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My Interview with Harry Potter by Willy |
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Man, I wonder why no one else interviewed the star, Harry Potter! Especially O'Henry, considering she would force him to deny any shared feelings between him and Hermione. Anyways, this interview shows a different side of Harry. Plus, there is always the question: will I have sex with him? Thank you and please poop in the ocean. |
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Pictures of Harry Potter |
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Hello Harry Potter. My name is Willy. Thanks for allowing me to interrupt your make out session with Hermione for this interview. |
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Nah, that's not problem at all. We make out all the time. Actually I would rather people see us together because that would disspell (get it? dis SPELL, like a spell AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!) all those rumors of Ron and Hermione. Ron is actually getting quite mad at people thinking he's with Hermione. He's not. I am. |
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Awwww, look how little he looks here! This is from the first year when he shows Ron he's Harry Potter. Good times, good times. |
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I keep trying to tell my friend O'Henry that it was you and Hermione but she is so stubborn on thinking its Ron! How do you like Hogwarts so far? |
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Hogwart is bloody fantastic, well except for that penis-in-the-butt-loving Snape. I hate him. I do love it here. And you know what? The girls dormitory is so much nicer than the boys! I may just tell Dumbledore. |
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Hmm, well Harry, how would you know what the girls' dormitory looks like? |
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Man, is he not one sexy beast. I don't know why his eyebrows bother O'Henry so much, I think they are nice and not scary hairy. HAHAHAHAHAHA TWO JOKES IN ONE! 1) IT RHYMES AND 2) HAIRY AND HARRY SAME SAME!!!! |
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*Looks sensually over at Hermione and winks* Well, let's just say that I have a friend that knows a friend that has got connections. I will say though, the sheets and blankets are much softer too. *Waves good-bye to Hermione as she goes to Arithmancy* How about you and I got and try out the boys dormitory? |
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Wait, aren't you with Hermione? I don't want to mess that up no matter how enticing I find that thought of you and me test-driving the sheets duribility and stain-resistance. |
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You could say I was with Hermione but we haven't said anything about dating each other exclusively, so really the option is open. |
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*Glances at the door and turns the lock* First let me finish this interview. Lately I've been getting in trouble for not actually having an interview about the person at all. Stupid editors. . . . . |
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Hahahahah, he's doing the same look I did when I took my yearbook picture. Except I was smiling so I looked pretty scary. |
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I completely understand. Please continue. *Starts stroking Willy's leg while licking lips* |
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*Almost can't think of anything to say, but of course that never happens to Willy* Oh, hmm, well, tell me how your doing since the whole Sirius thing? If it's too painful you don't need to say anything. |
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No, really, it's fine. I'm OK now with talking about it. Well, at first I was really depressed, he was the closest thing I considered as family. Now, with the help of all my friends, it's become easier to deal with. Plus, Dumbledore keeps dropping the cryptic hints that I may still be able to talk to Sirius. |
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Dirty, dirty boy! AHH YEAH! |
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That's great. I'm really happy for you. *Can hardly control Harry as he gets very aggressive* OK INTERVIEW OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER |
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Very sharp, very sharp indeed. |
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We took the "INTERVIEW OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER" as an indication the interview was over. From that point on the recorder was still left on. Many unnatural sounds followed, such as thumping, and we can only hope for the best, that Willy had a heart attack. She is better now and it taking medication. |
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