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Willy's Interview with Luna "Loony" Lovegood |
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Heylow children. Yes, you may continue applauding due to a new interview although it is probably just the SQUAD applauding because anyone different that may have read this site probably left due to the lack of updates. No matter, I didn't want to devour their pubes anyways. But here is an interview with Luna Lovegood. I don't even know. For some reason my computer decided to pull a Snape and become permanently evil so Luna doens't have any pictures. Thank you and please poop in the ocean. |
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Willy walks cautiously into the room, the abandoned charms classroom no less, and spies a horrifying site. Luna is sitting on the floor, her legs spread open, radish earriings in hand, she is trying to pierce her vagina but each time she comes close to making contact she squeals loudly and says, "Oh you silly crumple horned snargot!"
Ahem, ahem, so sorry to be interrupting you Luna, but, we well, need to interview now you scheduled here today time radish pubes *Willy appears fully flustered as she watches O'Henry emerge from the vagina.* |
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*Looks proudly at Luna and licks her lips*
Ok, Luna, all clear! Oh, heylow Willy! Fine morning isn't it. Sorry to appears so. . . wet.
*Leaves classroom licking herself profusely and moaning about the ovaries she just inspected.* |
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Ok, I am going to try and forget that. Maybe later when I have my scheduled session with Boo Boo. . . anyways, Luna, you became deeply involved with Order of the Phoenix during the fifth book, when you helped with the prophesy. You seemed to remain remarkably calm throughout the ordeal, how did you do that? |
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*Idly pulls a few random pubes from her mouth, some are an amazing shade of red*
My fathers magazine, The Quibbler, published some Vampirian sex tantric positions just discovered carved into Dumbledore's inner thigh, and these are best used during times of intense stress and suspense. At one point I was separted from Harry and found myself alone with Ron. We tried some. The first one was where I was positioned standing on my head and Rod was standing with one leg on each side of me and he would dip his substantial penis in and out. It was comforting, yet the Death Eaters came in so we were forced to run. Ron is rather kinky but I couldn't persuade him to let the Death Eaters join. |
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*Gets a little moist in her nether regions at the thought of trying this with Boo Boo later.*
Oh, I see, and that obviously kept you in a sane mind. How was it being with Ron? Did you both have sexual intercourse again? |
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Why yes, just minutes before you came in. Ron was doing the dance of the Snarkgle Yumas, which consists of stroking your nipples with Doxy's. But unfourtunately he fell over my pink sock, thanks to Hagrid's enormous penis, and sliced his head open on his toenail. He went to the infirmary. |
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*Finally notices a long pink, rather veiny, tube coming from under Luna's robes. Tattooed on it are the words 'Created by Hagrid'.*
Umm, ok Luna, I suppose this interview is over and good luck, with, your ummm sexual endeavors.
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*Lets ot a shriek of laughter punctuated with the occasional moo and monkey yell. Suddenly she stops, sighs loudly, and shakes my hand.* |
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