| lupin: the true story of a werewolf |
| by ROD BRUCE |
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| hey kids. ROD BRUCE COMIN' AT CHA... lupin has the privilege of being my first interviewee. ok ok ok i know your excited..SO LETS DO THE DANG THANG THEN!!! |
| hello lupin let us begin our interview. O! wait before we start i have to go do something real fast! i'll be back in like 5 minutes...... |
| ROD SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND DO THE DAMN INTERVIEW! OR DIE |
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| Well Rod it really isnt that bad except its hard to find a job and blah blah. and i have to drink a special potion.*starts looking in all his pockets* i have it here somethere.*pulls out a spice girls cd and a my lil pony* where the hell is it?? i need it NOW!! OH SHIT!!! |
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| ok ok ok.. *is freaking out because WOD is tieing her to the chair and willy has that look in her eye when she sees SUNDAIL* LETS DO THIS!! Lupin tell me, what is it like to be a werewolf? |
| are you ok? any thing i can get you? water or a nice mellow yellow?? |
| OW OW OWOOOOOOOOOOO! ME HUNGRY FOR ROD!!! YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!!!!!!!! |
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| WTF?! help! |
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| Don't worry Rod were here! |
| WOOF WOOF!!!!!!!! ROAR ME EAT WORD SQUAD ME HUMP WILLY MAKE WEREWOLF BABIES!!! *whips out his hairy wolfman WANG* |
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| ok i'm game! hey guys i'll be right back!!! here i COME WOOFY!!! |
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| 3 hours later.................... |
| *hears weird woofin sounds * hey Ohenry and Dick you guys want to go get some pizza or something? *hears some more howling coming from the bathroom* |
| *both gag* how bout some butterbeers? |
| He's been a naughty ickle werewolf! |
| oh my hair is so soft... i like to touch it and play with it because it is so soft and silky smooth..oo you know you want to touch it. but you can't!. |
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