta |
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Hello Madam Rosmerta. I'm glad you decided to have this interview with me. To tell the truth, you sounded quite excited on the phone. I didn't know that an interview with a WORD Squad member was so important to you. |
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Mmm well dear... at the time you called a dear friend of mine walked in the door of the bar that I hadn't seen in ages. I was a little excited to see him. Sorry to get your hopes up. But...uhh I LOVE the WORD Squad... really... I do! You girls are great! |
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OMG!!! Brooms in WORD colors! No way is this a coincidence. No way. It's meant to be. WORD was always made for this. This is the final sign. |
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*Dick begins to feel very marose and a little embarassed. Her hopes and dreams are ultimately crushed.* O... well. Ha...ha... *She begins to slightly giggle to brush off the embarassment.* I I I heard the bar is doing well ehh? Students, teachers, and many others are in and out of here daily. It must be nice to see so many fresh faces each day. Here anything interesting lately? |
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Well, I never have been one to gossip... *Dick looks at her in astonishment and thinks to herself... who the hell do you think you are kidding?* |
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Right... |
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I like this picture. It looks just like her. The beer in her hand really makes it genuine. It also reminds me of the movie Casper when she played the evil lady Vivian. Remember when she turned into the ghost? That's exactly what she looked like! |
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*Totally forgetting what she had just stated "I'm not one to gossip", Rosmerta begins talkingin an excited rant.* Oh you wont believe what happened the other day! This man walked right in here... *Suddenly Rosmerta is abruptly intterupted by a loud snore. O dear! Where could that be coming from!? O wait... it was just Dick. She was getting bored as hell with this interiew.* |
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You know Rosmerta, you really don't have a large part in the HP movies or books now do you. I'm really not sure that this interview is really worth my time. You aren't a main character and you really have no impotance what so ever relating to Mr. Potter now do you? I think this interview might just have to come to and end. I'm getting a little bored. Your voice droans on for and your mole on your lip is mesmerizingly disgusting. So... I think I'm... |
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No! Wait, please don't leave! I promise can be entertaining. Look look. I'll strip! Turn on the jukebox Hagrid! Chica chica bow wow... ya you like that, you like that? |
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Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! *Dick is immediately very very disturbed. In mere seconds she grabs a butterbeer and pours it in her eyes, hoping that the delicious liquid will blind her from the hidious atrocity before her. Luckily it works. But for how long? Dick must now stumble out of the bar blindly before she regains her sight. All she can do is use her other senses to make her way to the door. The task is very difficult with so many noices all around her. To her right Hagrid seems to be singing kareoke to the song I'm To Sexy For My Shirt. To the left Rosmerta seems to be shouting rude gestures and suddenly Dick gets hit in the face with an article of clothing! This gives her the extra motive to get the hell out of there. Dick runs straight ahead and luckily finds the door after tripping over two chairs. Thakfully, she found the door just in time. Her eye sight had just come back into focus. The real damage had already been done. Her eyes will soon heal, but the image of Rosmerta ripping of her closes will burn in her memory for all time.* |
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Julie Christie is very pretty I think she was perfect for the part. Too bad she couldn't be in a bigger role. She's a great actress. |
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Ahhhh!!!!! Ahhhhh!! I typed in Madam Rosmerta on google and this is what came up. I thought it was creepy and I thought I would share it with you all. You can thank me later. |
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Mmm... Butterbeer. Oherny and Willy seem to think this a non-alcoholic drink. Umm sure. Whatever you guys say. I know the truth. |
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