Intelligent and Strong
Hermione Granger
By: O'Henry
O'Henry's notes: Ms. Hermione Granger is the most clever witch who attends Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She is very likely to become Head Girl. That's just some info. Thank you and Please poop in the ocean
O
Hello, Mrs. Granger, or should i say Mrs. Weasley?
H
(reading book until the name "weasley" is spoken) Oh, well you know, maybe some day. (laughs and closes "Hogwarts, A History")
O
All of us anxious readers are awaiting it, but some seem to think you fancy ....Harry. Is that true in the least?
H
Oh. (laughs) Me and Harry? Sorry I think me and Dobby is less of a crazy idea. Don't get me wrong though, I love Harry to death, only as a friend though. There is too much of our friendship that I would not throw away for something more. Plus, I really like Ron, and I know he secretly likes me, but is too immature to show it yet,
O
Well, since that is all cleared up (Willy you owe me 3 bucks!) lets get moving with the interview. So you are attending Hogwarts in your sixth year right now?
Oh yes. Besides everything that is going on outside of school, inside it is quite delightful. The sixth year is supposed to be the hardest. But I have been sworn, by an amazing woman, not to tell of any of the events that are taking place in my sixth year. You must read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince to find out about this year!
H
Well, thats alright, even though that does ruin about fifteen of my questions, for example, who is the half blood prince, who is the new minister of magic, does Harry kick Malfoy's ass yet...and so on.
Well, about the other years, what has been your favorite adventure so far at Hogwarts, excluding the fifth year one, because that is too tramatic for me to hear?
O
I think, since my best friend Harry (besides Ron) knew so little about himself until he found out the truth about his godfather, I'd say, my third year. For all you muggles, it is known as Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
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O Yes, many of us seem to enjoy that one too- (Hermione interrupts)
Sorry to interrput, but what was the most enjoyable adventure of ours to read? I have always been curious....
H
I could never choose. The most emotional one was the fifth, but I
think all are so great i could never choose. The longer they get, the happier I am! Well, that about wraps it up for the interview, it has been really clam talking to you, Hermione, and tell Ronniekins I say "Hello." (Hermione opens book back open)
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O'Henry's Notes: I must say that that was one great interview. All of the other interviews i had with her, her and ron were making out the entire time. It was rather awkward. Well have fun reading the rest of the interviews! I need to find Willy-o-nator to get me money! Thank you and Please poop in the ocean.
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